bronze things people say....

2yftLP0KQC·10/31/2014, 1:44:15 PM·2 votes·892 views

noob: we need someone tanky top me: (i picked ryze) noob: wtf?! ryze sucks top. omg u noob.
me: well, it was between alistar and ryze, but i feel more confident playing ryze noob: omg alistar woulda been worse! ryze and alistar do not belong in top lane.

i was literally speechless when i read that, i think i even lost a few IQ points. overall i thought was pretty funny, this guy was giving me a hard time because according to him "i didn't know how to pick a proper top lane champ".

11 Comments

UncensoredAngel10/31/2014, 1:57:32 PM1 votes

NOOB

jk XD

tau4310/31/2014, 5:41:48 PM1 votes

Them: "OMG, why are you playing Cho' Gath top. He sucks!"

Me: "Wait for the late game, and say that again."

Them: "Cho doesn't scale into the late game."

Junkο10/31/2014, 6:24:54 PM1 votes

everything my teamates say, the fact that i keep getting matched with gold+ players doesn't make it any less worse

Maximum Zilean10/31/2014, 11:03:51 PM1 votes

I should be in gold, but my noob teamates are why i'm stuck in bronze.

(meanwhile, he has over 200 ranked games, and only a 5% winrate, and terrible KDA)

Flyntloch10/31/2014, 11:40:46 PM1 votes

Coming from a Bronzie perspective, by god you want to punch some of the kids there, for example

Enemy (Blank: Good Job

Ally 1 (: Omg u sux stup plying rnked

Me: You know your being a ass right?

Ally 1(: Nuh uh! I'm reporting u 4 calling me that!

Me: Ok... And what about you messing with the enemy?

Ally 1(: He Strted itt!

(Note, All in ALL chat)


Me: 5/1/15 (Random numbers) As Ahri

Enemy Troll: 1/5/0 First kill on me as Vel'Koz

Enemy: OMG U SUCK

Me: And the other 5 times?

Enemy: Thats cause your using a cheap champ

Me: Yeah, a champion... that has better range, more DPS output than you, and counter you.

Enemy: No It doesnt!


Stuff like that

Grimspeake10/31/2014, 11:48:30 PM1 votes

the most common one I get from laners 'I died why don't u help me, my jungle is so bad he never ganks' within first 10 minutes of game and I have 2 other lanes streamrolling because negative nancy pushes their lane to tower nonstop. yeah cuz im gonna bait a double kill when I tower dive them. u can feed on your own, we'll carry you.

Luna Loves Lulu11/1/2014, 8:15:16 PM1 votes

After being impeccably bossy and overall toxic to the lane (really the party) that is 6/0 stompng the enemy; me: "You're being toxic, and it's not helping. And you complain about the slightest mistake that the enemy apparently didn't even notice." them: "Yeah, I'm a dick, I know."

a friend of mine, bronze I, has been toxic every game we played and is every stereotype of a bronze player imaginable - in blind pick; "_ or I feed" gets role feeds anyway complains to team

adc: tbh you suck and we're carrying you shut up me: He can't help it, he's bronze. him: I'm only bronze because troll!! me: you're bronze because you're toxic. him: I'm only toxic because I'm mad!! me: You're always toxic. Every single game. him: Because I'm mad! me: EVERY GAME I PLAY WITH YOU him: I'm toxic? top lane, also plays with him regularly: sorta, yeah.

On the bright side, he's been nice and patient ever since. I guess we put him in his place, lol.

My favorite thing that happens in when every lane won except one, and he continuously tries to surrender just because he sucked. Even when the rest of us are seriously curb-stomping them.

CrimsonRakan11/1/2014, 9:01:40 PM1 votes

Would like to see a few more examples before seeing this again.

ThatWerido11/2/2014, 3:51:19 PM1 votes

"wtf i ulted you why can you still move" -Warwick/Malzahar to Gangplank

Thats Frosty11/3/2014, 8:18:54 PM1 votes

Their top laner goes mia FIRST BLOOD! Mid: MIA? Top: Not my fault you arent watching your map Mid: Hellen Keller called, she wants her map awareness back