Upgrade Your Life!

nami tf·8/2/2016, 6:02:30 PM·2 votes·496 views

Improve your life right now with a upgrade inspired by League things!

You have $60 to spend, so choose wisely! 60-Day Warranty on all purchases!

CHAMPION ABILITIES: $30 each ITEM PASSIVE/ACTIVES: $10 SUMMONER SPELLS: $20

PLUS

FOR A LIMITED TIME, IF YOU SPEND ALL $100, YOU GET A RANDOMLY ROLLED CHAMPION TO BE YOUR OWN PERSONAL COMPANION - FOR FREE! (There are 131 champions excluding Kled right now. Roll a number in a random number generator and that will be your new companion!)

How much better is your life now? Feel free to leave reviews in the comments!

33 Comments

Skelenth8/2/2016, 7:56:34 PM2 votes

Ability: Riftwalk Item: item 3363 Summoner Spell: summoner 7

Easy travelling with Riftwalk. Not a global teleportation, but I'd never miss the bus anymore. Easy surveilance over my home thanks to the Farsight Ward - They don't even have an expiration date! And heal, hm, you'll never know

JayHog19928/2/2016, 6:14:37 PM1 votes

Ability: Teemo's W

Item: item 2003

Summoner Spell: summoner 7

4th Chiming Lamb8/2/2016, 6:29:28 PM1 votes

Ekko's Ult (Which actually rewinds IRL time back four seconds) Zhonya's Active Flash

I'm almost invincible :D

I WOULD LIKE TO USE $40 OF MY OWN MONEY TO BUY: Bard's passive Always-On Phantom Dancer passive

RANDOM COMPANION: Zilean

Review: I'm fast as fuck, am immortal and can time travel. I'm time travelling to attempt to get a ~~slave~~ companion I'd like.

Lux Works. I even get to keep Zilean because time travel bullshit <3

Overall...my life is much, much better now. I'm fucking fast because of Bard's passive, Phantom Dancer, Flash and Zilean's E, I can time travel back if I want to do something again or make someone lose their memories, I have infinite pets and guardians with Meeps, and Lux is my ~~slave~~ "companion".

Gibberwatt8/2/2016, 7:03:25 PM1 votes

Lets see, fiddle's fear (go away annoying people) teleport (traffic? aint nobody got no time for dat) and zzrot active, assuming I can control the minions. CLEAN MY ROOM. DO THE DISHES. chase down and subdue people I don't like.

420 grams8/2/2016, 9:31:10 PM1 votes

Yasuos windwall to stop bullets, and his q to throw tornado's at people.

Sonicblaster338/2/2016, 10:44:01 PM1 votes

Shyvana W and Ult

The Aqualious8/2/2016, 6:06:26 PM1 votes

Shaco's Q

Then: Teleport

Then: Mobility Boots

Brooks1078/5/2016, 3:33:44 AM1 votes

THresh's passive, cinderhulk and smite

I'm going soul hunting boys