MORE FUCKING PUNS

THIS LIST OF BAD PUNS IS DEDICATED TO ApollyonBainer WHO WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED MORE PUNS

I NEVER REALLY POSTED MUCH BEFORE THIS AND NOW THAT I AM I FEEL LIKE IM BEHIND ENEMY LINES

I PUT A POLL ON MY LAST LIST AND ATM IT HAS 14 YES's ONE "DO I NEED TO DIE" , MAYBE I SHOULD THERES GLORY IN DEATH

THIS IS REALLY GIVING ME AN ADRENALIN RUSH

BUT THEYRE FUCKING PUNS, I CAN FEEL AGONY'S EMBRACE

MAYBE ILL BE CHARGED WITH ASSAULT AND BATTERY OF YOUR BRAINS

IM SURE THIS IS MAKING SOME OF YOU GUY"S BLOOD BOIL

I REALLY TRY TO DO THIS WITH A LOT OF BRAVADO

IF MY FRIENDS WERE HERE I WOULD GET HIT BY A LOT OF BRUTAL STRIKES

IF I KEEP THIS UP IM GONNA BURN OUT

I THINK IVE GATHERED A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE

PEOPLE LIKE ME SHOULD BE PROMISED CERTAIN DEATH

I WONDER IF THIS IS PART OF MY CHARM

IVE REALLY CONDEMNED MYSELF TO A DEATH SENTENCE

THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD DOUBLE UP

THIS IS CONSUMING MY SOUL

WHEN IT COMES TO PUNS I HAVE NO CONTEMPT FOR THE WEAK

I THINK IM A MENTAL CRIPPLE

SOON ILL BE PUSHING UP DAISIES

SURELY IVE DAZZLED SOME OF YOU

WHEN IT COMES TO PUNS I REALLY DECIMATE THE COMPETITION

THIS IS SURE TO CAUSE A LOT OF DESPAIR

BUT I THINK ITS MY DESTINY

I DREAD ALL THE COMMENTS AND HATE

WHEN I MAKE PUNS I FEEL REALLY EMPOWERED

ITS ALMOST LIKE ITS FATES CALL

IT TAKES A LOT OF FORCE OF WILL

IM TAKING THIS AS A GRAND CHALLENGE

SOMETIMES IF I MAKE TO MANY PUNS I BEGIN TO HALLUCINATE

TAKE THIS AS A HARSH LESSON

IM LIKE THE IRON MAN NOBODY LOVES ME IM JUST DOING MY JOB

MAKING PUN LISTS LIKE THIS IS KINDA LIKE A LEAP OF FAITH

NO ONE CAN MIMIC ME

ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE LINE

WELL THATS IT, IF I COULD CALL MYSELF OUT FOR A CURTAIN CALL I WOULD

(the first one http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/soulgUkL-fucking-puns )