When a Mastery Rank 7 is on your team...

EvilUnicornLord·Nov 6, 2016·135 votes·5,342 views

And then proceeds to feed like no tomorrow.

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/where_did_you_get_that_pirates_caribbean.gif

EDIT: This is joke. Y U take seriously?

76 Comments

GULAG 4 UNov 6, 201648 votes

Average Zed and Yasuo

IPromiseTomorrowNov 6, 20165 votes

Yea my friends prove this... They both have M7Yasuo in their profile but I still prove my Yasuo is better than theirs.

(This isn't bragging! Please I'm not a brash bragger!"

EDIT i knew mentioning Yasuo would risk me downvotes :^(

EvilUnicornLordNov 7, 20168 votes

Oh yeah?

Well I'm the best Poppy main I know!

Mind you, I'm also the worst.

I'm the only Poppy main I know.

Ariel the CruelNov 7, 20162 votes

I knew one before the cosmetic surgery. (>_>)

Lord GalvatronNov 7, 201613 votes

I once had a Rank 7 Zed on my team who gave first blood to a Veigar within 3 minutes of the game starting. He then disconnected from the game and never came back.

GULAG 4 UNov 7, 20166 votes

I once had a level 5 Yasuo feeding a twisted fate... I mean come on, your entire kit as Yasuo literally exists to say "fuck tf"

But on the other hand most level 7 yasuos I get are good and aren't trash, and they aren't toxic neither. I guess I'm lucky.

AwhegarkNov 7, 20162 votes

As a mastery 6 yasuo i can asure you that yasuo players tend to make tons of mistakes when things don't go their way like getting kill by someone we counter.

EvilUnicornLordNov 7, 20163 votes

This usually happens by putting your big toe under tower via a misjudged E, no?

Ariel the CruelNov 7, 20165 votes

Galio Define Nautilus "big Shen Toe."

Otter FireNov 6, 201611 votes

I know that feeling. lol. Had a mastery 7 top Lee Sin try to justify his early build against a teemo (which didn't include a hexdrinker) by reason of his mastery. After I called him out he rushed a hexdrinker.

True Story.

Pierce The VealNov 7, 20161 votes

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I know that feeling. lol. Had a mastery 7 top Lee Sin try to justify his early build against a teemo (which didn't include a hexdrinker) by reason of his mastery. After I called him out he rushed a hexdrinker.

True Story.

Maybe he didn't feel like teemo hurt enough to justify a hexdrinker?

Idk.

Otter FireNov 7, 20164 votes

It was post 20 minutes, and he had died to Teemo at least four times. Yes, post 20 building hexdrinker as a carry to counter Teemo after 4+ deaths.

Pierce The VealNov 7, 20162 votes

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It was post 20 minutes, and he had died to Teemo at least four times. Yes, post 20 building hexdrinker as a carry to counter Teemo after 4+ deaths.

Hey I wasn't there in the game with you, and you didn't give the details. For all I know he could have been 20/0 before 10 minutes and you were railig on him. I don't know what to expect from this community.

Building the mr item that builds into spirit visage/banshee's would have been even better in that case. It gives prolonged hp regen due to Teemo's dot.

Otter FireNov 7, 20162 votes

The Lee Sin was building damage and I told him to build Hexdrinker to counter act Teemo. That's all. It was funny though with his logic.

ChatillonNov 7, 20166 votes

Bard explanatory chiming (I am not here to assist you, there are chimes to be gathered. Any resulting deaths are a necessity)

RomtheguyNov 8, 20161 votes

perfect explanation! well played

FlahertyNov 6, 20165 votes

Sometimes people have bad games, or get mastery level 7 on Thresh and then don't play him for several months and get rusty..

ValexforNov 7, 20163 votes

or get mastery level 7 on Thresh and then don't play him for several months and get rusty

Can agree, thresh literally needs to be played constantly or you get rusty extramely fast...

Ariel the CruelNov 7, 20166 votes

Thresh You will give me your soul.

ValexforNov 7, 20163 votes

That's accurate, have an upvote.

CarameI FrappeNov 7, 20164 votes

The beauty of having a Mastery 7 on Leona is you can hurt me, kill me, and deny me a fun lane early game but wait till I reach 30 min in ... you will see why I got my mastery for.

DivewingNov 7, 201616 votes

Similar thing as Azir. 4 items people. That's the timer.

Then you will never forget to kneel before an emperor.

EvilUnicornLordNov 7, 201615 votes

I'll buy 2 faerie charms, a rejuvenation bead, and a pink ward.

BOOM! 4 items, GG EZ.

DivewingNov 7, 20168 votes

I deserved that...

Ariel the CruelNov 7, 20161 votes

Morgana Aw, you poor bird. Let me "help". item 3001 item 3116 item 3151 item 3027

Lulu That tasted purple! item 3060 item 3504 item 2049 item 3092

Rammus ok. item 3001 item 3065 item 3068 item 3742

iamthegoatofwarNov 7, 20161 votes

SV on rammus?

Ariel the CruelNov 7, 20162 votes

I needed more MR.

iamthegoatofwarNov 8, 20161 votes

banshes?

Ariel the CruelNov 8, 20161 votes

SV gives more effective health.

Banshee is only good for the spell shield which doesn't help much against Azir.

FishtacoNov 8, 20162 votes

Bard item 3048 item 3027 item 3092 item 3800

VexingRavenNov 8, 20164 votes

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Is... Is that a thing? I feel a need to try this now.

FishtacoNov 8, 20163 votes

It's how I climbed to Bronze 4

XikiniNov 7, 20162 votes

Logged in to upvote this comment.

CarameI FrappeNov 7, 20162 votes

It's a shame I never see Azir in my games ... I think people don't want to bother playing with him after the hard nerfs, or they just don't want to know his complex mechanics when most champions are more simplistic. Either way, I haven't seen the bird we all know and love for 2 months now.

DivewingNov 7, 20163 votes

"Complex mechanics" Even though most my wins are from picking him into Nasus and the like and just R-ing their faces for free teamfights >_>

Honestly I think Azir's skillcap is a bit generalised. The doing is actually really easy, but all the micro managing, awareness, orb-walking, soldier placement, it's a lot to keep track of especially in multiple/hectic fights.

HazyCloud7Nov 7, 20161 votes

Just have to hope your team hasn't lost by then given that he does no dmg pre-20 mins.

DivewingNov 7, 20164 votes

Basically every lost Azir game in my life

Leona OPNov 7, 20162 votes

ayyy that my boi

TwinkieProNov 8, 20161 votes

That moment you realize support leona is a better tank than lane shen.

That is honestly depressing to say.

MontethePythonNov 8, 20161 votes

Fortunately Rito is going to recall the hard nerfs they placed on my boy shen Shen just before worlds, patch 6.23 they said. Now to wait 3 weeks to start playing shen again [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Just Blame JennyNov 7, 20163 votes

This is me when I play Elise. Legit did hard carry games as her once upon a time, but I'm way rusty on her now. I don't play her in ranked anymore though.

CowseedNov 7, 20163 votes

Know what feels bad? When no one on your team is under mastery level 5 and everyone feeds their ass off.

Ariel the CruelNov 7, 20162 votes

I realize how it looks when you see that Shen is almost triple my next highest mastery champion. But I assure you, I am NOT a Shen main. I barely even play the poor bastard. The spirit sword just ruined him for me.

(I finally got him down to my 3ed highest mastery and falling.)

BogwittNov 7, 20162 votes

It made me cry when they took away his q. It was my favorite ability in his kit

Ariel the CruelNov 8, 20162 votes

You liked healing the other team? ;p

MagikarpIsBossNov 8, 20162 votes

Not like it matters since I feed one everyone!

haha... No wonder Im still low bronze

ItsbeghdevNov 7, 20161 votes

I get that feeling a ton.

Also, same thing when you're mastery 6 yourself and end up losing lane hopelessly. Half the time I can even pinpoint the mistake I made long before my raging teammates can try, I just screw up anyways. Feels bad.

EvilUnicornLordNov 7, 20163 votes

When I'm about to play my main into a direct counter, I just pick the default skin, say "/all First time Poppy.", and ask my team to not mention the Mastery Badge in the loading screen.

ElfadorNov 7, 20161 votes

Mastery 7 means that person is more interested in boasting about his mastery rank than using blue essence to buy new champs. I don't see it as a sign of intelligence.

MagikarpIsBossNov 8, 20162 votes

Half the time that is the only reason to use blue essence. I cant remember the last time I got a champion I actually wanted from a chest.