A True Story About Preseason*

So I'm just chilling on the league home page when I see a new page to click on (very interesting).

"preseason changes?" I inquire. "I wonder what splendid changes the good people at Rito are planning to add?" And what would you know I just sit there looking at all the cool changes. "Wowie a huge marksmen update, Tp cooldown changed and mana pots removed; This Preseason is sure to be Interesting."

Eventually I make my way to the new items, that's when I am hit with a sudden smack from what I see. I call out to one of my oldest friends; "doctor you have to see this!" :"Mundo is curious" I show him the news. Executioner's calling: Unique passive, physical damage inflicts grievous wounds on enemy champions for three seconds. "I don't think you have much time left to live doctor" I say trying to hold back my s. : "Mundo can't be killed, Mundo too Strong. "don't be a fool Mundo! you can't fight it, just, please let us enjoy these last few moments together." : "But...but Mundo goes where he pleases". "it seems not anymore my friend" I say s rolling down my face.

From there we stared off into the sunset for the one of our last times together, awaiting for the preseason to take him from me.

*not actually a true story