My Shop: Expectations vs. Reality

EvilUnicornLord·May 19, 2017·121 votes·5,114 views

http://i.imgur.com/obzZA9t.jpg?noredirect

127 Comments

ThePikolMay 19, 201740 votes

I legit laughed XD -0% XD -120% XD 3 RP off XD

EvilUnicornLordMay 19, 201744 votes

+70% more.

KnalxzMay 19, 20176 votes

lol, that's the one that got me.

MistroTTCMay 20, 20178 votes

Given that its the old art, it might actually be for the best.

BakedLotionMay 19, 20171 votes

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I legit laughed XD -0% XD -120% XD 3 RP off XD

Please stop using XD

5000000000000000May 19, 201718 votes

Please XD stop XD using XD XD

DracocrashMay 19, 20178 votes

13900 EssenceMay 20, 20178 votes

I XD can't XD understand XD your XD accent XD

EvilUnicornLordMay 20, 20176 votes

Come on man, I just wanna bus outta Rock Bottom. Can't a man get a bus outta Rock Bottom?

######Also, where did you get that icon? It's beautiful.

FatedSaviourMay 20, 20173 votes

rtbf225618241May 20, 20175 votes

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZYS2CiXEAAHo1R.png:large

MelledoneusMay 20, 20174 votes

Ew, what is that thing and which corner of Mordor did it climb out of?

Madjack01May 19, 201730 votes

Dem feels when that burger still looks good to you...

Laughing FishMay 19, 201717 votes

https://img.memesuper.com/83031749264734bf72f18d8880a9edae_pepe-the-frog-declared-a-hate-symbol-by-anti-defamation-league-frog-meme-smiling_450-400.gif

TattersallMay 19, 20175 votes

Thank you for donating to my Pepe collection. As a token of my gratitude, I grant you this Pepe gif. http://mspabooru.com//images/15/56432b50cde98a123c7d909ae2c23f59.gif If that doesn't suit you or if you already it, here's another. https://66.media.tumblr.com/6726d2540cbcc70ee94cbf7f2daece26/tumblr_ofn4lk8taZ1s9eqayo1_540.gif

Gentleman GemsMay 19, 201717 votes

I don't need to worry about my shop, I'm too poor for that! https://media.tenor.co/images/68d9ab65ee90c04f7e7a26f8ff80c371/tenor.gif

KatasenMay 19, 20173 votes

ikr? I see people complaining and I'm like "nothing to see here"

SEKAIMay 19, 201712 votes

I guess I'm not much of a picker, both of those burgers are both fine in my eyes.

Damn. What have I become?

RomtheguyMay 19, 20178 votes

Who are you? A person who lowered their standards to achieve a happier, healthier lifestyle. A commendable notion! And I agree with it.

KatasenMay 19, 20175 votes

Agreed. Low expectations = greater life satisfaction while costing you, the consumer, far less effort than any actual give-a-damn. Efficiency at its finest!

Bouncemaster ZacMay 20, 20174 votes

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I guess I'm not much of a picker, both of those burgers are both fine in my eyes.

Damn. What have I become?

If we're being literal, you'd want the "ugly" one on the right. The one on the left is a display/advertisement burger. It isn't actually made of food.

Monkey D LuffyMay 20, 20171 votes

hi sekai its me esp azamalaza from the elder board days do u remember me

SEKAIMay 20, 20172 votes

[{quoted}](name=Monkey D Luffy,realm=OCE,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=ecKjyqMV,comment-id=00020002,timestamp=2017-05-20T13:38:52.538+0000)

hi sekai its me esp azamalaza from the elder board days do u remember me

It's been a while, but I do remember your name nw. Still alive and kicking, good. Nice seeing you again (though I'm sure I went on break after your name change I believe, as I also recognise your ign too, but idk).

But yeah this is derailing/off-topic to the OP though, unfortunately.

ninjaroxasMay 19, 20177 votes

I got a lee sin skin. I've played about 3 games with him ever

Parallel ParadóxMay 19, 20177 votes

My duo partner ended up getting **literally **nothing he plays, as I expected to get the same but this time around.... I think I got kinda lucky with Star Guardian Janna, Arcade Sona, Devil Teemo, Banana Soraka all above 50%+ off. As a support main I approve.

PlacentasMay 20, 20172 votes

I got devil teemo too! 40% off, definitely grabbing it next week.

Parallel ParadóxMay 20, 20172 votes

This was the ONE skin I wanted from Halloween release but missed out! Hooray for good RNG.[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

PlacentasMay 20, 20172 votes

Haha yeah we both got lucky! I actually went and bought it today and am about to use it lol. It doesn't go on sale (as in cheaper than original price) outside of My Sales right? Ik it comes back on Harrowing like other Harrowing skins.

I'm really jealous of your SG Janna, actually all your options but SG the most lol.

ItsbeghdevMay 20, 20173 votes

I got five skins for champs I play and already have a skin for, and then Armor of the Fifth Age Taric.

ManiacalCoyoteMay 19, 20177 votes

Hmm, I got a few good ones. Assassin MasterYi -40% [234RP], BM Teemo (Cottontail) -40% [585RP], Arclight Vayne -70% [292 RP], and Prehistoric Chogath -60% [300RP].

And then a XinZhao skin at -20% [1080RP].

EvilUnicornLordMay 19, 20179 votes

Vayne, Teemo, and Chogath.

You must enjoy other people's suffering.

MistroTTCMay 19, 20174 votes

I got 70 percent off undertaker Yorick so it was about 180 RP,not sure if that is good or bad.

An Enemy SutandoMay 20, 20174 votes

That's actually quite good.

JVP15May 19, 20175 votes

I've got Armor of the Fifth Age Taric off. I have mastery level 7 on Taric. Rito knows how to open my wallet.

Dancing FoxxMay 19, 20175 votes

Lol.

I got deals I'll never use. 20-40'percents. If I wanted the skins I'd wait in the 50%. Best I got was 40% on Sweetheart Sona.

I did get options for chars I never play. Maybe those were my better deals but didn't look. I have ONE D+ rated Alistar game. Do you really think I'm going to buy a skin?

Moonfall SaberMay 19, 20174 votes

It could have been worst... It could have been a D

quizoticMay 19, 20175 votes

what's sad about this, is I actually have one that's legit only 12 RP off from the normal price

put in a forum topic in report a bug and a ticket and still no reply : /

WigglepufftuffMay 19, 20174 votes

Surprisingly, all my skins were champs i played, and nearly all of them i wanted xD

Mira Arya EntheMay 19, 20174 votes

I got Queen Ashe, Devil Teemo and I am happy.

TripleZeeMay 19, 20174 votes

I had gotten 70% off Piltover Customs Blitzcrank before the reset. 30% off Definitely Not Blitzcrank after reset. Rip dream skin [zombie-nunu-tears]

Pale PirateMay 20, 20174 votes

-120% Wait a sec, does this mean you get to earn RP for buying him?

PhoenixOfHeavenMay 19, 20173 votes

I think mine went pretty well. Imagine getting a 520 skin, for 70% off? it's like 150-something Rp. I got Uncle Ryze for that.

But why i'm happy? Team Spirit Anivia for 40% off, the only Anivia skin I don't own. Since I have to push the fact I main her. Anivia

EvilUnicornLordMay 19, 20172 votes

When you main a champion, it is a requirement to have all their skins (unless it's Urf Warwick or Young Ryze we're talking about).

Ragdoll Poppy, you shall be mine soon...

Need Gold 4 TentMay 20, 20171 votes

ugh... don't remind me of lollipoppy...

EvilUnicornLordMay 20, 20171 votes

I said Ragdoll.

Also, the "face" is no longer present on Lollipoppy. You have nothing to worry about aside from PTSD.

VenomarMay 20, 20173 votes

I got skins for Champs I haven't even touched for months or only played like twice in ARAM...

CaveslothMay 20, 20173 votes

Yes this. The shop was a unmitigated disaster. Riots gotta work harder if they want my money.

ThwartinMaPlansMay 19, 20171 votes

Stop bitching. Its actually a pretty nice deal they certainly dont have to do.

EvilUnicornLordMay 19, 20179 votes

I actually haven't opened my shop yet... I've just seen everyone else complain about the shop and made a meme about it.

HeimerLmaoMay 20, 20172 votes

There is a reason to complain. I got Tresh, Vlad, Zac, Graves, which all are fine, maybe except that I don't play Graves often, but then, the last skin... I got Giant Enemy Crabgot. Wow, doesn't matter I played 3 games of Urgot in my whole life. I needed an Urgot skin so much! (As I think of it now, with his rework coming, it may be not that bad)