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Upgrade Your Life!

nami tf··2 votes·496 views

Improve your life right now with a upgrade inspired by League things!

You have $60 to spend, so choose wisely! 60-Day Warranty on all purchases!

CHAMPION ABILITIES: $30 each ITEM PASSIVE/ACTIVES: $10 SUMMONER SPELLS: $20

PLUS

FOR A LIMITED TIME, IF YOU SPEND ALL $100, YOU GET A RANDOMLY ROLLED CHAMPION TO BE YOUR OWN PERSONAL COMPANION - FOR FREE! (There are 131 champions excluding Kled right now. Roll a number in a random number generator and that will be your new companion!)

How much better is your life now? Feel free to leave reviews in the comments!

33 Comments

Skelenth2 votes

Ability: Riftwalk Item: item 3363 Summoner Spell: summoner 7

Easy travelling with Riftwalk. Not a global teleportation, but I'd never miss the bus anymore. Easy surveilance over my home thanks to the Farsight Ward - They don't even have an expiration date! And heal, hm, you'll never know

The Aqualious1 votes

Yeah

Especially when you go down that alley later

Skelenth1 votes

Good I can check that alley before going in item 3363 op

The Aqualious1 votes

The unseen threat is the deadliest

goes invisible

The Aqualious1 votes

Shaco's Q

Then: Teleport

Then: Mobility Boots

nami tf1 votes

What are you gonna do, run a olympic race?

The Aqualious1 votes

Pfft, No

I'm gonna Rob a Bank

nami tf1 votes

Oh

Well, have fun!

The Aqualious1 votes

Thanks

JayHog19921 votes

Ability: Teemo's W

Item: item 2003

Summoner Spell: summoner 7

nami tf1 votes

YOU'RE the one running the olympic race >:D

JayHog19921 votes

Actually, the running is so I can never get tired as long as I have mana.

The heal and health pots is to help save lives, like a traveling doctor or something.

The Aqualious1 votes

We gotta get you to the void merch

Hook you up with some illegal mana pots

JayHog19921 votes

Why do you always make nice things look bad? -.-

The Aqualious1 votes

I DON'T MEAN TO THIS TIME

mana pots = nearly limitless mana and thus less stopping because you ran out

I'M TRYING TO BE HELPFUL THIS TIME DAMN IT

JayHog19921 votes

Sure... -.- Thanks for the offer, but rather do it legaly.

nami tf1 votes

Why not just get Soraka's W and passive?

JayHog19921 votes

Because I only get ONE ABILITY! (Points at post.)

nami tf1 votes

I never said you can't buy more than one ability? :O

JayHog19921 votes

It says I have 60$...

2 abilities cost 30$ each, which means I'd have to give up on my item and summoner spell...

Which means If I were to have Soraka's passive and W, I'd be a traveling doctor, yes, but I would be slowly dying because her W kills my HP... Which means after a month of healing people, I'd be dead.

Would be decorated for my heroic services probably, but I digress...

nami tf1 votes

you can regen your health back (really slowly)

JayHog19921 votes

Would take me an year to regen a month's healing worth.

The Aqualious1 votes

Can I use the money I stole to buy it for him

nami tf1 votes

sure you can gift

The Aqualious1 votes

Okay,

pulls out a sack of 60 gold

give him Soraka's W and her Ult

nami tf1 votes

sure empowers

The Aqualious1 votes

Thank you

4th Chiming Lamb1 votes

Ekko's Ult (Which actually rewinds IRL time back four seconds) Zhonya's Active Flash

I'm almost invincible :D

I WOULD LIKE TO USE $40 OF MY OWN MONEY TO BUY: Bard's passive Always-On Phantom Dancer passive

RANDOM COMPANION: Zilean

Review: I'm fast as fuck, am immortal and can time travel. I'm time travelling to attempt to get a slave companion I'd like.

Lux Works. I even get to keep Zilean because time travel bullshit <3

Overall...my life is much, much better now. I'm fucking fast because of Bard's passive, Phantom Dancer, Flash and Zilean's E, I can time travel back if I want to do something again or make someone lose their memories, I have infinite pets and guardians with Meeps, and Lux is my slave "companion".

nami tf1 votes

"companion" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gibberwatt1 votes

Lets see, fiddle's fear (go away annoying people) teleport (traffic? aint nobody got no time for dat) and zzrot active, assuming I can control the minions. CLEAN MY ROOM. DO THE DISHES. chase down and subdue people I don't like.

420 grams1 votes

Yasuos windwall to stop bullets, and his q to throw tornado's at people.

Sonicblaster331 votes

Shyvana W and Ult

Brooks1071 votes

THresh's passive, cinderhulk and smite

I'm going soul hunting boys

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