Help, I'm Turning Over to the Dark Side!

EvilUnicornLord·Oct 1, 2016·3 votes·622 views

I just played a match as and enjoyed it.

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2307473827/217394684?tab=overview

SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

29 Comments

The AqualiousOct 1, 20164 votes

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Mb4de1653bfef9b2a33c6be931195f56ao0&pid=15.1

Draws Pistol

Cleansing must be done immediately

EvilUnicornLordOct 1, 20161 votes

Even worse, I was using the skin Riot Games gave me as a random gift. It was Panda Teemo.

The AqualiousOct 1, 20161 votes

...

pulls out phone

Bring in the big guns

20 seconds later

Velkoz : I was summoned?

Me: Melt him

JayHog1992Oct 1, 20162 votes

Slaps him. Knock it off! http://orig14.deviantart.net/8b50/f/2016/090/b/a/teemo_face_4_by_johnnyhedgehog1992-d9x6jen.png

At least you're not in danger of being cut out of the game!

The AqualiousOct 1, 20162 votes

Me: Melt him too

Velkoz : You do realize Luxanna can do these tasks as well?

Me: You do realize I'm letting you into the head of a Demon, right?

Velkoz : Touché

JayHog1992Oct 1, 20162 votes

Teemo : Vel, could you not, please?

The AqualiousOct 1, 20161 votes

Velkoz : This honestly seems like a waste of time

Me: FINE! pulls out phone I NEED YOU HERE PLEASE

5 minutes later

Chogath : What is it

Me: Dinner to your right

Golden Tager XOct 1, 20161 votes

Chogath : I see an appetizer to my right, I see dinner in front of me.

The AqualiousOct 1, 20161 votes

I summon thy, I can send thy away

Golden Tager XOct 1, 20161 votes

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/b/ba/Greenterror.attack5.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20120615005658

The AqualiousOct 1, 20161 votes

Those links don't work on mobiles

EvilUnicornLordOct 1, 20162 votes

Rumble : Can you, please?

JayHog1992Oct 1, 20162 votes

Teemo : Come on now... I paid for lunch last week... Don't tell me that wasn't a kind gesture...

EvilUnicornLordOct 1, 20162 votes

Rumble : YOU POISONED MY LUNCH! Had not Soraka been there, I would have died!

The AqualiousOct 1, 20161 votes

Me: Will one of you deal with these guys?

Velkoz : You ingest the dart wielder and I deconstruct the Mech Pilot?

Chogath : Lovely idea

EvilUnicornLordOct 1, 20161 votes

Kassadin : Fear not, I am here- Oh, there's Teemo. I sense that I am needed elsewhere!

The AqualiousOct 1, 20161 votes

Malzhar is talking with Sona in Shurima... Go deal with that

JayHog1992Oct 1, 20162 votes

Teemo : WHAT THE FUCK!? I DIDN'T POISON YOUR LUNCH! I WOULD NEVER...! Wait... I think Cassio served our lunch...

EvilUnicornLordOct 2, 20162 votes

Rumble : Well mine had mushrooms!

JayHog1992Oct 2, 20162 votes

Teemo : They weren't mi... KLED! Facepalms. I remember now, he was there at the time, in another table. Didn't say anything because I didn't want you to flip out!

Blue Moon WolfOct 2, 20162 votes

Kled : DAG NAB IT! I wondered why my sandwich didn't make the world start spin'n. THAT RAT TOOK MY LUNCH! I'MA KILL 'IM! Come on Skaarl, we got work to do >:(

JayHog1992Oct 2, 20162 votes

Teemo : We have to stop showing up in the same restaurant. T_T

EvilUnicornLordOct 2, 20162 votes

Rumble : And Tristana wonders why we don't get along.

JayHog1992Oct 2, 20161 votes

Teemo : Hey, I'm trying my best here, any friend of Tristana is a friend of mine. That means I want you to feel comfortable around me, even when Tristana isn't around. Just wish that things weren't so stressful in the Rift to make that hard.

EvilUnicornLordOct 2, 20161 votes

Rumble : And how can I be sure you aren't LeBlanc?

JayHog1992Oct 2, 20161 votes

Teemo : Ok, now you're just being paranoid. Come on... Of all the things Leblanc would do, would this even be a thing?

Blue Moon WolfOct 2, 20162 votes

shhh, you'll be fine. Just think pleasant thoughts and play your main. That should make things better... Also take a bath in holy water... just in case .__.