as an adc main

I as an adc main:

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• I promise to be toxic every game

• I will always believe its my team's fault

• I will always flame my support if they make a mistake

• Always go for a 1v5 whenever possible

• Tell the enemy team they're bad

• Pledge to make posts about yasuo on boards and/or reddit

• Promise I'm in challenger and a smurfing

• Splitpush bot all game

• Flame my team mates if the enemy picks Vayne after I ask for FP Vayne

• If I lose, (not possible) it's the supports fault

• Cosplay as the front line tank

• "Open mid" if bot lane gets killed

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