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When you see a Darius main complaining about having a terrible laning phase
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Megalo
ia plays
Rush either 
or 
after or before 
Force all ins. Respect their range otherwise. Another thing you can do is use decimate heavily push the wave and have them choose between poking or farming perfectly.
Here you go buddy. Just walk over their hopes and dreams.
*geeettttttt dunked on!!!
Btw I feel like a total jackass for discussing gameplay on a memes & games post where I literally said in my "Upvote of you find Yasuo mildly irritating" post that gameplay discussions belong in the gameplay section. I take my 4 mains/pocket picks too seriously for my own good sometimes.
I would post a meme of someone putting their hands out to be cuffed but I only found creepy bondage pictures :(
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: "Darius? Problem?" Evil Laugh
All you gotta do vs ranged is to get stormraiders and lvl 1 cheese them. this forces their tp so you have lane preassure and for items rush Phage and a tier 2 boot and you are good to go. lul People tryna pick Vayne into my dunkmaster and end up 0-4 by 10mins