"Can't believe we survived with such low hp!"
"Yeah, enemy teams are a bunch of scr-"
** ENEMY TEAM KILL**
"Oh god. WHAT!?" Where did that come from!? Oh shit, shes coming!"
"[ALL] SWIGGITY SWOOTY"
"OH GOD NO, OH GOD NO. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(Has a tad bit of a head start)
"rip ziggs"
"Maybe, maybe I can out run her!"
"[ALL} I'M COMING FOR"
"HOW IS SHE CATCHING UP SO FAST!?"
"[ALL] BOOTY"
"DEAR GOD SAVE ME"
ENEMY TEAM DOUBLE KILL
"[ALL] Omfg, report Ziggs and Varus for feeding"
ENEMY TEAM TRIPLE KILL
"Wtf? You guys suck omfg."
ENEMY TEAM QUADRA KILL
"WHATS HAPPENING!?"
ENEMY TEAM GOT A PENTAKILL
"Gg ez, you guys suck, first time kalista lol."
"Um...at least we can report for BM?"
"Stfu, feeding scrub"
(SOMEWHAT ALMOST BASED ON A TRUE STORY)
URF+Kalista= Dance Dance Revolution