Take from it what you want, I'm bored af

Skelenth·12/14/2016, 6:35:42 PM·7 votes·486 views

Gather weary summoners, I have a tale to tell. It might just save your lives but only if you listen well. 'Cause there before the roleplay boards And just after Miscell., There's a sign that says, "Beware The Fish of Memes and Games!"

Some say he's a guppy a kid threw in the sea. He ate so many upvotes, now he's bigger than a tree. His memes are sharp as scissors His jokes, they are like knives. And if you think he's ugly, well then maybe you are right! (We don't know, though)

Oh, don't you flame and don't you troll and certainly don't you skim, 'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up in a thread by him. He'll build you up, he'll laugh around. You'd better stay away. Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Fish of Memes and Games!"

Some say he's a clownfish that came straight from hell, To eat the souls of flamers and other ne'er-do-wells. Some they don't believe it, but really can't you see? 'Cause they used to have some flamers here. But now they're in GD!

Oh, don't you flame and don't you troll and certainly don't you skim, 'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up in a thread by him. He'll build you up, he'll laugh around. You'd better stay away. Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Fish of Memes and Games!"

Well, Melledoneus, you've heard of him, he came to Memes and Games. It seems his little shenpai had nearly got away. He searched into the fishes thread to grab his senpais hand. There was a laugh and a scream! And now that poor and mislead kid can't even type his name!

Oh, don't you flame and don't you troll and certainly don't you skim, 'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up in a thread by him. He'll build you up, he'll laugh around. You'd better stay away. Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Fish of Memes and Games!"

Well, Malicious Metal, you know for what he's known. It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his crown. He saw the Fish and now nobody's scared of him because, His crown fell off and let's be real, He's handsome as a god.

Oh, don't you flame and don't you troll and certainly don't you skim, 'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up in a thread by him. He'll build you up, he'll laugh around. You'd better stay away. Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Fish of Memes and Games!"

Well, now the thread is empty and there's only you and me. And if you care I'd like to share how this song came to be. So come a little closer if you really want to know. This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago.

Well, I was just a little boy when I was very bored. And there I heard the music, by good ol' Aurelio. The boredom was so big, and I didn't know what to do. This song it was so good I hoped I could be so cool too.

I wrote and I thought, but it just wasn't the same So I thought of something more fit for Memes and Games. All I could do to let it look new, was giving it a funny name So I stole wrote a song that said, "Beware The Fish of Memes and Games!" And what did it say?

Oh, don't you flame and don't you troll and certainly don't you skim, 'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up in a thread by him. He'll build you up, he'll laugh around. You'd better stay away. Heed the sign that says, "Beware" Hell I should know, I put it there! Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Fish of Memes and Games"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcgvLiNYCcA

4 Comments

TheMinez12/14/2016, 6:39:24 PM2 votes

Dammit, I'm procrastinating again...

TS Media12/14/2016, 6:49:47 PM2 votes

Holy f---, I'm sorry but I just feel like this could be a serious theme for TahmKench

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