How to Win at The Boards. Pt 2

About six months ago, I made a guide at how to be successful on these boards. Looking back on it, I realize that it is mostly outdated.

I want you to feel validated by strangers on the internet, so we have a second part.

1a. Using the new BE system, level up once or twice.

1b. Get a lower than average amount of BE from your champion shards.

1c. Go to the Boards and complain that Riot should go back to the way things were. Back when you weren't forced to try new things.

1d. Enjoy your fame as a quality shitposter.

I know this isn't the path for everybody, so I have included some other ideas.

2a. Get stomped by and ADC/Assassin/tank/anyone who can utilize ad.

2b. Put on your thinking cap and try to think of all the reasons this particular champion is good and how itemization for them is too efficient.

2c. Totally ignoring the weak parts of a champion, complain to the boards about it. You get double points if you manage to say that damage creep is too high or that mage itemization is bad.

2d. Profit.

Above is the formula for any number of rageposts.

Here is a modified version for Runes.

3a. Play a game with a rune.

3b. Stomp or be stomped, it doesn't matter.

3c. Forget that this is preseason and that everything is up in the air.

3d. Make a post about how rune a/b needs to be buffed/nerfed depending on whether you won/lost.

For added spiciness, you could become a GDer.

Not sure why you would, but I suppose, if you had a morbid curiosity or something.

Here's how you win there.

4a. Make a waifu thread.

4b. That's all.

4c. Why? You expected more?

I think that's all for now.

Go and claim the fame you deserve.

[katarina-love]