Rito's Sneaky Preseason Scheme!
https://media.giphy.com/media/TPl5N4Ci49ZQY/giphy.gif There's something sneaky going on behind all this preseason hype - something isn't right! NOT RIGHT I TELL YOU!
But I know what Rito is up to! They can't fool me, no sir! Preseason launches at midnight on November 7? Well, isn't that a mighty fine "coincidence"!!!
It just so happens that preseason starts THE DAY OF THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!! https://media.giphy.com/media/7GcdjWkek7Apq/giphy.gif
Rito is secretly scheming to draw away all the US voters with their brand new, shiney preseason patch! While all the players are busy checking out all the new stuff, THEY WON'T HAVE TIME TO GO VOTE!!! IT'S A TRAP!
This whole "preseason" thing is just a sinister plot by Rito games to further their ultimate goal of WORLD DOMINATION! It's their first step of political espionage! DON'T BE TRICKED BY THEM!
######Paid for by Summoners for Urgot - Urgot for President!
