a championi ability you want irl

ult

karthus ult so everyone in world die

Either Twisted Fate's ult (I could travel to anywhere in the world) or Soraka's ult (heal everyone in the world)

's E. Flashy and gets me places.

Ekko's Chronobreak. I tend to mess up every now and then, would be great to go back in time. <.>

's R Imagine the NBA offers

's Charm.

That way...

EVERY GIRL WILL HAVE TO LOVE ME!

MEHEHEHEHEH

E (magical journey)

Never have to pay for gas again

runner up: W (Arise!)

Wish...

Sion or Pantheon ult. Because I love flashy travel abilities.

Or Sion's W. But that could go very badly.

I would definitely take Tahm's W.

If I cross the street but a friend misses the light, I can just wait for her, then eat her.

W

Having a companion fight with me and protect me would be awesome

Deceive.

Oh the mindfucks.

Never heard of anyone escaping a death mark have you?

Bards Magical journey Pantheon Ult (assuming I would survive) Nasus wither to troll ppl all day

Primordial Burst - I'm just going to casually nuke you out of existence, OK? OK.

ChronoBreak - I don't mean that bullshit where he blinks back to where he was 3 seconds ago and does damage, I want the actual ability that they showed in the trailer. I'll look like fucking Neo from The Matrix... when I get it right, that is. They won't remember those 20 times I fucked it up.

Dragon's Descent - Who doesn't think it would be cool to turn into a freaking dragon???

Can we just appreciate how cool it would be to just be Kennen in general?

Ambush - So, let me get this straight, you can sneak so well, that, in broad daylight, out in the open, no one can see you, and you can also use this ability to instantly disappear in a matter of seconds? Sight me up.

's w or passive I'd say. Hit something three times and I get a speed boast? Damn. Or if I'm mad enough Just show a clump of people what true eternal stillness is like. Yeah but the passive of me turning huge and monstrous could be pretty sweet.

Shunpo, cause I can be like,

SUPRISE.

Scare the crap outa people.

E.

I simply wave my hand, and destruction follows.

Bard Ultimate

Go through the woods looking for ants. Each kill nets me several solid gold and solid silver coins.

Judging by his passive's description, he gets anywhere from 1 to 6 gold coins by just rolling some dice (he just chooses to only do so when he kills a minion on the Rift). Naturally the dice are loaded.

No need to even find some ants to break the world open.

this is a tough one. but i'd be fine with any of these: passive, ult, Q, ult, ult

Kayle ult because invulnerability?

ult: so I can put people to dance