To the People Who Refuse to read Patch Notes.

A Superb Villain·Sep 4, 2015·106 votes·6,340 views

Then complain a champion is broken in-game.

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59 Comments

Kitty DarkstarSep 4, 201519 votes

I read the patch notes, but I seem to always miss the important bits.

A Superb VillainSep 4, 201576 votes

http://creaturetype.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/youtried.jpg

idokiSep 5, 20155 votes

That's like saying you read books but skip 1 in 3 chapters.

Kitty DarkstarSep 5, 20156 votes

No, that's like reading a book and not remembering big parts of it.

DorkunedAurasSep 5, 201535 votes

"I read book 6, time to see the movie"

"DUMBLEDORE DIES WTF?!?!?"

Kitty DarkstarSep 5, 20153 votes

I know I've watched the 6th movie. I must have. But I can't remember a single scene from it.

I remember the book pretty well from the sheer number of times I've read it.

Auz the RipperSep 5, 20158 votes

That's the one where he says "fly you fools!" before he dies Right?

ÄnniêSep 5, 20151 votes

Reported for being bad at remembering things and mixing up two movies/books xDDD. just like Galio was forgotten XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Kitty DarkstarSep 5, 20151 votes

You will remember Yorick Mori

HäßlichSep 5, 20156 votes

Who? Is that some 1950's Japanese voice actor?

Auz the RipperSep 5, 20151 votes

Nah, 1970's

Kitty DarkstarSep 5, 20151 votes

Yeah, that's the one

T RexHasTinyArmsSep 5, 20151 votes

Also gandalf is dead.

Ps I died a little inside when I realized I don't know if I can spell gandalf right. The hobbit and goodnight moon were how I learned to read (which thinking about it may explain a lot about me 😜).

HoodwinkSep 5, 201519 votes

"What's this sword over my head?"

Blue Moon WolfSep 5, 20155 votes

what are these crystal things? Ping ping ping

Adapt EvoSep 5, 20153 votes

"How does Morde have a dragon?"

Ikrit122Sep 5, 201519 votes

I had a teammate face Fiora top who, after dying twice to her, said, "Does Fiora have a heal now?"
I responded, "Yeah, on her ult. Didn't you read the patch notes?" "Meh" "That 'meh' just cost you your lane"

A Superb VillainSep 5, 201520 votes

{quoted} "Meh" "That 'meh' just cost you your lane"

http://i.imgur.com/6mbJFvA.jpg

Ariel the CruelSep 5, 20156 votes

Fiora's Passive always healed her. For a rather significant amount if subject to an extended slug-fest. So..... That's really a fail on multiple levels.

HäßlichSep 5, 20152 votes

This post is win on so many levels.

UiruSep 5, 201517 votes

"What the hell are those" ~your adc who is about to be massacred by Skarner

A Superb VillainSep 5, 201527 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lQpj5MpgkOPfC8/giphy.gif

There is a simple solution, and it involves throwing the patch notes at them.

Ikrit122Sep 5, 20158 votes

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There is a simple solution, and it involves throwing the patch notes at them.

I really appreciate your use of "Lilo and Stitch" gifs. Makes me want to watch the movie again

stealthfox94Sep 6, 20151 votes

It's funny because Stich looks like Fizz.

PT WaluigiSep 5, 20154 votes

http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.Mde6c83faa6ab96e2b5b49c018cd26576o0&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

KougaSep 5, 20158 votes

"I think I remember that Champ in the patch notes.

I don't remember if it was buff or a nerf, though.

Eh, it was probably a nerf. I'm gonna go rek them."

http://i1000.photobucket.com/albums/af128/LanningCk/Gifs/stitch.gif

Nunya BezwacksSep 5, 20152 votes

so they fought fizz?

BoxOfDOGSep 5, 20157 votes

Just the other day one of my teammates, after 30 minutes of fighting against Fiora.. They said, "Wait, did Fiora get an update?"

Just.. http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b275/FairyCowsGoMOO/Other/ColbertTurnAroundNo.gif

Ariel the CruelSep 5, 20151 votes

No. I just wrecked you with your imagination.

lightdragoon88Sep 5, 20153 votes

Tell me about it.

I had a Riven in a game go 0/4 to Fiora in the first 10 minutes. Her response "I don't know what Fiora does now."

ScribbsSep 5, 20153 votes

Whether or not you read the patch notes, Darius is still broken as all fck.

Ariel the CruelSep 5, 20153 votes

He was broken before the patch notes. Now he just has items to make him viable.

Just Blame JennySep 5, 20153 votes

Had a plat adc on my team that proceeded to complain about "stupid, unconventional lanes" and get utterly wrecked by morde bottom. Again and again.

Oi. My faith in league's ranking system is utterly destroyed. That was, like, two patches ago!

Stars ShaperSep 5, 20152 votes

Hehe, It's priceless when after the second/third kill you come back to lane with a huge dragon melting their tower.

I remeber also my team mates shouting in chat "HOLY FUCK!!" and such because barely any1 knew about dragon pet.

Olath QuortekSep 4, 20152 votes

This describes almost everyone I know... -.-

P1cKl3 b0ySep 5, 20152 votes

I find that I understand it best if I read it watch the video and read it again

BeatzBoyFTWSep 5, 20152 votes

Or the idiots who plays new game modes & has a question for each 5 passing minutes.

Nunya BezwacksSep 5, 20151 votes

those people are chat banned...

Chespin2013Sep 5, 20151 votes

OMG yes I just gotten rank 5 mastery with morde and I have been spamming him in normals and right when I got in for a rank game I said morde bot and this guy calling me a troll. I told him too look at my match history because I won pretty much almost every game with him but in the end he dodge. Just wish people were forced to read patch notes over whats going on. Sucks being a Morde player in bronze.

UnderWaterHoboSep 5, 20151 votes

Wow how stupid people can be amazes me why didn't he just click on your champ icon LMAO

Blue Moon WolfSep 5, 20151 votes

speaking of patches, anyone know how to trigger the spirals that occasionally pop up from the latest patch? I've had it happen to Gangplank and TahmKench so far and I think I'm on to something.

A Superb VillainSep 5, 20153 votes

It occurs randomly, about 1 in every 15 games.

Jeddy017Sep 5, 20152 votes

On to something?What do you mean? That's the "They are coming" easter egg Riot has added to the game.Many assume it to be a hint of the next champ......well in this case,champs.It just randomly pops up every few games.

http://www.surrenderat20.net/p/517-pbe-cycle.html#they

Blue Moon WolfSep 5, 20151 votes

I thought since both of them are from bilgewater that it might have something to do with bilgewater, but since it's random guess that's not the case. I origanly thought that it had something to do with doing a dance and maybe if everyone danced at the same time it might do something, but I was overthinking it .__.

Just Blame JennySep 5, 20151 votes

Good god, I forgot to mention that, too. He had no idea what the dragon was. Much facepalming was had.