Champions in a Single Sentence! Part 5: Tanks
How's it hanging people? Your main man Zesk is back again with describing every single champion in a single sentence. Today we're covering tanks, lets do it!
: That's a nice team fight ya got going there there, would be a shame if you got, wrapped up.
: Rock puns!
: I'm pretty sure everyone remembers how confused they were when they laned against a Singed for the first time.
: Oh no his ult is coming, eventually.
: How does he taunt people exactly?
: So I heard you liked escaping ganks.
: Has the most telegraphed attack in the game and people still manage to walk into it 9 times out of 10.
: Law and Order SVU.
: Superhero landing simulator.
: Hey where'd my jungle go?
: Yo dawg, I heard you liked dashing.
: If you took a shot every time they nerfed this guy, you would die of alcohol poisoning.
And I'm done, make sure to tell me if I missed any one. Thanks so much for reading.
I don't take damage. Wait, is that a Bork? Oh, shi-
: hp = damages; i can BEARly believe that is legal
: don't stare directly at me for too long
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Time to get Nauty ;)
: NEEDS MOAR COWBELL
"Tanks" :^)
I have control of color, but mainly prefer turning everything black and white.
You enjoy useful spells, Veigar?
Buys six boots on other champions to make up for it.
Yasuo fanboy.
is not a tank?
wheres my fluffy monster at
I look like an ADC but I have more health than Sion!
now you dont see me, now you do, with 400 stacks