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Oleandervine33 votes

I still demand the duckie icon. I want it Riot. WHERE IS MY DUCK ICON RIOT?

The Aqualious11 votes

Soon...

rtbf2256182419 votes

You forgot to add "TM" in the end.

The Aqualious3 votes

Meh

Brain Errör 4041 votes

Somebody called?

rtbf2256182411 votes

Indeed.

Sahn Uzal27 votes

owowowowowowowoowow

What's up with the Duck? Am I missing some sorta quote?

The Aqualious71 votes

"I wonder what the ducks are plotting today"

EVIL

Sahn Uzal15 votes

I fucking love it.

The Aqualious5 votes

He's fucking awesome, I've already decided to buy his bundle when it's out

Rivini3 votes

{quoted}

"I wonder what the ducks are plotting today"

EVIL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ybCvHJmNqA

Fondling Gems17 votes

Ducks come from the void, the truth is out! Preach it!

The Aqualious2 votes

Heralds child confirmed

Fondling Gems9 votes

Child? Duckie is all "Herald, I am your father"

The Aqualious5 votes

Holy shirt

Avarosan Bonnie12 votes

You fail to see through deception.

This bastard is the real enemy.

http://pngimg.com/upload/potato_PNG7078.png

He's always watching.

The Aqualious9 votes

...

deep fries, salts and eats

The enemy is tasty

BLACK REALM GOD5 votes

well... that's one way to solve the root of the problem.

The Aqualious2 votes

Cho'gath strats op

Navarune3 votes

Have you seen Ivern's skin? Cho isn't the only one eating tasties.

The Aqualious6 votes

Those are his own people shutter

Potatoes ain't my people

Navarune2 votes

#PotatoLivesMatter

The Aqualious2 votes

#FRENCHFRIES2GOOD

LordGeovanni2 votes

YummyYummyInMyTummy

Malicious Metal12 votes

3% club :^)

The Aqualious3 votes

Same position potentially

:-D

The Aqualious13 votes

Wait... Story time?

Alright

So last Friday I went on my grad cruise. Great time, great food, great friendship.

ANYWAY, later in the evening me and this girl I've been interested in were alone together while the dance party was occuring (music was meh, but that's what you get from my generations tastes.)

We were relaxing, cuddling, that sort of thing, and it was such a nice moment. So an impulse to kiss ber kicks in, my thoughts duel for a good bit and then I'm just like... FUCK IT, WE'RE DOING THIS (in my head of course)

So I kissed her, on the Lips, and told her I had feelings for her. You know what happened after... She said she was open to us trying to date and since then I've been trying to figure out a time and place to go out with her...

Yeah... Story time with Aqualious

Early Heartseeker addition

Malicious Metal2 votes

Hopefully you won't end like Mundo on HS Vayne's splash

The Aqualious3 votes

Well on the Bus ride back she was cuddling closer than before with me, so I'm optmistic

Malicious Metal8 votes

Wanna know some piece of advice? Take it slow.

Rush things and crash and burn

Be slow as a slug and you'll ruin it too

Have fun finding the right pace that works for both of you

The Aqualious6 votes

Thanks... You're a Very warmhearted Metal Master

Malicious Metal10 votes

Don't mention it, I may have to go murder some kittens and bathe in the blood of virgins to stay true to my name

The Aqualious8 votes

I don't think Kitty Darkstar would like that... Oh well

Fritterz2 votes

If you live near mountains, take her hiking. (ideally to a waterfall) That is where my wife said she fell in love with me. In the mountains.

Steenee1 votes

I live near the moutains. Time to put this plan into motion >:)

LordGeovanni2 votes

Are they still virgins if the bleed?

Photos of Ghosts5 votes

Ok, my turn now!

I've actually started to meet representatives of the female gender again after 2 years. A friend of my friends. I met her twice by now, I think she may remember my name.

crippler382 votes

I'm older than you and haven't done more than play hug a female. I'm not even gay I just have zero game.

feelsbadman

Pierce The Veal1 votes

Nice story! If you work at it you might be a great fiction writer one day.

The Aqualious2 votes

Don't be jelly or rude, i'll have you know, my fictions can be great

Speedphoenix1 votes

for real :O

The Aqualious1 votes

Why would you not assume he be dating someone, he's pretty white knight, and one of his posts said he was going on a date so

Malicious Metal2 votes

Still can't get behind the idea of me being a white knight.

The Aqualious1 votes

I can, We just spray paint that suit of yours white

Malicious Metal3 votes

Don't you bloody dare!

I like my armor like my coffee! With one sugar and some milk!

...

Wait..

Fck!

The Aqualious3 votes

WE NEED FANART PEOPLE, PRONTO

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