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[Game] Invent a totally "useless" Superpower!

Warden Karma·5/24/2016, 2:11:49 PM·8 votes·1,869 views

Hey there, just a simple Forum Game I want to start :)

I think its self-explaining ^^

Examples:

  • A Superpower that grants you the Ability to hear other People thoughts, but only if they arent thinking of anything at the moment.

  • The Ability to turn into a stone, without turning back.

  • The Ability to grow one hair 10% faster than all others.

  • The Power to do fotosynthesis, but only in the absent of light.

Happy inventing (well or reposting a funny one) =)

31 Comments

0pAL2NlcpJ5/24/2016, 4:28:24 PM10 votes

The ability to win a ranked game, but guaranteed to lose the next.

Surge065/24/2016, 3:44:03 PM5 votes

Whenever something goes wrong, you immediately know how you should have prevented it first.

Zarvanis5/24/2016, 5:38:44 PM5 votes

It's spelled, "Photosynthesis".

Just thought I'd let you know.

Lord Boltrix5/24/2016, 2:50:16 PM4 votes

The ability to know the chat log of any and all ongoing toxic games of League at any time.

Maximum Morde5/24/2016, 3:45:37 PM4 votes

You mentally know whenever anyone anywhere in the world has written or spoken a grammatical error.

Tangrowth Hat5/24/2016, 5:42:53 PM3 votes

The ability to predict an outcome, but not always be right

Sonicblaster335/24/2016, 2:15:39 PM2 votes

The ability to slow your heart rate, but only .1% slower than normal

Rand0mH3r0X5/24/2016, 3:29:06 PM2 votes

Champion Mastery 7 emote.

Twiggles5/24/2016, 3:44:29 PM2 votes

The ability to make any (and even all) of your muscles painfully spasm on command (and oftentimes just randomly).

Chronic Charlie Horse Man. I made him up when I was about 10.

Original Character, DO NOT STEAL! ;P

Trylobyte5/24/2016, 5:46:23 PM2 votes

You have the power to... Instantly determine the age and gender of any housecat. Derive nutrition from eating toner from copy machines. Read the minds of deep-sea sponges. Control insects, but only one at a time. Translate the sounds cats make into interpretive dance.

kamikazephyr5/24/2016, 9:01:11 PM2 votes

The ability to extreme strength in your arms when you aren't using them

Asriel Memester5/24/2016, 9:06:45 PM2 votes

The ability to generate your own wireless network, but only when another faster network is available.

Vigilante5/24/2016, 2:18:00 PM1 votes

The ability to be invisible to all trees, unless they have souls, ex Maokai

japan hate acc5/25/2016, 1:35:14 AM1 votes

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  • The Power to do fotosynthesis, but only in the absent of light.

Photosynthesis*

DefNotABot5/24/2016, 5:56:39 PM1 votes

The ability to live forever, but still grow old and be susceptible to disease/organ failure/other common causes of human death

Squidsmastah5/25/2016, 2:30:46 AM1 votes

The ability to have non-toxic teammates one game, but to get teammates 3x more toxic the next.

But Im Nunu5/25/2016, 3:49:34 PM1 votes

The ability to roll snake eye every time you would roll 2 ones

Blue Moon Wolf5/24/2016, 10:22:28 PM1 votes

To be able to talk to fish, oh wait :^)

http://sadmoment.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Sad-Aquaman-Draws-A-sad-Face-For-Batman-On-Justice-League-Cartoon.gif

OhZenny5/25/2016, 1:34:18 AM1 votes

smh

photosynthesis not fotosynthesis....

Hardstuck G45/24/2016, 4:25:24 PM1 votes

The ability to move through molasses, but only when molasses is not within a 25 foot distance

Shroom Junkie5/24/2016, 3:28:17 PM1 votes

Arm fall off boy. Look it up.

ModWulf Helhammer5/24/2016, 3:13:04 PM1 votes

The ability to only fly north.