Rito's Sneaky Preseason Scheme!

Glory ln Death·11/4/2016, 1:33:36 AM·5 votes·1,070 views

https://media.giphy.com/media/TPl5N4Ci49ZQY/giphy.gif There's something sneaky going on behind all this preseason hype - something isn't right! NOT RIGHT I TELL YOU!

But I know what Rito is up to! They can't fool me, no sir! Preseason launches at midnight on November 7? Well, isn't that a mighty fine "coincidence"!!!

It just so happens that preseason starts THE DAY OF THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!! https://media.giphy.com/media/7GcdjWkek7Apq/giphy.gif

Rito is secretly scheming to draw away all the US voters with their brand new, shiney preseason patch! While all the players are busy checking out all the new stuff, THEY WON'T HAVE TIME TO GO VOTE!!! IT'S A TRAP!

This whole "preseason" thing is just a sinister plot by Rito games to further their ultimate goal of WORLD DOMINATION! It's their first step of political espionage! DON'T BE TRICKED BY THEM!

######Paid for by Summoners for Urgot - Urgot for President!

4 Comments

Fondling Gems11/4/2016, 1:52:01 AM2 votes

Don't most people just vote by mail these days though? I know I already did.

LostFr0st11/4/2016, 1:57:33 AM1 votes

That's funny, 'cause I was thinking the exact opposite. I was thinking that they ended the season on the morning of the 8th so that people would vote instead of grinding last-minute ranked X3