Your most hated champion is on the enemy team, with their ult having global range.

: "sits in spawn fountain" TRIPLE KILL : "muh skills"

: Oh sweetheart, u think you're safe in lane while I'm in spawn fountain? "ults" ENEMY SLAIN

: Oh hun,oh hun, you can't ever run from me.

: OH YES, OH YES I'M VIABLE AGAIN!!!

: It was nice knowing u bb.

"So Jarvan, I was wondering. Whats up with you and Shy..." "Quiet! Do you hear that? Listen... OH GOD NO! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!" "SURPRISE BITCH!" DOUBLE KILL "All in a days work. Wait a second..." AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN "HAHA! Huh? Snow?" QUADRA KILL! "Dont make the yeti angry! You wont like it when hes angry!

you're about to be stunned

not if i kill you first

ladies, ladies. you're both dead

anyone ask for cannons?

i "cannon" kill you

running to safety

got you

in your dreams

sorry to crash your party, but abs of steal is hear

don't worry, i'll protect you

I'm ready (to kill)

your powers are weak compared to mine

i'll be right there and make sure your can't do anything

i can feel the power

i hope you like how this feels (throws ultimate)

"Hello, this is Pizzakill, may I take your order?" "Yeah, I'd like the ragequit special, delivered straight to my nexus." "Alright, we'll have it over in a minute."

Basically, if he has vision and his now global ult is off CD, someone is about to die.

Also, I've never gone against a , but good god, if either portion of Crowstorm were global, whether the teleport or the AoE, well...

Yo nice Your at our tower huh? Na its safer at your fountain Pushs to enemy fountain Ye if only i wasnt bugged Im coming for you just give me a second to fly over there Not if i get there first At FountainMax attack speedUlts ye GG Oh my did he just sever the map in half???? Holy Crap how did his staff get so long????? Dont leave fountain and you will be safe! Ults pushs everyone to corner of map supriseeee mutha fuka who are you again? throws ball in fountainactivates ultipulls everyone PENTAKILL

god have mercy on us all

OH GOD NO! It's Doombots times 10!!!! May God have mercy on all our souls

Yep, nunu certainly takes the cake here. Or rather, steals it with smite/Q

Sonuva--

Doesn't matter.

I don't hate him for his ult, I hate him for his wind wall, which blocks almost all of my ults.

This isn't good... Global pokes are never good. A wild stun ult pops out of nowhere! All the way from botlane while I'm trying to kill the stupid enemy mid laner. She WILL get a penta, every time.

TEEMO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Jesus H. fucking Christ. It's old Zeus all over again.

MAKE THIS A FEATURED GAME MODE RIOT!

sits in fountain and ults entire map

"PENTA KILL!"

Osama would be proud.

Uh... I guess... uhhh... His whole team has his ult, now?

Hurrr hurrr hurrr

That would be horrible for and

Well that's either Lux or Akali... I'm just minding my own business walking to lane.... and I'm dead. never go anywhere with low health, seriously.

… erm…. idk how this would work

You salt bro?

Decisions...

Turret dives "Got hi--... why..."

Superwoman

Not my hated, actually my main, but it was too good to not post this:

I CAN ASSASSINATE EVERYBODY WITH SKY ARROWS!!!!!!! and Valor, patrol the Rift

Hopefully I'm not knocked up

Oh god no. PLS NO Heimer global turrents.... (btw if this was my favorite.... Ahri- Instawin Sona- Ezreal op stun.)

forgot one. a huge ass shark eating the battlefield.... now has terrorist rank

Shark! Shark!

Ahhhh Globaal shrooms? Nooooooooooo

sitting at base hmmmm.......... sees a ball of energy hurling your way and screams Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh** An Enemy has been Slain** with 1000 Ap Q stack with 6

"Oh, I see you're trying to do Baron/Dragon? Let me help you by pushing you all the way to the EDGE OF THE MAP!

not even worried

It's self cast only so? Mundo heals where he pleases?

Poor

Full court dunk

Nope.

Has no one thought of how awful this would be?

Ap rammus would be nightmare.

Well its nice knowing you all...