She'd make me feel nice and cozy. Because ya know, its mating season.
Im not sure if i trust his medicines. Probabally the medicine man either way tho.
Edit: Just thought of another
If the surgery goes wrong or someone dies, he can just rewind.
"Doctor, this patient tried robbing an elder and suffered massive concussions and broken bones!"
"How could he suffer so much damage from mugging an elder?"
smirks
"I said he tried."
For some reason, whenever a patient dies, someone in the room gets sick
Care to make a donation?
I already DID! What kind of doctor are you?
Go ahead, be negative
Doctor, we are losing him
Dont worry i got this
Ok, i was a little wor.... DOCTOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'm killing him, so he can revive, the usual procedure
You have low body temperature, no digestive system and looks like someone poisoned you
My question how are still alive?
_ Sigh_Should have gone to Dr. Vladimir I dont what happened , usually killing them works, officer.
Usually? Have you tried this before?
Yes, you can talk to my previous patient if you want. oh there he goes!
RWARGGGGGGG!!!!
are you sure you got a degree in this?
don't you trust me?
I said INJECT THE CHEESE
this will be my MASTERPIECE
"I know what makes them tick. I know how to make the ticking stop."
"..."
cries
And the open heart surgery was deemed a failure.
Who drank all the rubbing alcohol!?
...
I regret everything.
Let's see...
Um...
Eh...
Uh...
Can I get the next question?
This whole... living thing, is highly overrated.
Dr. ...You're fired.
Disappointed in the lack of 
But I guess he isn't going to be allowed near a hospital in the first place...
: It would be a real dick move to use my ult right now...
Laser Eye Surgeon
Nurse
Disguising as a Doctor
Security Guard
"WAAAHH! Wu, we ah wa wa ru ah WAAAA! Wah, Wuh ra re wa ru WAA! RUH, WE HA RU HAHA ru EEE-"
"Gnar...please stop. This man has to sleep."
"...angryfaces Jai waitford...
: 
"We're about to lose him! He's running out of blood!"
"SCREECH"
"Oh! You made a small tunnel to fix his snapped artery! What a brilliant idea!
: Uhh... can't think of anything here.
:Jingle
: "HE IS DEAD?!"
"Chime
"GOOD! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM "Ahri... where did you get your Med School Degree from?"
"Nicaragua.~~~"
"...Really?"
"Yes. You trust me, don't you?~~~"
"YOU GET A HEAL! YOU GET A HEAL! YOU GET A HEAL! EVERYONE GETS A HEAL!"
"Human melting point remains inconsistent."
Assistant: Karma, what the fuck are you doing?? You're not doing it the right way--
: Always trust your spirit.
Assistant: facepalm .. that doesn't apply to this situation, Karma.
Edit: Just thought of another
Well, he's cute and cuddly, but he'll flip out over losing a patient...Fuck.
She's nice to have around, but I don't think she'd exactly be the greatest at medicine...
They DO say that music is a powerful medicine.
I guess she's efficient because she can just go Valor-mode and quickly fly to anyone that needs attention.
Must I REALLY say something here?
Well then, I guess the plants would get plenty of sunlight 
Rescue Helicopters. That's all he needs for work
"My repair droids will provide excellent services."
"Your flesh is broken and obsolete. It is time to improve them!"
Drooooooooowwwwnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiinnnng raaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttteeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooocccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttt.
Medical Marijuana Prescription everywhere
Good lord...
Probably a laser surgeon.
Probably caused most of the injuries.
Probably in for a rework.
pretty sure nothing could go wrong since he is pretty skilled with knives and stuff
uhh
;)
"Eat an orange, it'll be k"
 "I'll tell a joke, laughter is the best medicine..." *patient pulls plug*
"MORDEKASIER ES NUMERO UNO SURGEON!!" proceeds to preform heart surgery with his mace
 "This patient has been ignited, ultied by Mordekaiser, has 5 stacks of hemorrhage, has 54 Kalista spears stuck in him, poisoned by Cassipeia, is afflicted by malefic visions, withered by Nasus and has been hit by a death mark, how is he looking Doctor?"
 "OK"
"I'll give you tibbers to make you feel better..." patient was crushed
 "Do you have moment to speak about spider god?" *sacrifices patient*
"WHO THE FK LET YOU IN HERE?" 
"come here little souls, teehee"
 "The patient has a fever"  Absolute Zero.  "FML"
QWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWE
 "The patient Needs CPR stat!!"
Waifu  wouldn't kill me right?...
 "WTF Ahri you just took his soul!"
 "Sorry bad habbit..."
Leona I told you I always wanted to be a baker, not a doctor
Your not not even a doctor, you're my assistant. Now then, get lots of sunlight and you'll be all better
I don't think that's the best idea Doctor Leona...
Nonsense Nurse Diana, now let me open up the blinds to let the sun in.
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
DOCTOR, HE'S FLATLINING!
No he's not.
Doing surgery on patient
: If Janna's wind can heal people, maybe my wind can heal people
Q
"SOULS GLORIOUS SOOOOOOUUULS"
"SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF HERE"
No please! I can't afford becoming your new ultimate!
...Just kill me now.
10/10 would want to be in this hospital again.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
hello, I'm Dr.Kong what seems to be the problem?
Hey doc, I'm having this pain strange chest pain and my left arm is going numb-
-POOF-
AHHHHHH thud
hahahahahaha... hoooo... nurse, get this man to the ER, he's having a heart attack :p
Let's just say.... if you need to go to the doctor.... you are as good as dead.
