How to win at the Boards

Angrychickén·5/13/2017, 9:01:02 PM·62 votes·1,653 views

To win at the Boards you must follow these simple steps.

1a. Become a one trick of an unpopular champ

1b. Amass over 100k mastery points on said champion.

1c. Pay off Riot to make a rework that makes the champion even more unpopular than they already were.

1d. Go to the boards and complain about how your champion is underserved and needs a real re-work.

1e. Swim in you upvotes.

If this doesn't work, try this.

2a. Make a post in Gameplay with this format:

Title: Unpopular Opinion but...

Content: This is up to you, but make sure it is in fact a popular opinion and it goes with the circle jerk of the month. And what ever you do; make sure it has no suggestions on how to fix any of it; besides from ranting about how x champ should be gutted.

2b. Mercilessly downvote any comments that display common sense.

2c. Enjoy your status as a god of the Gameplay boards.

If you find yourself at step three: you really are desperate.

3a. Find quality memes on the internet and steal them

3b. Post them on the Boards.

3c. Profit.

There you go, all set to win at Life. During your presidential inaugural speech, be sure to mention me.

Farewell my babies.

[slayer-jinx-catface]

38 Comments

Heretic Lunari5/13/2017, 9:26:47 PM19 votes

1d. Go to the boards and complain about how your champion is underserved and needs a real re-work.

As a Diana main, I don't understand how Diana doesn't insta-win vs any champion since she's a semi-godess.

Rito pls buff her

Milla Jovovich5/13/2017, 9:06:37 PM10 votes

GG You broke the boards.Spot on dude.Not even kidding.

Melledoneus5/14/2017, 2:23:54 AM4 votes

You miserable reprobate. Typical that simpletons like you would dismiss my affection for Shenpai as a façade to get more upvotes.

How dare you, good sir. How dare you.

Need Gold 4 Tent5/14/2017, 12:23:11 PM4 votes

Nerf Yasuo. Am I doing it right?

winteriscoming975/13/2017, 9:59:21 PM4 votes

I have a bonus for step 2!

Mention you are a main of said champ and that evey YOU agree that X is Y.

Profit

GULAG 4 U5/14/2017, 12:46:58 PM3 votes

Where is the 'Complain About Yasuo' step?

Wadud925/14/2017, 11:59:59 AM2 votes
  1. Make a "Yasuo is op" thread
Who is Taliyah5/14/2017, 2:55:08 PM2 votes

But that would mean I'm popular.

Btw, Taliyah's worked ground needs an indicator that shows when it disappears.

Majki5/14/2017, 8:56:49 AM2 votes

Give me said upvotes.

@Abzan Lord

GigaPube5/14/2017, 6:24:35 PM1 votes

or just make lots of other accounts, upvote yourself, downvote anyone who disagrees with you. make a discord server and get recognizable posters to upvote and back you up. comment on your own posts with these other accounts until you're exposed, then just use that one for voting, make another one to use for commenting in agreement with you

Sexualsaurus5/14/2017, 6:53:19 PM1 votes

1a. Become a one trick of an unpopular champ

1b. Amass over 100k mastery points on said champion.

Instructions weren't clear enough, I did that and now people think i'm the Anti-christ Quinn

Troll for Trump5/14/2017, 6:59:12 PM1 votes

"Gameplay posters hate him! Find out one secret trick to farm upvotes!"

the weeaboo5/14/2017, 8:52:11 PM1 votes

@maliciousmetal

JRobin315/14/2017, 9:20:05 PM1 votes

Somebody... Nominate this guy for President

TimX24968B5/14/2017, 6:03:31 AM1 votes

how to get easy upvotes on the boards:

say anything negative about Tryndamere

manbearswine5/15/2017, 1:14:26 AM1 votes

Or just bash yasuo.

Isn't that the simplest and one of the more consistent ways of getting upvoted?

Decrit5/14/2017, 9:18:25 AM1 votes

Also post with a 3-day cadence in many different boards with kilometers long threads without worry to repeat yourself.

MM docet

LordGeovanni5/14/2017, 3:37:39 AM1 votes

Wrong. Title - Now im not sayin X champion is op or need nerfs. Content - Repeat title but we should discuss this. List every reason why X champion is op and needs nerfs with out saying so.

Farm upvotes from those who read and those who agree while completely missing the Circlejerk Knights hit 100 and rest of upvotes come by virtue of passing 100.

EvilUnicornLord5/14/2017, 1:10:26 PM1 votes

You forgot the part about rickroll.