Glossary of LoL-related Diseases.

Shaco Syndrome - When playing high-skillcap champions (Shaco, Zed, etc.), the sufferer will play like they're a Challanger smurf if they're on the opposing team of you, but feed harder than the Red Cross if they happen to be on the same team as you. The symptom is usually triggered by an infection in the 'Tryhard' section of the brain.

Platinum ELO Sickness - Usually caused by mass-stroking of the E-Penis organ, the closer the sufferer gets to Platinum ELO, the more they think of themselves as the next Faker, and will belittle and grief teammates to no end for the simplest mistakes, even if said mistakes were their own.

Sona Syndrome - Sufferers of the disease claim the champion they main is 'gutted' no matter what the circumstance, usually caused by thinking their waifu is real, and is generally a symptom of infection by the 'weaboo' virus. Although the syndrome has so far only been observed on Sona mains, the same thing has been occurring on Syndra mains.

Tilt - Tilt is a recurring disease among LoL players. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

• Incoherent screaming
• Carboard 28 plays
• Violent throwing and hitting of nearby objects

CFS - CFS, or Chronic Feeding Syndrome, is the urge to look flashy, despite having no idea of what one is doing. Example's are:

- Ulting as soon as an enemy is knocked up, regardless of circumstances. - Following Q, regardless of circumstances. - Trying to proc passive, regardless of circumstances.

EDIT: Gotta already love the salt that's coming from every corner. Isn't M&G supposed to be light-hearted fun?