After being impeccably bossy and overall toxic to the lane (really the party) that is 6/0 stompng the enemy;
me: "You're being toxic, and it's not helping. And you complain about the slightest mistake that the enemy apparently didn't even notice."
them: "Yeah, I'm a dick, I know."
a friend of mine, bronze I, has been toxic every game we played and is every stereotype of a bronze player imaginable - in blind pick;
"_ or I feed" gets role feeds anyway complains to team
adc: tbh you suck and we're carrying you shut up
me: He can't help it, he's bronze.
him: I'm only bronze because troll!!
me: you're bronze because you're toxic.
him: I'm only toxic because I'm mad!!
me: You're always toxic. Every single game.
him: Because I'm mad!
me: EVERY GAME I PLAY WITH YOU
him: I'm toxic?
top lane, also plays with him regularly: sorta, yeah.
On the bright side, he's been nice and patient ever since. I guess we put him in his place, lol.
My favorite thing that happens in when every lane won except one, and he continuously tries to surrender just because he sucked. Even when the rest of us are seriously curb-stomping them.