Make a champion 100% useless in 5 words or less.

Friendly Fire enabled.

No change needed.

Remove DFG from the game.

Oh wait...

Wait another 4 patches.

DFG deleted from the game.

"Every new champion gets mobility"

I just destroyed like 60 champions. Your move.

Zhonyas cancels spells.

World Peace.

Minions are immune to abilities.

Uses mana.

power outage kitchen's closed monsoon season last call for alcohol time for choir pottery class

have a bible with you

Oranges won't make you K

Stealth wards give true sight

Turrets die when he does.

Loses half stacks on death.

Beginning ultimate visible to enemies

Targeted abilities hit troll-pole

E tosses enemies forward

Therapy solved his anger problem.

Champions can become dizzy

Flash removed from the game.

Ahri got laid

The champions cant move.

Now they all are useless

E doesn't proc Q kappa

Turn off shadows

Uses ma- no he'd be fine... Passive re- no he'd sill work... Scales with A- no that could still work...

I got nothing.

Eternal solar eclipse.

Moon destroyed.

Ult is no longer global

has to hatch first...

Taric removed from the game.

Quicksilver sash removed from game

spellvamp removed.

is now a vegetarian

charm doesn't amp damage, oh wait thats already happened.