Breaking the Dragon (Log 1)

The Aqualious·Jul 29, 2016·7 votes·754 views

NOTE: Feel free to leave ideas in the comments, and I'll see if I can implement them

Log 1:

Subject: Sonicblaster33 (aka Shyvanna)

https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M4006b1edf82b9779b6101c6e7e20ff5eH0&pid=15.1

Status: Angry, addicted to Mana potions

Level of security: Black metal chains... Impossible for her to bust, with a built in shock brace

Placed in a 50 ft Chasm

Compliancy: Rated 0-100

Procedure

Subject appears to be triggered by any comparison to a blue hedgehog... Began blasting songs related to the hedgehog down the hole as well as videos of games and television shows

Sonic X Sonic Heroes Sonic Rush Sonic Boom Sonic Underground

Just to name a few Total media exposed to: 25% of the collection

Dosage: Gave 2 Full flasks of mana potion to the subject

Further notes:

Dimensional Portal has been sealed for now, we don't need any more meddlers intervening in the process

51 Comments

hoes and bowsJul 29, 20164 votes

When you realize the M&G boards are turning into the roleplay boards https://media.giphy.com/media/Hk04hIz9UENuo/200w.gif

The AqualiousJul 29, 20162 votes

Just my posts and a few others, tbh, it's more enjoyable with you guys anyway, and less... Serious

hoes and bowsJul 29, 20162 votes

I don't actually have a problem with these posts, I was just trying to meme

The AqualiousJul 29, 20162 votes

THIS SHALL NOT TAKE OVER THE BOARDS, JUST A COUPLE POSTS I PROMISE...

Well from me anyway...

I've been Rping Shaco since I got here now that I think about it

hoes and bowsJul 29, 20162 votes

Keep posting these as much as you like, I was joking about this whole part http://media.tumblr.com/053292bf9c098c905efe82e09cb39fc1/tumblr_inline_mls319QEEw1qz4rgp.gif

Wukong X AhriJul 29, 20163 votes

Oh well in that case...

Oh Hues and Bows I think i Hue you.

giggy giggy goo

hoes and bowsJul 29, 20163 votes

http://67.media.tumblr.com/2f8e27b32909235fcd21ecc92478a0fc/tumblr_o0g89iRCzz1t7j2ejo1_400.gif

Sonicblaster33Jul 29, 20161 votes

Jokes on you, I like the hedgehog's music and TV shows.

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

Whatever you Say Hedgehog

Sonicblaster33Jul 29, 20161 votes

DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!

Takes deep breaths to calm myself, knowing he enjoys this

Also, how can I get addicted to something that doesn't affect me?

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

Well Blue...

lowers mana pot nearby

Probably because this is the best damn thing you have right now

Am I wrong?

Sonicblaster33Jul 29, 20161 votes

Breaths a ball of fire at him, destroying the potion and burning his hand

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

Rude... But quite slow considering whatcha are.

You'll be craving more of the pots tomorrow.

Sonicblaster33Jul 29, 20161 votes

Yeah, we'll see about that. And what have you done to Sona?

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

Well Sonic...

She's not hurt yet... If that's what your asking

But once you tell us where the Chaos Emeralds are, the fun can begin

LAUGHTER

Sonicblaster33Jul 29, 20161 votes

Angry eye twitch

By the blood of my father, I will kill you!

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

Be grateful, we could tell Amy that you're here

Sonicblaster33Jul 29, 20161 votes

Are you done yet?

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

Yeah... Even I'm sick of this joke

drops mana pot down

I'll be up here if you need me hedge

walks away from pit

Sonicblaster33Jul 29, 20161 votes

Oh, have fun making out with that walking bag of dead grass!

Sonicblaster33Jul 29, 20161 votes

I FUCKING HEARD THAT!!!!

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

It's true though

Demon King MaouJul 29, 20161 votes

... Y'know what.. I honestly don't mind Memes and games becoming the new ROLEPLAY boards

Not like its not already happening though :P

The AqualiousJul 29, 20164 votes

Rp board is soap operas

MG rp is improv comedy and drama

Sonicblaster33Jul 29, 20161 votes

I love improv

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

Me too

Really hope I can make a career out of it and acting when I am older, for now just do it for fun

Mad King HadesJul 29, 20161 votes

How come you get all the fun?

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

I do all the work

Mad King HadesJul 29, 20161 votes

Allright, I will say it friendly for one time. Let the dragon lady go. Simple. LET HER GO!

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

Mr Hades... There is something you have yet to understand...

Void merchant appears beside him and hands black gem stone

Thank you Ted

merchant disappears

What I am doing is cruel, but will benefit us in the end

So now, I kindly ask you... Leave me to my work... Or things will not be going well for you...

You do not appear to understand where you have entered

holds stone tightly as the tear fixes itself

Mad King HadesJul 29, 20161 votes

Funny, you seem to believe that I hold no power. Summons Perich, the split blade, made out of pure Light and pure Darkness. Any questions?

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

holds up black crystal

I present to you the rare gem of a Viswhen, It's Inprisoned gods and demons a like...

They say it's a Runic weapon, let's find out

black energy chains grab on to Hades as they slowly begin draining him of power and pulling him into the Crystal

Meanwhile swarms of monstrous Crows and Speedy Nocturne deal with the Summoned Beast

SHOULD THIS NOT WORK... YOU'LL AT LEAST BE A BIT MORE MORTAL

Mad King HadesJul 29, 20161 votes

Smiles

It tickles me, lets go dance.

Moves forward and slashes at the stone.

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

the tethers remain as the Stone flies away

Fine with me

A black aura engulfs the room and Shaco, it disperse with a Black and White Shaco with red glowing eyes

Let's dance

blades glow purple as 6 Shaco's spawn

Mad King HadesJul 29, 20161 votes

Well that sucks. I take it that I can't get any friends to join our party? 5 shimmering demons appear. Not quite fully formed.

Yes? No? Maybe? You will die?

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

What's wrong Hades... You seem weak

the shimmer fades away

More than a tickle

one of the shaco's slash Hades... He begins to bleed a bit...

Mad King HadesJul 29, 20161 votes

Golden blood streams out.

Too bad that you don't want me to have any friends. Oh well, lets just make it a sevensome.

Makes eloquent movements, very much like a dance. Hacking, slashing, parrying, and dodging, all happen in fluid movements. His body moving with the sword to give the best power.

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

The Jester dip dive and dodge acrobatically, as they too begin there fighting

2 misstep and are deleted, exploding into knives cutting Hades a bit more

MEANWHILE, Nocturne and Fiddle finish with the other Demon and look to hades

Nocturne; How about a full scale black out

Fiddle: Indeed

The room is cast in to darkness, only the light of the eyes, tethers of the stone and gold of the blood can be seen

A murder of monstrous Crows begin attacking Hades

Mad King HadesJul 29, 20161 votes

Is swarmed by the crows.

Do you know what the problem is with birds?

A wave of fire engulfs the room, and lights everything. One half of Perich lights up, driving away darkness around him.

They burn so easily. Now who is ready for dinner?

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

A Shaco land on your back and continuously cuts at your neck, driving the blades deeper causing more blood to spill

Shaco: You're soft Hades, and a bit Shorter, I suggest you just submit to the stone now, or you might bleed out first

Nocturne cleaves the demons corpse in 2

Nocturne: What stubborn creature

Another Murder of Crows charges in

(Suggest we move to another thread or this will stop updating for us soon)

Mad King HadesJul 29, 20161 votes

(Agreed) Throws the Shaco off and retreats. He would come back to save Shyvana some other time, just not now.

See you late Jester, possibly on my terms.

Sonicblaster33Jul 29, 20161 votes

Why is this upvoted to 4? Is jhin on this too?

The AqualiousJul 29, 20161 votes

Hmm... He could be... I could get his help in a bit... Let's see how you progress

Raiku KawisaJul 30, 20161 votes

<.< Not sure if I should save Sonicblaster because he is a Shyvana fan... or leave him to rot and take his place as the Boards Shyvana person...

Naw, I dont have time to be a boards personality.

Calls up Kassadin. Promises him Shyvana's assistance in the eradication of the Void in this Realm if he helps. He Riftwalks into the realm where Shyvana/Sonicblaster is being held. Fires a Null Blast at the chains to disrupt any possible magic before striking them with his Nether Blade. Shyvana is now freed :P

The AqualiousJul 30, 20161 votes

Shaco appears above him, quickly raising up a black gemstone

Fool

The gem stone fire off a black energy beam that begins rapidly draining away the power from Kassadin and it rapidly begins to shrink him down

Hope you like rocks, it's your home now

Kassadin is absorbed into the mineral and is powerless, a void shopkeeper appears and takes the mineral from Shaco, handing him a fresh one, before disappearing again

Now for you dragon lady

Snaps his fingers and the chains reattach

Not yet, the fun has just begun

Raiku KawisaJul 30, 20161 votes

Cracks fingers This promises to be fun.... After shower

Raiku KawisaJul 30, 20161 votes

A brillant light shines forth in the chasm as a form descends to the ground in a might crash! "Demacia may no longer be my home" A buttery smooth voice speaks out. "But I will always raise my weapon in her defense!" Taric cries before calling forth his power over gemstones. Removing the foul magic from them before shattering them into pieces, releasing Kassadin from his prison. He began channeling his divine energy to protect them from whatever foul trick Shaco may throw at them while his mace shattered the chains around Shyvana.

The AqualiousJul 30, 20161 votes

4 large black gemstone pillars rise up, and the land begins to shutter violently as a wave of black passes through it before disappearing

Nocturne: I hope you don't plan to rift walk out, it appears the Shopkeepers have finally patched that problem for us

Fiddlesticks: And I hope you enjoy living in a gem... These ones will take more force than anything you have

Shaco: turns black and white as eyes go red and blades go purple Invulnerability field... Do you forget you are in my house? And in my house... My rules apply

The pillars latch their energy beams on both intruders... Dispelling the field

Shaco appears behind Taric, jabbing his blades straight through his chest 3 times

Kassadin stabs Shaco, and the clone explodes blasting a deadly energy wave back him

Nocturne follows and slashes the tubbing around Kassadin followed by Fiddle draining him of life

Another Shaco kicks Shyvanna back into her pit

The 2 intruders are absorbed into the material of the dimension, their powers, gone,

THE DIMENSION HAS NOW BEEN SEALED, ALL ATTEMPT TO TELEPORT, FLASH, DESTINY, OR RIFT WALK IN ARE NOW USELESS

(Was that kinda op... Yes, plot armor though, and I got a story to keep with)

Raiku KawisaJul 30, 20161 votes

sigh you are not giving me anything to work with

The AqualiousJul 30, 20161 votes

My apologies... But when the stories infected my brain, I refuse to let any get in the way