I Am Evil

A Superb Villain·Oct 29, 2016·12 votes·672 views

Stop laughing.

28 Comments

JayHog1992Oct 29, 20164 votes

You'll always be evil to me, not matter what.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/33e2cef0faf3441872b899bb3098f3d8/tumblr_nt5vyg87Kt1qhwgudo1_500.gif

(Inb4 he ults me for that.)

A Superb VillainOct 29, 20164 votes

Well, I cannot deny you have good taste in nemeses.

JayHog1992Oct 29, 20163 votes

If I'm ever to be beaten by an evil foe, at least I want to make sure it's by the very best.

Wouldn't be good if I was beaten by some minion in comparison to your all mighty powers, now would it?

A Superb VillainOct 29, 20166 votes

It would not reflect well on your actual competence, no.

EvilUnicornLordOct 29, 20163 votes

Can I be your nemesis too? Any good villian has two or more foes.

A Superb VillainOct 29, 20164 votes

But of course, I am not so selfish as to deny others my ire.

EvilUnicornLordOct 29, 20164 votes

Yes, I'm hated! Now I just need to build a lot of magic resist... Which is going to be harder than building armor.

#Tank Problems

JayHog1992Oct 29, 20164 votes

You're Poppy, so it could also make sense. Maybe you can think that he kidnapped the hero of the hammer or so.

EvilUnicornLordOct 29, 20163 votes

Correction: I main Poppy. Because I am a guy, I can't really be her without being awkward.

So pretend I'm Poppy's agent. I narrow down and locate the most probable locations where the hero may be.

JayHog1992Oct 29, 20163 votes

It's not really awkward, I've met like 10 people that roleplay girls being guys, they just take it easy.

Heck, i've roleplayed females too, never had any issues.

EvilUnicornLordOct 29, 20164 votes

MMORPG

Many Men Online Role Playing as Girls.

JayHog1992Oct 29, 20161 votes

Because girls are too busy doing their own stuff than to have fun in roleplaying.

EvilUnicornLordOct 29, 20161 votes

Like making obscure, baseless ships between [CHAMPION] and [CHAMPION] that make no sense?

JayHog1992Oct 29, 20161 votes

More like, arguing about sexist people over internet sexism/racism and then blaming people who either aren't in the wrong or think that women aren't the alpha people of the world.

I watch a DA channel filled with that kind of anti-sexism crap. There was legit a woman who made some news saying that League of Legends "Didn't have a variety of females in the game".

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