TEEMO STRATS (I haven't lost since)

Ok, people think he is a bad pick. But here's a cheesy idea for you to try in normal's if you want to annoy the team so much that they will commit suicide. If the other team is dead then you guys can push freely.

Steps to the "Teemo strat"

1. Instalock Teemo in champ select.
2. Call support.
3. Take smite and tp

Starting strat

1. Start boots, 4 pots and put level 1 into your w
2. Figure out where their jungler is going to start
3. Sit in close enough range to smite the monster
4. Steal buff and head bot lane (if jungler did not show then ignore and go to step 5)
5. Return bot lane as support

Bot lane strat

1. Poke constantly
2. Zone enemy
3. Whenever fight occurs bot blind adc
4. Shroom up place
5. If you are decently fed or if the game drags on long enough then go to "Splitpush strat"

Split strat

1. Go top or bot
2. Shroom the enemy jungle and lane (more jungle and less lane)
3. Go split push
4. Watch enemy walk through shrooms trying to kill you
5. Repeat till the whole entire enemy team is dead (in game and literately)

The idea is really not to win, but it is to troll them as hard as possible and make sure that they suffer. If your team can pressure or the enemy team surrenders that is also good.