59 Comments

Ikrit1229/5/2015, 1:09:46 AM19 votes

I had a teammate face Fiora top who, after dying twice to her, said, "Does Fiora have a heal now?"
I responded, "Yeah, on her ult. Didn't you read the patch notes?" "Meh" "That 'meh' just cost you your lane"

Kitty Darkstar9/4/2015, 8:43:43 PM19 votes

I read the patch notes, but I seem to always miss the important bits.

Hoodwink9/5/2015, 12:43:15 AM19 votes

"What's this sword over my head?"

Uiru9/5/2015, 12:35:25 AM17 votes

"What the hell are those" ~your adc who is about to be massacred by Skarner

Kouga9/5/2015, 4:14:15 AM8 votes

"I think I remember that Champ in the patch notes.

I don't remember if it was buff or a nerf, though.

Eh, it was probably a nerf. I'm gonna go rek them."

http://i1000.photobucket.com/albums/af128/LanningCk/Gifs/stitch.gif

BoxOfDOG9/5/2015, 4:01:18 AM7 votes

Just the other day one of my teammates, after 30 minutes of fighting against Fiora.. They said, "Wait, did Fiora get an update?"

Just.. http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b275/FairyCowsGoMOO/Other/ColbertTurnAroundNo.gif

Just Blame Jenny9/5/2015, 11:13:32 AM3 votes

Had a plat adc on my team that proceeded to complain about "stupid, unconventional lanes" and get utterly wrecked by morde bottom. Again and again.

Oi. My faith in league's ranking system is utterly destroyed. That was, like, two patches ago!

lightdragoon889/5/2015, 1:04:13 AM3 votes

Tell me about it.

I had a Riven in a game go 0/4 to Fiora in the first 10 minutes. Her response "I don't know what Fiora does now."

Scribbs9/5/2015, 4:43:33 AM3 votes

Whether or not you read the patch notes, Darius is still broken as all fck.

BeatzBoyFTW9/5/2015, 4:45:58 AM2 votes

Or the idiots who plays new game modes & has a question for each 5 passing minutes.

P1cKl3 b0y9/5/2015, 12:13:39 AM2 votes

I find that I understand it best if I read it watch the video and read it again

Olath Quortek9/4/2015, 10:03:24 PM2 votes

This describes almost everyone I know... -.-

Blue Moon Wolf9/5/2015, 3:59:57 AM1 votes

speaking of patches, anyone know how to trigger the spirals that occasionally pop up from the latest patch? I've had it happen to Gangplank and TahmKench so far and I think I'm on to something.

Chespin20139/5/2015, 2:33:37 AM1 votes

OMG yes I just gotten rank 5 mastery with morde and I have been spamming him in normals and right when I got in for a rank game I said morde bot and this guy calling me a troll. I told him too look at my match history because I won pretty much almost every game with him but in the end he dodge. Just wish people were forced to read patch notes over whats going on. Sucks being a Morde player in bronze.

Just Blame Jenny9/5/2015, 11:22:13 AM1 votes

Good god, I forgot to mention that, too. He had no idea what the dragon was. Much facepalming was had.

TheDráco9/6/2015, 5:39:07 AM1 votes

Ive read every patch this season. Still dont see Vayne nerfs.

Kapparoth9/6/2015, 5:48:41 AM1 votes

This is true - plebs need to read the patch notes, but, as a very wise veteran once told me - "Knowing is half the battle."

Lanayurian9/6/2015, 3:36:12 PM1 votes

Which is why I read Blakinola's TL;DR.

Edit: *Watch