Ahri [[DISCLAIMER THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS THREAD]]
Before I start playing Ahri (and probably main her), What are the requirements? What kind of rituals do I need to go through?
Please bless me with your awesomeness Night Tailed Foxes.
14 Comments
Locate and look over images of Ahri in the Temple of Ani-Mu, which is of pornographic Far East origins.
^ You need this icon (The Ahri one)
You need to have Ahri as your background on your computer http://img5.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/2eaaf8b0ae33f1bo74izgkyev.jpg
You need to have Ahri's lock in voice in Japanese as your ring/text/notification tone/noise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpqmJCJZTk
You need to accept that Ahri will slowly over time rend your soul to her desires.
You need to accept the fact that Ahri is not only the best champion but also the Only champion, it's just that other people don't realize it yet.
You need to sell your soul to the animu gods
Dont forget your rune pages.........
https://www.youtube.com/embed/NaU6hzK3g-Q
I do believe that this is relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpqmJCJZTk
listen to this. max volume. then loop it for hours, tempering your embrassment over it every day.