Gnar Puns — Show me what you got

RiotSweet·7/28/2014, 9:31:36 PM·37 votes·41,843 views

Like the title says, give me your best Gnar puns!

163 Comments

RiotRiot ShadowStorm7/28/2014, 9:51:01 PM55 votes

Definitely Gnart Blitzcrank

RiotPhreak7/28/2014, 10:03:05 PM47 votes

You guys are so ig-Gnar-ant of what makes a good pun...

Tamat7/28/2014, 9:39:40 PM27 votes

This thread reminds me of the Chronicles of Gnarnia.

Zerglinator7/28/2014, 9:45:20 PM18 votes

Gnar's no yordle, he's a prehistordle! If you barely get away from him, you make a Gnarrow escape! If you use him in All For One, you form a Gnarmy! If he keeps falling asleep, he's Gnarcoleptic! If he builds AD, you've got to build Gnarmor! If he builds AP, his power is Gnarcane!

Pixillate7/28/2014, 9:43:30 PM18 votes

Prepare for RA-GNAR-OK.

Brydaro7/28/2014, 9:32:37 PM6 votes

You don't really want this to happen. Gnar do I.

GildedCreed7/29/2014, 11:30:29 PM6 votes

The Chronicles of Gnarnia: The Leona, the Lissandra, and the sight ward.

Linna Excel7/28/2014, 9:52:50 PM6 votes

He's a Gnar if he facechecks that bush.

That champ should take up piracy as he's a real Gnar-do-well.

Phreak and other pun-lovers find this thread is quite Gnarly.

As they say, here today, gnar tomorrow.

That champ is a beast who Gnarly got me.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Gnar. Gnar who? You're Gnar-t going to like the answer to that.

Knock-knock joke, check.

What do you call a Gnar in glasses? Give up yet? A Gnar-d

Bad joke, check.

I heard that MW is introducing a new beast of a light mech; they're calling it the Gnar mk VII.

Joke/pun referencing another franchise, check.

I heard there was a real problem in getting this champ finished for Riot. Yeah, his original gameplay and theme was too Gnaric for their liking.

Gameplay pun, check.

Do you know what the new tierlists everyone is going to do when Gnar comes out will be called? Oh please no... Yeap, the Gnar-ation X tierlists.

So, all I can say now is that we need Riot Penguin to make a Gwar Gnar skin. That's not a pun but a play on words. I give him a 50% chance of at least trying to pitch the idea.

Ironclad Dragon7/28/2014, 9:43:37 PM5 votes

Where's the guy who suggested Gnaruto?

Flintfall7/28/2014, 9:38:03 PM5 votes

Rito orignally made him a Gnarwhal, but decided against it.

When he was in school, Gnomenclature was the hardest subject. Lunch was the easiest though, Gnoming on a fresh yordle sandwich.

He Gnever gives up,

and my puns suck

Ironclad Dragon7/28/2014, 9:58:49 PM5 votes

http://www.spwned.net/pics/godzilla4.gif

Ignarant fools! I WILL REIGN SUPREME.

Ironclad Dragon7/28/2014, 9:50:04 PM4 votes
Brydaro7/28/2014, 9:39:53 PM4 votes

He's come from Gnarnia

Luner Hunter7/29/2014, 7:33:36 AM3 votes

gnarwhalls?

Sir ArmaMalum7/28/2014, 9:39:31 PM3 votes

Puns from near and Gnar will gather here today.

Prepare yourselves, there will be puns, there will be memes, there will be.....

total a-gnar-ilation

Seratina7/30/2014, 3:33:44 AM3 votes

Braum Braum Braum Braum Braum Braum A collection of so many puns This place is gnart a bummer With gnar a place to have more funs a lovely chat for summer Braum Braum Braum Braum Braum Braum

Brydaro7/28/2014, 10:01:26 PM2 votes

Egnarf's enough, I arbitrarily claim victory. It was a gnard-fought battle though.