Make a champion 100% useless in 5 words or less.
Spirit Visage deleted from game.
Spirit Visage deleted from game.

Friendly Fire enabled.

No change needed.
liek if u cry evertim
Remove DFG from the game.
Oh wait...

Tier 2 towers shield champions.
...Wait.
Wait another 4 patches.
Where's guy that did Sona?
I can 1up that

a capella
DFG deleted from the game.
"Every new champion gets mobility"
I just destroyed like 60 champions. Your move.
Zhonyas cancels spells.

World Peace.
Minions are immune to abilities.
Minions are immune to abilities.
more like insert every non AD champ since that's hardly a nasus only thing.
power outage
kitchen's closed
monsoon season
last call for alcohol
time for choir
pottery class
have a bible with you
Stealth wards give true sight



Oranges won't make you K

YOU WILL NEVER BE BAKER!
Turrets die when he does.
Loses half stacks on death.
Beginning ultimate visible to enemies
Targeted abilities hit troll-pole
E tosses enemies forward

Therapy solved his anger problem.
part of same therapy

Champions can become dizzy
Ahri got laid

Flash removed from the game.
The champions cant move.
Now they all are useless
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The champions cant move.
Now they all are useless
Actually that might be a buff to Jinx and Ezreal as they would now be one of the few people who can push lanes and get gold
Actually that might be a buff to Jinx and Ezreal as they would now be one of the few people who can push lanes and get gold
They cant reach lvl 6 if they stay in base all the game. And The ult of Jinx only impacts on champs...
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They cant reach lvl 6 if they stay in base all the game. And The ult of Jinx only impacts on champs...
Lol, how could I have not thought about that. I'm gonna have to downvote myself.
E doesn't proc Q kappa
Turn off shadows
Uses ma- no he'd be fine...
Passive re- no he'd sill work...
Scales with A- no that could still work...
I got nothing.

All Aa's miss since blind......
Eternal solar eclipse.
Moon destroyed.
Ult is no longer global 
has to hatch first...
Taric removed from the game.
Quicksilver sash removed from game
spellvamp removed.
is now a vegetarian
That still makes him the bane of
and
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charm doesn't amp damage, oh wait thats already happened.
Dat 58% win rate tho
Thats because they take out something good from ahri, and then throw numbers at her until she is viable again.
Ahri's 5.2 TL;DR can be summed up as following: "Charm +%DMG is removed, but now she is viable as opposed to being viable before."