What Your Overwatch Main Says About You

Dreamspitter·May 21, 2016·28 votes·13,389 views

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68 Comments

WeatheredMay 21, 20169 votes

You forgot one. People who main nothing. They are the ones who are really into overwatch but don't want to/can't spend $60.

[zombie-nunu-tears]

Sonicblaster33May 21, 20167 votes

Or doesn't have a good PC to actually play the game. http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/crying-waterfalls.gif

RaptorKarrMay 21, 20161 votes

You could just get it on Console

Sonicblaster33May 21, 20165 votes

two things, I don't have a next gen console PC master race

The Captain CrowMay 22, 20161 votes

Me life in a nutshell...

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/10/Sad-GIF.gif?gs=a

TeslabladeMay 21, 20161 votes

IonianMay 21, 20168 votes

What if I main D. Va just because she looks like Ahri?

WindupMay 21, 20162 votes

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RalanrMay 21, 20163 votes

Zarya is best girl imo.

Sonicblaster33May 21, 20163 votes

Reaper is best girl!

NineTailedMysticMay 21, 20161 votes

She really doesn't though. Just the damn facial markings.

IonianMay 22, 20161 votes

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She really doesn't though. Just the damn facial markings.

She's from South Korea too

RalanrMay 21, 20167 votes

But I just want to main Reinhardt because he's a knight in power armor that uses a hammer in an fps.

Malicious MetalMay 21, 201613 votes

*Rocket Hammer

RalanrMay 21, 20162 votes

Thank you for that correction MM. I'm on a phone, so some details get lost.

Malicious MetalMay 21, 20167 votes

Funny thing's that Reinhardt's entire kit's sole purpose seems to be to screw over the enemy team. He has a huge ass shield to protect his allies when advancing in the enemy's direction A Dash to pin enemies against walls and even push them off the map A heavy Hammer Melee attack AND a ranged rocket attack

And of course an AoE Disable that's almost impossible to avoid at close range.

He's just so fun

RalanrMay 21, 20166 votes

MM, I main Sion and Poppy (relearning Poppy). I've seen his kit, and I REALLY wish my gaming laptop could have connected with my school wifi so I could have played with that.

Because Reinhardt looks like the lovechild of Sion and Poppy, with a cool gift giving uncle named Braum.

Malicious MetalMay 21, 201614 votes

https://masteroverwatch.com/asset/image/skins/Reinhardt/Blackhardt.jpg

He also looks fucking awesome.

RalanrMay 21, 20163 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs] That he does friend. That he fucking does.

The Captain CrowMay 22, 20163 votes

Other than th' reasons posted 'ready, I'd main Reinhardt just to say this:

"IT'S REIN TIME!!!"

I be surprised no one's actually said this in game or made a parody of it yet, honestly...

SociopathFriendMay 21, 20161 votes

I actually saw a friend of mine do the air-drop-stun-thing and he got the entire enemy team with it. He was ecstatic about it.

BottleCapsterMay 21, 20165 votes

I didn't really find this all that funny, but oh well.

Also Mercy is Swiss, not German, the Nazi reference is pretty poor.

Malicious MetalMay 21, 20164 votes

Yeah, we Swiss do speak German though so it might have just been a misunderstanding^^

BottleCapsterMay 23, 20161 votes

Probably was lol

SmithneyMay 23, 20161 votes

With the blondness and the Valhalla skin it's pretty easy imo to make the mixup for an American. However, being a European, I find it kinda hard not to notice the obvious Swiss-ness of Mercy (especially since how Switzerland is known for its pharmaceutical industry).

ImmortalBloodCYMay 21, 20163 votes

WidowmakerXTracer ftw

Malicious MetalMay 21, 20162 votes

Hey, I main Reinhardt but I'm a team player T_T

Excitidly InsaneMay 21, 20163 votes

That's what they always say.

Jet SettMay 21, 20162 votes

Holy shit, one of my friends is a very apologetic and occasionaly sjw, AND HE MAINS PHARAH!! ON POINT!

Also, I am a little bit "weebish", but that is because anime is cool and so is japanese culture. I don't think you can fault someone for that.

General LeviMay 22, 20164 votes

WEEEEEEEEEEEB

Jet SettMay 22, 20162 votes

Ryuu waga teki wo KURAU! (Let the dragon devour anyone in this hallway, otherwise let the dragon look really cool when you walk right past it)

JacknifeMay 21, 20161 votes

Is it... possible to be reaper, roadhog, and mcree all at once? I may need psychiatric help...

Also Fury Road was amazing, don't you dare deny that fact of life.

DreamspitterMay 22, 20161 votes

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Is it... possible to be reaper, roadhog, and mcree all at once? I may need psychiatric help...

Also Fury Road was amazing, don't you dare deny that fact of life.

Mediocre.

BioticBronyMay 21, 20161 votes

But I main D.VA and I don't have a dating profile

Malicious MetalMay 21, 20161 votes

Not yet :^)

BioticBronyMay 21, 20161 votes

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OleandervineMay 21, 20161 votes

Who's the chunky girl? I kinda like how she looks.

Arsenic SulfurMay 22, 20161 votes

Mei

invisiblecat1May 21, 20161 votes

Tracer one is very accurate

ALthaGreatMay 21, 20161 votes

why are all these things negative remarks? are you saying the only people who play video games are people who don't like real life?

IgotlazyMay 22, 20161 votes

It's a joke. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

Doctor DymentMay 22, 20161 votes

Hey! Mad Max: Fury Road was a really good movie. You just don't get it.

xxxDogmanxxxMay 22, 20161 votes

I like Bastion because I always get Play of the Game.

AstôlfoMay 22, 20161 votes

Oh hey, that guy in row 4/column 3 reminds me of someone. Oh right, League players.

IceKingChernobogMay 22, 20161 votes

I main mei, and road hog and mei and the 2nd sentence is definitely true. Mei is bae, and i always make "Call me daddy, pup!" Jokes as roadhog, it freaks people out.