A lesson on Mining Downvotes Properly

The Aqualious·Sep 12, 2016·73 votes·4,366 views

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Basically... The best way to do that is take something in the community that the mass think the same on... Then trigger them all... HARD

Example 1:

AHRI ONLY BUILDS RELATIONSHIPS TO SUSTAIN HERSELF, ALL YOUR SHIPS ARE POINTLESS AND STUPID SINCE SHE'LL JUST MOVE ONTO THE NEXT PERSON AFTER ONE NIGHT!

SHE DOESN'T LOVE ANYONE YOU WEABOO FURRIES! HELL RIOT LOVES REK'SAI, RIGHT NOW MORE THAN AHRI COULD EVER LOVE ANYONE!!!

Example 2:

RIOT WHY THE FUCK YOU NERFING YASUO, HE WAS BALANCED AS FUCK AND THEN YOU GO AND DO THAT, IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THAT ALL THE 9 YEAR OLD BRONZE SCRUBS CAN'T FUCKING FIGHT HIM, SCEW YOU... ESPECIALLY CACTOPUS... HE SUCKS, THE ONLY GOOD RIOTER IS CERTAINT

and that's how it's done

disclaimer: Cactopus is a god and should be respected

132 Comments

ThePartyLeaderSep 12, 201624 votes

Did someone start a cactopus fan club yet?

MelledoneusSep 13, 201612 votes

Well, does a cult count? Because I know one... or three...

Brooks107Sep 12, 201624 votes

Cactopus If you see this would you be open to making a ranked team with your loyal underlings

The AqualiousSep 12, 201610 votes

Let's get this Upvoted like fuck and find out

DraygenBiscuitSep 12, 201618 votes

I love how you chose the Yi to be the experienced champion, considering he used to be the noobs champ of choice before Yasuo lol.

The AqualiousSep 12, 201628 votes

BITCH PLEASE YI IS A HIGH SKILL CAP CHAMP THAT TAKES TONS OF HOURS TO PRACTISE, DON'T SAY I'M FUCKING WRONG I'M A CHALLENGER SMURF

actually I just used what I could find ;-p

Lulus SnuggleBunSep 12, 201617 votes

Tip 2: Have a name that triggers people :'(

The AqualiousSep 12, 201612 votes

You fucking freak

seriously why

Lulus SnuggleBunSep 12, 20165 votes

Well back to my cave :c

The AqualiousSep 12, 20165 votes

NO YOU WILL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS DAMN IT

Lulus SnuggleBunSep 12, 20164 votes

Yordle Jesus, don't have to shout :c

The AqualiousSep 12, 20162 votes

I WILL SHOUT IF I WANT TOO

Now why the hell did you call yourself this

Lulus SnuggleBunSep 12, 20164 votes

Lulu has been my favorite champ for years. Was pitching a bunch of lewd names to my mates for a laugh. (Quick side note: I'm pissed at the character limit, it turns out LulusTightWetSlit is literally 1 character too long T_T ) I then thought it would be pretty entertaining to actually go through with it. Went through about 20 variations before finding one that sounded perfect.

TL:DR I'm a pervert who had 40,000 ip to spare

The AqualiousSep 12, 201612 votes

...

Not sure if I should be impressed or concerned more now

Lulus SnuggleBunSep 12, 201612 votes

http://www.relatably.com/m/img/why-not-both-meme/66938800.jpg

GaleWinUnleashedSep 13, 20163 votes

I made fun of that length limit by calling myself 16CharactersLong on the PBE for a while =P

Troll for TrumpSep 13, 20163 votes

http://i.imgur.com/caMm6N8.jpg

Lulus SnuggleBunSep 13, 20165 votes

Ooh, is that a plate of cookies?

https://i.gyazo.com/d869a71a47bf509f05a8242e07070433.png

CarameI FrappeSep 13, 20161 votes

Isn't Lulu older than most humans? I believe she has a spell that makes herself look young / sound young. I could be wrong but i'm certain that she isn't a child, perhaps? Not sure.

Lulus SnuggleBunSep 13, 20162 votes

The lore isn't exactly super clear on how old she was when she entered the glade, how long she spent in the glade and how long after she spent wandering around the world after getting exiled from Bandle. I like to think she is at least as old as Veigar (mainly because I ship it hard so perhaps I'm biased).

And most yordles sound really young anyways. I mean Teemo sounds like he's 11 yet he is a PTSD suffering war veteran and a cold blooded killer. Tristana sounds pretty young too and she is a member of the oldest military unit in Bandle. The problem arises that all yordles are like 2 1/2 - 3 feet tall and most of them sound quite young. The only ones that really seem old are Corki and the Donger.

BârdSep 13, 20168 votes

Fuck riot...

That Kayle skin they are giving everybody is SO FUCKING ANNOYING!

I wish I could refund gifts, because this one is going to give me cancer.

######like that?#####

Brooks107Sep 12, 20166 votes

PRAISE CACTOPUS SCREW THE SUN

The AqualiousSep 12, 20164 votes

NO FUCK THAT GUY

PREACH, Cactopus for life

I Like Things Sep 12, 20165 votes

Did someone say FARMING DOWNVOTES?!

Here's my best collection.

http://i.imgur.com/radcbVg.png?

Good to know how wrong I was, just look at all the Aurelion Sol mains there are now!

CarameI FrappeSep 13, 20163 votes

I'll probably get downvoted for this but ... oh well.

It turned out you were right, and the people who downvoted you ended up playing themselves.

I Like Things Sep 13, 20162 votes

You've got my up vote. We're all that matters.

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Blue Moon WolfSep 13, 20165 votes

Don't forget " Tankko is perfectly balanced". Just watch those downvotes poor in.

Only Play DariusSep 12, 20163 votes

CertainlyT gets more hate than he deserves

The AqualiousSep 12, 20165 votes

Which is the only reason why I name dropped

Since the mass detest him

XeruonSep 13, 20163 votes

Example 3:

OMFG RITO WHY DID YOU BUFF SONA?! SHE WAS ALREADY A RIDICULOUSLY BRAINDEAD CHAMPION THAT DID NOTHING BUT SPAM QWE ALL DAY AND NOW YOU MADE IT EVEN EASIER FOR HER! IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT GIRL GAMERS CAN'T PLAY MORE COMPLEX CHAMPIONS! SHE ISN'T GUTTED LIKE EVERYONE SAYS!

Example 4: Morde is a bad champion.

(Don't tell anyone but I'm half-serious with both of them)

Mad King HadesSep 13, 20165 votes

http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/0qnwHCLLHyrvLny4AcZtSraGWTc=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F06%2FHades.gif

ArthianneSep 13, 20162 votes

I know you're trolling but still made me want to flame you XD. I'm a girl and a kalista main (arguably one of the most complex characters in the game) so your statement is invalid. previous post for downvotes got upvotes. notice me senpai

Mad King HadesSep 13, 20161 votes

I could upvote you, but I am feeling lazy and not really liking Kalista.

ArthianneSep 13, 20161 votes

downvote. not upvote

Mad King HadesSep 13, 20161 votes

Why would I downvote you when you are as insulted as I am by Xeruon?

ArthianneSep 13, 20161 votes

:'(

Mad King HadesSep 13, 20161 votes

Okay, I downvoted you. Happy now?

ArthianneSep 13, 20161 votes

Yep :) Gotta farm ;)

Mad King HadesSep 13, 20161 votes

Women, the one species I will never understand.

ArthianneSep 13, 20161 votes

Shhh, we aren't meant to be understood. on the contrary,

Men The one species who can't take a hint

Mad King HadesSep 13, 20161 votes

Why would I take a hint when you can just say it?

ArthianneSep 13, 20161 votes

We shouldn't have to ask right out. "Babe I'm hungry" "okay" 2 hours later " babe I'm still hungry" "So?" "ugh"

Ex 2:

"Babe Ily and want to spend my life with you" "ily2" 6 months later "Still ly and want to spend my life with you" "ily2"

Obviously speaking out of frustration but I shouldn't have to ask. RIGHT? Ugh I'mm just go kms

Mad King HadesSep 13, 20162 votes

In example 1. No, you shouldn't have to ask. Even I can pick up on that, especially because I am hungry myself now.

In example 2 I am worried, because I don't get it. (Slowly dawns, you mean marriage?)

So my final answer is that I will say that you shouldn't have to ask.

Mad King HadesSep 13, 20162 votes

But you are blatantly stating how you are feeling. I expected something much more mysterious.

Still hungry, since I forgot to get food, because of a League Game. You made me hungry [zombie-nunu-tears]

DeathTheHorsemanSep 13, 20163 votes

ily - i love you (took me re-reading it 2 times but I didn't have to resort to google to break the code)

ily2 - I love you too (automatic response by a boyfriend when he hears ily from his girlfriend)

So yeah in Example 2 she is asking for marriage and the boyfriend is:

either pretending to be dumb (to avoid a fight about "you are not ready to commit")
or is actually dumb. (Forrest Gump level)

http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/well-thats-not-a-good-sign-bad-sign.jpg

Mad King HadesSep 13, 20162 votes

I didn't know what ily meant. XD

Boyfriend really is in trouble.

Jeanne fan clubSep 13, 20162 votes

Fkers just jealous he doesn't have a sick body pillow like me, gtfo ur waifu is garbo. Make america great again and remove all the non-weebs

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If anyone wants to join my ahri cult let me know please.

The AqualiousSep 13, 20163 votes

BITCH PLEASE, AMERICA IS NEVER GONNA BE GREAT AGAIN WHEN YOU'RE PICKS ARE A SICK WOMAN AND A XENOPHOBIC TUPAY WEARING MONSTER

BESIDES WHY WOULD I NEED A BODY PILLOW WHEN IN THE NEXT POSSIBLE MONTHS I HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO HAVE A NICE GIRL BESIDE ME

WIEBE GARBAGE

riot I'm being funny don't hate me, everyone is entitle to be themselves and hold their opinions

Jeanne fan clubSep 13, 20163 votes

UNPATRIOTIC TRASH, GIT OUT OF OUR FUCKIN COUNTRY !!!IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!!! CUZ AT LEAST I KNO IM FREE!!!!!!11111 WHATS WRONG WITH BEING XENOPHOBIC? DONT YOU SEE WHAT ALIENS DO TO EARTH IN THE MOVIES? I DONT WANT NO XENOMORPHS WALKING AROUND AND EATIN PEOPLE. TRUMP 2K16 BUILD THE WALL!!!!!!!!

AHRI IS THE PUREST WAIFU, MUCH MORE PURE THAN UR MUM. WHY WOULD I NEED TO FIND A NICE GRILL? THE ONLY GRILL I NEED IN MY LYFE IS GEORGE FOREMAN.

!xX[((( NO WAIFU, NO LAIFU )))]Xx!

http://i.imgur.com/AdKdjie.jpg

#NoLivesMatter

Riot I'm joking too

The AqualiousSep 13, 20162 votes

YEAH WELL WATCH STAR TREK DIB SHIT, YOU SEE HOW GOOD ALIENS ARE YOU FOOLISH MAN!!!!!

YOU WANT A BUILD A WALL YOU SHOULD JUST PLAY TALIYAH INSTEAD, AND WHY WOULD A FREE COUNTRY NEED GIANT WALLS ANYWAY, THE ONLY OTHER COUNTRIES TO DO THAT WERE COMMIES, YOU'RE STEALING FROM THE SOVIET PLAY BOOK AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CAPITALIST, YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN GO ALONG AND THINK YOUR FREE ALL YOU DUCKING WANT, I WALK INTO A HOSPITAL, I DON'T WALK OUT WITH A BILL THAT'S MORE THAN A HOUSE OR CAR!!!! FREE MEDICARE BITCHES!!!!!

AND HOW THE HELL IS SOME FURRY THAT SLEEPS AROUND PURE, THIS IS BESTIALLITY AND LIKELY TO GET YOU AN STD, AND THOSE DRUGS COST 500 FUXKING DOLLARS A PILL FOR FICK SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRICKEN WEEB, GO BACK TO YOUR TENTACLE MANGA AND YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENT!!!!!!

Riot... Humour