Why can't a potato play league of legends?

Why can't Xerath play music in church?

Because he's got no organs!

Because no one will peel for it..... yeah..

I also would have accepted that it was too hot to carry.

the bananas don't find this appealing.

Phreak is that you?

I was enjoying my day until I came here.....

Potatoes are yummy... mmmmm

lilypichu made that joke :^)

Oh i thought it was gonna be because it keeps feeding people XD

I main ADC and I can confirm this statement is true.

I feel ashamed

Would you like fries with that?

My guess was because potatoes have quality control standards. And League doesn't.

LILY PLEASE!

At least they have good map awareness with all those eyes it has.

And if you think a potato has it bad in League of Legends, think of the horrors that onions have.

Is that Diana's newest joke? its as.......interesting as her other ones.

lol

as a independent potato i feel offended by this.

Why did the toaster die? Because it's toast!