Weirdest thing you've heard someone say in League

Icestar1186·6/4/2015, 1:09:44 AM·1 votes·773 views

It can be from in game, it can be from the Boards, it can be anything as long as it's related to League.

Here's mine: "I couldn't CS because I wasn't lagging enough." From somewhere on this page.

11 Comments

2000boxes6/4/2015, 2:42:04 AM6 votes

lvl 1 skirmish before minions spawn Nidalee : Omg yasuo! Stop playing that op champ that windwall is soooo broken Yasuo (me): umm I leveled my e first Nidalee : Then explain to me why I can't hit you with a spear Yasuo : ...

AlphaKappaPika6/4/2015, 2:50:30 AM5 votes

Teemo IM TIRED OF BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST JUST BECAUSE I SEXUALLY CLASSIFY AS A SHROOM

Spuzzmocker6/4/2015, 6:46:42 AM3 votes

Heimerdinger :"when they say my name, i hope they remember me as more than just the beast that let the serpent into the garden".

Guy last picks heim top in draft norms and says this right before loading screen. Proceeded to carry the entire team to a 20 victory through surrender. I've been afraid and creeped out by every heimerdinger ever since.

SexyTaylorSwift6/4/2015, 1:12:45 AM2 votes

To be fair, it took me a while to adjust my csing when rito lowered my ping. I was used to csing with 140 ping, now it is 88. You always hit them late lol.

Hellpyre6/4/2015, 1:16:11 AM2 votes

I once saw someone flash tibbers with Annie, and then start dancing while typing out the lyrics to "Maniac". Apparently it was an elaborate pun on Flashdance. No one got it until they explained.

Spizzle90006/4/2015, 1:22:36 AM2 votes

I was told that Zed is OP and doesn't require any thought.

-Waits for the salty keyboard warriors to flock and rant about how Zed is OP and requires no skill-

Drackolus6/7/2015, 5:15:55 PM1 votes

Pantheon "BUSH N%&$#@!" I was with 4 of my friends and we just waited in a bush and the ENTIRE enemy team walked into us and we killed them. This was Pantheon's response.

EDIT: no, he didn't censor it like I did.

Poofefer6/4/2015, 6:11:13 PM1 votes

my friend and i were in an aram and were talking to this guy, and we just started saying this phrase and it has been an inside joke ever since: "AIN'T NO FUCK HWAT"

Voidmaster Fox6/6/2015, 5:13:51 AM1 votes

"WARD IN BASE FOR DINOSHROOM" me: "What?" "MY DINOSAUR IS SHROOOOOOO" me: "ooook"

bandgeek056/4/2015, 1:11:06 AM1 votes

I had a morgana told me i was baited like a baiter..... whatever that means