68 Comments

Weathered5/21/2016, 3:05:45 PM9 votes

You forgot one. People who main nothing. They are the ones who are really into overwatch but don't want to/can't spend $60.

[zombie-nunu-tears]

Ionian5/21/2016, 11:37:44 AM8 votes

What if I main D. Va just because she looks like Ahri?

Ralanr5/21/2016, 4:05:03 PM7 votes

But I just want to main Reinhardt because he's a knight in power armor that uses a hammer in an fps.

BottleCapster5/21/2016, 5:19:59 PM5 votes

I didn't really find this all that funny, but oh well.

Also Mercy is Swiss, not German, the Nazi reference is pretty poor.

ImmortalBloodCY5/21/2016, 5:27:11 PM3 votes

WidowmakerXTracer ftw

Jet Sett5/21/2016, 9:28:38 PM2 votes

Holy shit, one of my friends is a very apologetic and occasionaly sjw, AND HE MAINS PHARAH!! ON POINT!

Also, I am a little bit "weebish", but that is because anime is cool and so is japanese culture. I don't think you can fault someone for that.

Malicious Metal5/21/2016, 11:28:29 AM2 votes

Hey, I main Reinhardt but I'm a team player T_T

xxxDogmanxxx5/22/2016, 4:25:20 AM1 votes

I like Bastion because I always get Play of the Game.

Astôlfo5/22/2016, 4:48:51 AM1 votes

Oh hey, that guy in row 4/column 3 reminds me of someone. Oh right, League players.

IceKingChernobog5/22/2016, 8:17:24 AM1 votes

I main mei, and road hog and mei and the 2nd sentence is definitely true. Mei is bae, and i always make "Call me daddy, pup!" Jokes as roadhog, it freaks people out.

Baron Von Bangin5/22/2016, 4:42:13 PM1 votes

This list is dum.

I LOVE futa but don't main Widowmaker.

VerticalHunger5/23/2016, 1:44:53 AM1 votes

I guess I'm a Lucio main now.

Sky of Smiles5/23/2016, 5:54:23 AM1 votes

heh, "I am weaboo"

Jacknife5/21/2016, 1:30:01 PM1 votes

Is it... possible to be reaper, roadhog, and mcree all at once? I may need psychiatric help...

Also Fury Road was amazing, don't you dare deny that fact of life.

BioticBrony5/21/2016, 6:39:37 PM1 votes

But I main D.VA and I don't have a dating profile

Oleandervine5/21/2016, 10:03:17 PM1 votes

Who's the chunky girl? I kinda like how she looks.

invisiblecat15/21/2016, 10:52:09 PM1 votes

Tracer one is very accurate

ALthaGreat5/21/2016, 10:57:05 PM1 votes

why are all these things negative remarks? are you saying the only people who play video games are people who don't like real life?

Doctor Dyment5/22/2016, 12:10:37 AM1 votes

Hey! Mad Max: Fury Road was a really good movie. You just don't get it.