30 Comments

Melondrama2/23/2016, 8:08:59 AM11 votes

"Life has many doors, fuccboi"

TheHobbits2/23/2016, 7:09:55 AM9 votes

It may be the age difference or country of origin, but these references are lost on me. Sorry.

Embertine2/23/2016, 5:36:17 PM5 votes
MrWasjig2/23/2016, 9:57:21 AM5 votes

Thank you for igniting the nostalgia flame!

I'll have to use these I think they're gold...just like all of Rolf's dialogue.

"Your garden is overgrown, and your cucumbers are soft!" I think there's a dick joke in that one O.o

3TWarrior2/23/2016, 7:24:26 AM5 votes

edit: he used the 3 shoe beating on something other than a quarter once

these are too funny XD

the problem being though, even alluded threats can get some people banned

yet...funny thing is, only one of those is actually a threat XD and another is...it was more violent in the show but smacking someone 3x with a shoe as hard as you can would hurt....but it would definitely knock sense into you...unless you're a crazy person

Kuzja12/23/2016, 7:51:25 PM4 votes
Trash MammaI2/23/2016, 7:57:34 AM3 votes

Ohman I love this show.

Knalxz2/23/2016, 10:53:42 PM3 votes

Ah, Rolf, the embodiment that Foreigners are weird and far too metal for us to handle.

nintentwins2/23/2016, 11:27:00 PM3 votes

Upvoted and I am bookmarking this page for future use. I freaking LOVED that show as a kid, nice to see people still remember it and its hilarious glory.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

revliledpembroke2/23/2016, 11:59:14 PM3 votes

I imagine flaming people with Shakespearean insults would have a similar result.

Wolfess2/23/2016, 1:06:38 PM2 votes

inb4 a rioter comes from a country where these phrases actually make sense and knows what they mean.

Void Nargacuga2/23/2016, 8:14:10 AM2 votes

I could only image the reactions upon seeing these quotes...