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theragingnerd13 votes

yep bronze doesn't mean a i can't play azir http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2012379485/202459975?tab=overview i got a 1v5 pentakill and stole baron to win the game for my team in that game

FortisDominus3 votes

yes and you also died 16 times lol

theragingnerd20 votes

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yes and you also died 16 times lol

but did i not get the mother fucking job done? i ain't no pussy ass bitch

FortisDominus5 votes

I agree, You aint no bitch, all or nothing, do or die, i can respect that.

Angry Monster1 votes

just imagine how much easier the game would of been without those 16 deaths.

theragingnerd1 votes

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just imagine how much easier the game would of been without those 16 deaths.

yes but would i of gotten to enjoy that pentakill? would i of had as much fun of an ending if i hadn't? this game is about fun my friend and trust me that was a fun game

Angry Monster1 votes

You will never know if would of got a penta or not. Your deaths mean nothing except that you gave the enemy gold. Penta kills come from positive decisions being made and deaths are poor choices being made.

I would argue you are more likely to get pentas with out giving the enemy gold to fight you back with. Harder to get a penta when the enemy kills you.

theragingnerd1 votes

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You will never know if would of got a penta or not. Your deaths mean nothing except that you gave the enemy gold. Penta kills come from positive decisions being made and deaths are poor choices being made.

I would argue you are more likely to get pentas with out giving the enemy gold to fight you back with. Harder to get a penta when the enemy kills you.

i enjoy making risky plays i'm not the smartest player but i'm a player who enjoys the game over anything else

Jhin UItd JFK23 votes

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yep bronze doesn't mean a i can't play azir http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2012379485/202459975?tab=overview i got a 1v5 pentakill and stole baron to win the game for my team in that game

72 kills... if that game isn't bronze idk what is

LOL Spammer2 votes

74*

Garfields Hungry9 votes

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72 kills... if that game isn't bronze idk what is

I mean look at stats also not a single person got a pink only 1 ward in the whole game got destroyed enemy team had a tp flash sup fid placed 5 wards in the that game. I always look at stats kda is less important

theragingnerd5 votes

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72 kills... if that game isn't bronze idk what is

yep bronze 4 is fun its a fucking mess of idiots thinking they can carry and feed the fuck out until both teams have 2 fed people that are killing each others teams no effort haven't you ever enjoyed that?

Angry Monster2 votes

ever enjoyed that?

no, i cry at games like those.

theragingnerd1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Angry Monster,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=gFEvzEAL,comment-id=0001000100020000,timestamp=2016-02-07T23:30:31.626+0000)

no, i cry at games like those.

then you like control in those games which i understand but i prefer insanity :D*[slayer-jinx-catface]*

Angry Monster1 votes

You understand that their is a cause and effect for your rank with that statement? You are not complaining about your rank so it is your choice, you seem happy/content. (?)

theragingnerd1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Angry Monster,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=gFEvzEAL,comment-id=000100010002000000000000,timestamp=2016-02-07T23:44:22.304+0000)

You understand that their is a cause and effect for your rank with that statement? You are not complaining about your rank so it is your choice, you seem happy/content. (?)

i don't understand what your saying there sorry can you give me a simpler version of that? and yes i'm happy as long as i have fun in a game feeding or not

Angry Monster1 votes

You say you like chaotic/insane games. Your preference leads to certain choices being made. Those choices effect your games therefore your rank.

theragingnerd2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Angry Monster,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=gFEvzEAL,comment-id=00010001000200000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-02-08T01:28:01.664+0000)

You say you like chaotic/insane games. Your preference leads to certain choices being made. Those choices effect your games therefore your rank.

look i just enjoy myself that's what this game is about i understand that what you like is what you like but please respect my opinion in this situation i respect yours i have at no point called myself a god

Angry Monster1 votes

actually the game is about winning.

Now i will quote the other part since you seem to of forgotten it.

You are not complaining about your rank so it is your choice, you seem happy/content

You can get upset all you want , but i am right. Their is no opinion being stated here, just facts. Sry if it over your head.

theragingnerd2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Angry Monster,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=gFEvzEAL,comment-id=0001000100020000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-02-08T01:48:45.834+0000)

actually the game is about winning.

Now i will quote the other part since you seem to of forgotten it.

You can get upset all you want , but i am right. Their is no opinion being stated here, just facts. Sry if it over your head.

I of course try to win but never at the cost of fun if i see a opportunity to do something i take it sorry not sorry this country needs someone to make it great again

Varilight1 votes

You didn't steal baron lol

But good job nonetheless :P

theragingnerd2 votes

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You didn't steal baron lol

But good job nonetheless :P

OH my apologies I confused that with a another game very sorry about the misinformation there :/

Varilight1 votes

All good man xD In all reality you technically stole baron from them without getting it due to you killing literally all of them as they got it lol

theragingnerd1 votes

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All good man xD In all reality you technically stole baron from them without getting it due to you killing literally all of them as they got it lol

yeah I got lucky as fuck that ww died before he realized to ult me from the other side of the wall he was too busy trying to stop getting skewerd by 3 soliders XD it was prob the best play I have ever done

Varilight1 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

theragingnerd1 votes

{quoted}

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

[slayer-jinx-wink]

OyddAWqJ5r1 votes

You do realize that 1v5 pentakill was against other Bronzes right?

One can above the rest lmao

theragingnerd1 votes

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You do realize that 1v5 pentakill was against other Bronzes right?

One can above the rest lmao

yep its fun

Owntrolf5 votes

but according to high elos all bronzies are trash

we should be listening to them right :d

FortisDominus3 votes

exactly, you should listen to high elos

BoundaryBreaker1 votes

says level 14 [slayer-jinx-wink] In all fairness, lower elo players can and SHOULD listen to higher elo about some things. Can improve hugely by doing that. Othe stuff though, is just them needing to hop off their high horse.

FortisDominus1 votes

alt acc.

BoundaryBreaker1 votes

I figured it was something like that xD

CorgiParade3 votes

Well, yeah, actually.

They're high elo players for a reason.

The Whamboozler10 votes

High elo players are more successful at the game, so everyone needs to listen to them all the time about game-related things. They have more skill and experience than you and are always right.

Older players with careers are more successful at LIFE than you, so everyone needs to listen to them all the time about life-related things. They have more skill and experience than you and are always right.

I am a 35 year old man with a successful business that supports me and my wife. Therefore all you kids out there who are younger than me and still only in school need to do as I say in your lives, since I'm doing better at mine than you are. Now please jump off a bridge.

See how dumb that logic is if you stop to think about it?

CorgiParade1 votes

Way to make an extremely pointless comment. If a player who is a higher ELO than you points something out and/or gives advice, more often than not it's better to follow the advice.

If any 35 year old tells you how to live your life then they might as well be the one jumping off the bridge. That's the thing - they don't.

Analogy was completely inaccurate and irrelevant.

The Whamboozler2 votes

Wow, people miss sarcasm pretty hard on the internet.

I was pointing out the absurdity of the "high elo players are gods" mindset with what I THOUGHT was a statement so inane no one would take it seriously. Is a high elo player better than a low elo player at the game. Probably? Some people get lucky but most make it on skill. Does that mean we should worship them or that they have worthwhile advice on things NOT pertaining to the game? No. Hell, I've seen some REALLY bad plats that fed, raged and made dumb mistakes... I've also seen some solid Bronze and silver players who probably could shoot way higher in Elo but they don't play ranked. Rank doesn't equal the right to shove your advice down people's throats or treat "lesser" players poorly.

So yeah... if a Diamond gives me some advice about playing Tristana, I'll probably take it. But if a Diamond steps into a room and says "BEHOLD FOR I AM DIAMOND FIVE, WORSHIP ME AND DO MY BIDDING SCRUBLORDS!" he's getting reported for being a massive dingus, even if his advice is sound. Nearly EVERY time someone mentions their rank in this game it is either them boasting like a jerk or putting someone down and abusing them because they're lower rank than you. The odd time it's mentioned for NEITHER of those reasons is probably when you run into that guy who INSISTS he's a Diamond smurf and that's why you need to give him mid even though he's last pick and you queued for mid. FYI, he's not. He's gonna first-time Yasuo and feed.

CorgiParade1 votes

Yeah, NOBODY is going to give you life advice and expect you to take it because they're higher ELO. Your comments are just getting more and more irrelevant.

The Whamboozler2 votes

"Kill yourself bronzie" and "uninstall" get thrown around pretty frequently, actually.

LongSh4dows1 votes

I guess you don't think much of coaches, teachers, therapists, counselors, analysts, statisticians, or trainers. If you really have no advice to give someone about running a successful business, I guess you just think it was all luck or natural born ability that just can't be duplicated?

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Depends on the advice.

Statistically, experts are just as good at making predictions as the average person.

Stillname1 votes

To be fair if I was looking for advice on how to run a business I would definitely consider asking someone already running a successful business.

Angry Monster1 votes

See how dumb that logic is if you stop to think about it?

I am way to lazy to figure the correct terms for how you fucked up the logic, but man you did. You are equating life which can have many different goals to a video game where their is ONE stated goal. These two things are not comparable at all.

I know that your that your whole your successful thing is you trying to be smart. But it is a joke that you were even hinting that their is only one path in life. By your shitty logic (that supporting your wife = success) Hugh Hefner would be even better to listen to since he takes care of himself a wife and 3+ girl friends all at the same time. Compared to him you would be deemed a failure.

You maybe silver in game but in logic you are bronze.

The Whamboozler1 votes

Your name is appropriate.

Seriously you're overthinking this. First of all... MOST men would be considered failures compared to Hugh Heffner. He has roughly 780 girlfriends and an ass-load of money and fame. Second of all... The ENTIRE point of my post was that there WAS no logic to it. It was intentionally flawed in a way that I thought was so obvious that everyone would get the joke! The point was... high elo players standing on their ratings like it makes them godly and eternally right is as absurd as my rant about the businessman with the wife. Just because I make a lot of money doesn't mean I'm qualified to tell everyone around me how to live. I'm probably not even qualified to tell other people how to make money... as what worked for me might not for other people.

You managed to miss the point AND you took it seriously for some reason... I also like the cunningly stereotypical "lol u bronze" at the end there to really bring home the idea that you're not playing with a full deck. Weren't you arguing that ranking shouldn't matter anyway and high elo people aren't sacred beings to be obeyed at all costs? Are you implying that high elo players are always right? I'm not even certain what you're arguing for anymore, save some half-assed attempt to be "right"... which is dumb because everything we're talking about is opinions.

GenghisEmo3 votes

Or be a Silver that throws away a lead... that Call of Duty mentality in LoL XD. Chase kills instead of taking down towers or getting objectives (towers still seem to be over virtually everything).

Unstoppable Monk3 votes

Game of throws is silver!

Throwing a winning game pretty much separates gold from silver.

GenghisEmo1 votes

Yep.

I cannot tell you the amount of times i have seen allies throw so freaking hard.

You know what ,i should start Streaming this shit.

People will then believe that Elo Hell is Real.

Shit, Trick3g will Subscribe to the channel, then ask for material or newbs to recruit for his Bronze and Silver Wars XD

IRFodder2 votes

Unranked. Playing Ashe. Felt like they were 2 manning Baron Throws out ult. Double kill! Wins game. <3 you too Baron.

MVDuneCats1 votes

I remember Bronze league like it was yesterday.

Oh wait. It was yesterday... and today.

ZT Xperimentor1 votes

Indeed! And it's an example of why I enjoy being unranked; learning from those better than myself, while teaching newer players too.

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