How to mine enough salt to open up an international chain of fast food restaurants

Post this screenshot into either Gameplay or, even better, the PB&M boards! After about five minutes, open up your _very own _ fast food restaurant chain!

Optionally, include comments such as "I'm so happy about this!", "heh. everything personnel, kid", or "Yep, he deserved it!" alongside your screenshot. Once opening your restaurant, the salt should (hopefully) end up paying for itself! Enjoy!