What would happen if your favorite champion worked in a hospital?

LittleBlast·Jun 23, 2015·12 votes·2,273 views

She'd make me feel nice and cozy. Because ya know, its mating season.

Im not sure if i trust his medicines. Probabally the medicine man either way tho.

Edit: Just thought of another If the surgery goes wrong or someone dies, he can just rewind.

57 Comments

IcyPepperJun 24, 201521 votes

"Doctor, this patient tried robbing an elder and suffered massive concussions and broken bones!" Shen "How could he suffer so much damage from mugging an elder?" smirks "I said he tried."

Vistha KaiJun 24, 20155 votes

Pure win right there.

LanayurianJun 24, 20151 votes

*She ---> Riven Apparently Elder OP

7ha7guy777Jun 24, 201519 votes

Malzahar For some reason, whenever a patient dies, someone in the room gets sick

esmelarJun 24, 201517 votes

Care to make a donation? I already DID! What kind of doctor are you? Go ahead, be negative

Lux Doctor, we are losing him Anivia Dont worry i got this Lux Ok, i was a little wor.... DOCTOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Anivia I'm killing him, so he can revive, the usual procedure

You have low body temperature, no digestive system and looks like someone poisoned you My question how are still alive? _ Sigh_Should have gone to Dr. Vladimir

Anivia I dont what happened , usually killing them works, officer. Caitlyn Usually? Have you tried this before? Anivia Yes, you can talk to my previous patient if you want. oh there he goes! Sion RWARGGGGGGG!!!!

theragingnerdJun 24, 201512 votes

are you sure you got a degree in this? Ahri don't you trust me?

CrettJun 24, 201511 votes

Twitch I said INJECT THE CHEESE this will be my MASTERPIECE

Fallen SorakaJun 24, 201510 votes

Orianna "I know what makes them tick. I know how to make the ticking stop." Gragas "..." Gragas cries And the open heart surgery was deemed a failure.

rand0mredneckJun 24, 201510 votes

Gragas Who drank all the rubbing alcohol!?

EndlessSorcererJun 24, 20159 votes

DrMundo ... I regret everything.

Vistha KaiJun 24, 20156 votes

Let's see...

Syndra Um... Diana Eh... Ahri Uh...

Can I get the next question?

CirrostratusJun 24, 20153 votes

Syndra ''I CAN BE SO MUCH MORE... A doctor, for example.'' Diana ''The moon will rise, so will the mortality rate of this hospital.'' Ahri ''All these dying souls... Let me relief them of their pain.''

Here's your next question: Who would you want to be treated by out of those three fine m'ladies?

Solari FortuneJun 24, 20151 votes

{quoted}

''I CAN BE SO MUCH MORE... A doctor, for example.'' ''The moon will rise, so will the mortality rate of this hospital.'' ''All these dying souls... Let me relief them of their pain.''

Here's your next question: Who would you want to be treated by out of those three fine m'ladies?

why not all 3 at once? or at least Ahri and Syndra, not the biggest fan of Diana sry

Vistha KaiJun 24, 20151 votes

I suspect being treated by Syndra would be the least deadly of those three. Does she have a medical license? ._.

NarasimhaJun 24, 20156 votes

Mordekaiser This whole... living thing, is highly overrated. Dr. Shen ...You're fired.

SH AzykanJun 24, 20156 votes

Disappointed in the lack of Karthus But I guess he isn't going to be allowed near a hospital in the first place...

Karthus : It would be a real dick move to use my ult right now...

FastAsHeckJun 24, 20156 votes

karthus the best doctor

Cerulean LaserJun 24, 20155 votes

Lux Laser Eye Surgeon Fiora Nurse Leblanc Disguising as a Doctor Yasuo Security Guard

4th Chiming LambJun 24, 20155 votes

"WAAAHH! Wu, we ah wa wa ru ah WAAAA! Wah, Wuh ra re wa ru WAA! RUH, WE HA RU HAHA ru EEE-" "Gnar...please stop. This man has to sleep." "...angryfaces Jai waitford...

: "We're about to lose him! He's running out of blood!" "SCREECH" "Oh! You made a small tunnel to fix his snapped artery! What a brilliant idea!

: Uhh... can't think of anything here. :Jingle : "HE IS DEAD?!" "Chime "GOOD! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Ahri Shen "Ahri... where did you get your Med School Degree from?" Ahri "Nicaragua.~~~" Shen "...Really?" Ahri "Yes. You trust me, don't you?~~~"

AudiomancyJun 24, 20155 votes

Soraka "YOU GET A HEAL! YOU GET A HEAL! YOU GET A HEAL! EVERYONE GETS A HEAL!"

NinjaToad99Jun 24, 20155 votes

Soraka Except you. You get star called so I can heal other people. Warwick But... But... Soraka ARE YOU A MAN OR A WHIMPERING PUPPY? Warwick Well technically- Soraka NO BACKTALK! TAKE STAR. SAVE LIVES. Warwick ...Fine...

Chespin2013Jun 24, 20155 votes

Velkoz "Human melting point remains inconsistent."

Rico NastyJun 24, 20154 votes

Assistant: Karma, what the fuck are you doing?? You're not doing it the right way-- Karma : Always trust your spirit. Assistant: facepalm .. that doesn't apply to this situation, Karma.

Kitty DarkstarJun 23, 20153 votes

Well then, I guess the plants would get plenty of sunlight Leona

Jungle Lux GodJun 24, 20153 votes

Nautilus Drooooooooowwwwnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiinnnng raaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttteeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooocccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttt.

Tribbles FoxfolkJun 24, 20153 votes

{quoted}

She'd make me feel nice and cozy. Because ya know, its mating season.

Im not sure if i trust his medicines. Probabally the medicine man either way tho.

Edit: Just thought of another If the surgery goes wrong or someone dies, he can just rewind.

Gnar Well, he's cute and cuddly, but he'll flip out over losing a patient...Fuck.

Nami She's nice to have around, but I don't think she'd exactly be the greatest at medicine...

Sona They DO say that music is a powerful medicine.

Quinn I guess she's efficient because she can just go Valor-mode and quickly fly to anyone that needs attention.

Blitzcrank Must I REALLY say something here?

LittleBlastJun 24, 20154 votes

Blitz can atleast give his paitents a glorious fisting before they die. :^)

Threw Your GameJun 24, 20152 votes

{quoted}

Well, he's cute and cuddly, but he'll flip out over losing a patient...Fuck.

She's nice to have around, but I don't think she'd exactly be the greatest at medicine...

They DO say that music is a powerful medicine.

I guess she's efficient because she can just go Valor-mode and quickly fly to anyone that needs attention.

Must I REALLY say something here?

blitz just silences that annoying baby or fat man across the room

Kuzja1Jun 24, 20153 votes

Corki Rescue Helicopters. That's all he needs for work

Heimerdinger "My repair droids will provide excellent services."

Viktor "Your flesh is broken and obsolete. It is time to improve them!"

Dunkrius2gJun 24, 20152 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DsBs2MpvaA

0:20-0:40

Pretty relevant.

viybezJun 24, 20152 votes

Veigar Good lord...

terkmcJun 24, 20152 votes

Maokai Medical Marijuana Prescription everywhere

I am JewfroJun 24, 20151 votes

Zyra I aproove summoner 14

4th Chiming LambJun 24, 20152 votes

Did you bring Ignite to burn the weed fields and give the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD a high?

Lunar3dgeJun 24, 20152 votes

Lux Probably a laser surgeon. Jinx Probably caused most of the injuries. Gangplank Probably in for a rework.

FowusJun 24, 20152 votes

Talon pretty sure nothing could go wrong since he is pretty skilled with knives and stuff

Khazix uhh

Fiora ;)

ChaosThiefJun 25, 20151 votes

Khazix The food - I MEAN the patients all look delicious - I MEAN veeery sick. I will treat them. ALONE. GO.

Jeanne fan clubJun 25, 20152 votes

Gangplank "Eat an orange, it'll be k"

![Diana](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.20.1/img/champion/Diana.png) "I'll tell a joke, laughter is the best medicine..." *patient pulls plug*

Mordekaiser "MORDEKASIER ES NUMERO UNO SURGEON!!" proceeds to preform heart surgery with his mace


![Akali](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.20.1/img/champion/Akali.png)  "This patient has been ignited, ultied by Mordekaiser, has 5 stacks of hemorrhage, has 54 Kalista spears stuck in him, poisoned by Cassipeia,  is afflicted by malefic visions, withered by Nasus and has been hit by a death mark, how is he looking Doctor?" 
![Rammus](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.20.1/img/champion/Rammus.png) "OK"

Annie "I'll give you tibbers to make you feel better..." patient was crushed

![Elise](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.20.1/img/champion/Elise.png) "Do you have moment to speak about spider god?" *sacrifices patient*

Shen "WHO THE FK LET YOU IN HERE?" Thresh "come here little souls, teehee"

![Shen](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.20.1/img/champion/Shen.png) "The patient has a fever" ![Nunu](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.20.1/img/champion/Nunu.png) Absolute Zero.  ![Shen](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.20.1/img/champion/Shen.png) "FML"

Sona QWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWE

![Ahri](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.20.1/img/champion/Ahri.png) "The patient Needs CPR stat!!"
Waifu ![Ahri](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.20.1/img/champion/Ahri.png)  wouldn't kill me right?...
![Shen](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.20.1/img/champion/Shen.png) "WTF Ahri you just took his soul!"
![Ahri](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.20.1/img/champion/Ahri.png) "Sorry bad habbit..."

TrídentJun 24, 20151 votes

Veigar Let's just say.... if you need to go to the doctor.... you are as good as dead.

LittleBlastJun 25, 20151 votes

Gotta get that q ap

Solari FortuneJun 24, 20151 votes

Pantheon Leona I told you I always wanted to be a baker, not a doctor Leona Your not not even a doctor, you're my assistant. Now then, get lots of sunlight and you'll be all better Diana I don't think that's the best idea Doctor Leona... Leona Nonsense Nurse Diana, now let me open up the blinds to let the sun in. Nocturne AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Starblaster11Jun 25, 20151 votes

(On the other side of the room)

Chogath THE DAYLIGHT!!! IT BURNS!!!

ChaosThiefJun 25, 20152 votes

He says "delight." I'm pretty sure.

B1naryB0tJun 24, 20151 votes

DOCTOR, HE'S FLATLINING! Zilean No he's not.

UPfreelyJun 24, 20151 votes

Zilean I knew he would do that.

LanayurianJun 24, 20151 votes

~~Doing surgery on patient~~ Yasuo : If Janna's wind can heal people, maybe my wind can heal people

Kuzja1Jun 25, 20151 votes

Shen Done that. . .

Kennen Done that. . .

Akali . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6-UftBHk9A

Arsenic SulfurJun 25, 20151 votes

Yorick No please! I can't afford becoming your new ultimate!

Thresh ...Just kill me now.

Braum 10/10 would want to be in this hospital again.

Nunu Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Blue Moon WolfJun 25, 20151 votes

MonkeyKing hello, I'm Dr.Kong what seems to be the problem? Hey doc, I'm having this pain strange chest pain and my left arm is going numb- -POOF- AHHHHHH thud hahahahahaha... hoooo... nurse, get this man to the ER, he's having a heart attack :p