When You Find out that Vlad isn't a Vampire....

Don't worry Vlad I believe you, vampires aren't as trustworthy and truthful as you. Man, I have this itch on my neck... maybe too much warm delicious blood in there or something

Suprendr!!

He isn't anyway..... he's a HEMOMAGE (dun dun dun)

where did this come from?

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