FUCKING PUNS

THESE PUNS ARE GONNA BE SO CHEESEY YOUR GONNA TWITCH

I DONT JANNA JOKE AROUND HERE

BUT YI NEED TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM

READY? GALIO! ( tally-ho....? i guess )

I SAW 8 BIG CARS ON THE HIGHWAY YOU COULD SAY I SAW AATROX ( fucking kill me )

QUINN SOMEONE MAKE ME STOP

SONA-T MUCH HAPPENED TODAY

URGOT-A BE KIDDING ME

I LIKE WAFFLES SO EKKO MY EGGO ( :| context where are you )

IM SO S-AHRI

RIVEN MY PARENTS DONT LOVE ME ( even? idk it kinda rymes... i think )

IF YOU WERE TO ASK WHY I DO THIS ID SAY... VEL... KOZ

ELISE-T I HAVE LEAGUE

FUCKING RAMM-U-STEEL ROD UP MY ASS THIS IS SO BAD

I THOUGT THIS WAS GONNA BE OVER IN A FLASH

THINGS LIKE THIS ARE GOING TO HAUNT ME LIKE A GHOST

GOD PLEASE JUST FUCKING SMITE ME

I WAS LOOKING FOR A FRIEND, I SAW HIM AND SAID, DARIUS! ( there he is?... i feel like i need to explain these )

ANNIE-THING IS BETTER THAN THIS LIST WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

IM STARTING TO DRAW A (le) BLANC

IVE GOTTA STOP BE-IV I GO TO FAR

I GAREN-TEE THAT YOU ARE PARTIALY DEAD IF YOU READ ALL THESE

... SION-ARA FUCKERS