A short guide to playing Taric support in the current "meta".

Taric Vs The Champs You Will See 24/7 : Annoying balloon man who will sit in a bush and hit you with suicide meeps, catch him out then watch as he majestically flies away into a portal. : No fun allowed, go afk in lane and heal, if you get any thoughts of heroism you're being wood V, just enjoy the afk lane until ganks arrive. : No fun allowed, either become a heal bot or try to "outplay" her pressing r and pushing you and your adc away. : Why are you afraid of a robot who can't even sparkle? Just spam your /joke in lane until he pulls you, then proceed to murder him and the adc. : Easy lane, just play reactively, if you get bored spam joke. : One of the easiest lanes possible as Taric, he will die of starvation as you gloriously curbstomp him with your faceroll. : Absolutely no fun allowed at any circumstances, if you feel you are having fun for even the slightest second you just lost the god damn lane, focus her in teamfights. : Pretty much a lethal injection of turbo cancer, can't even become a afk heal bot, just cry in a corner or ask the gem gods for power. : Due to buffs on Guinsoo's Bitchblade and the existance of Devourer Taric can no longer 1 v 1 Master Yi while spamming /joke, just lock him down in teamfights or cry in a corner if he gets one kill before 10 minutes. : Kill him if he looks at you funny, if he hooks one of you gemstomp the adc. Gems counter spooky ghosts.

Playing as Taric You're gonna wanna build armor, then rotate ability's with your passive so you can spam them once you get cdr, once you make sick plays spam /joke, if you make any mistakes reassure your team it's part of your master plan, if they proceed to flame you that too is part of the master plan. Proceed to duel the enemy adc regardless of logic once you obtain Sparkly Gem Heart, if the enemy adc is fed do it anyways, don't be a puss.

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