how do you not die to Malzahar?
You a-void him
You a-void him

By having these on your team, and making malzahar the saddest champion ever.

All you need is Karthus for every situation.
Actually, being 100-0'd in one stun is pretty frustrating. Taking your title seriously (i know it was a joke), i'm not sure i know how to not die to him if he lands his stun on you.
came mid and I'm sure she thought she could just be so BM. Then, I locked in
and skipped happily away from her attempts at Q'ing me
By playing Draft and banning him. :D
A Malza main disagrees 
[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Kill the first minion he spawns asap and his damage output is destroyed. Saw my friend take smite into lane against
as
he went 3/0/0 before he even hit level six because Malz has no escapes and when his voidling was smited he had no real damage.
BAN HIM!!!
Hexdrinker huehuehuehue 
play ziggs and u win?? srsly im steph curry with ziggs jesus
YOU WANNA FUCKING GO MATE
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That's Naut a good pun, pal
These puns cause physical damage
Amazing
How do you avoid being ganked by Zac?
You tell him in all-chat to "goo away!"
[zombie-brand-clap]
[zombie-brand-clap]
Just **don't **do it.
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[slayer-jinx-unamused]
Kill his first void befor it starts spawning more he is useless after
I just hate his new passive. It makes his jungling incredibly strong because it blocks cc so it makes his ganks strong.