and all 3 lanes die early, then all whine at you for not being able to reverse time and clone yourself at level 2, pulling plays out of your arse and pentakilling the enemy http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UJBkpoEG--/hojkokfijt0ujov9lobq.gif
"no, I will not gank you."
"Why not, were under the tower."
"THAT'S NOT YOUR TOWER!!"
Lane not going your way? Insult one or more of the following attributes of a teammate:
-Gender -Sexual proclivity -Mental capacity -Physical capacity -Reproductive organs
Works so well to bring your team together.
/s
Being a jungler on a bad team is sort of like being the only sober person in a group of drunks.
Viktor please stop feeding Rengar or i wont be able to gank you
WTF YOU GARBAGE JUNGLER. REFUND ALL OF YOUR JUNGLE CHAMPIONS, UNINSTALL, THEN SELL YOUR COMPUTER.
: /ALL Report this jungler doesnt gank top, unlike your good jg.
: /all uhhh... you're 0/4, 13 cs 10 minutes in, clearly losing lane, never ward, admitted in all chat warding is for pussies, and still continue to push your lane. you pretty much have a giant "kill me" sticker on your head.
Jungle life, yo. that wasnt even me jungling, but with that response I honored.
Before the match starts
Riven if you want me to gank top, you're going to have to freeze lane or else i cant help you
It's a nasus, what are you so afraid of.
You pushing into his tower leaving yourself open to ganks and him safely farming, which is like every nasus player's wet dream
10 mins riven is 0/5 and cursing out her team and the enemy team
Fukin NOOB NASUS CAN'T TAKE ME ON HIMSELF ROFLMAO! GG THIS SHIT VOLI JUNGLE NEVER GANKS
You push into his tower and never ward, i came to your lane 5 mins ago and almost gave nasus a double. Now he's at 250 stacks before 20 mins and you have yourself to blame
(ALL CHAT) REPORT THIS NOOB VOLIBEAR THIS PIECE OF SHIT JUNGLER WHO CAN'T GANK TOP GG NOOBS IM DONE
A summoner has disconnected
we're reporting her, right?
YEP!
Its hilarious when laners do everything in their power to give the enemy jungler an easy ride, and then complain when I lose the jungle.
stupid jungler gank me already
already came twice... you chased like an idiot and died under tower both times even though you had no chance of catching him
(gets bullied out of lane for the 4th time in 5 minutes)
sigh ok time to go 1v1 mid again so he doesn't get even more out of control
WHY IS SHACO DOWN HERE AGAIN???
look at the other lanes, where else would he go...?
[All] gg useless jungler
you're*
(This is from an actual game i played as jungle shyvana)
tower dives top at level 3 and we get a kill and escape without dying gj
gj Shyv
15 minutes later
/all Wtf this shyv is worst jungle ever, only farms and is camping top report please
That's because mid and bot lane are pushed under tower, i cant gank safely
OMG shyv we saw at the beginning of the game when you and mundo tower dived
Their toplane is tryndamere, and he has no hard cc. He also did not have his ult at that point in the game.
shyvana you assfag adcs have no cc why wont you gank bot?!
Because you're under tower, and they have a blitzcrank and a vayne, both with cc... tower diving right now is like saying "Kill me please". They aren't even at low health.
Shyv STFU go back to DOTA you retard
gets ganked by enemy vi
SHYV WTF NO HELP?! REPORTED! DUMBASS
You guys didnt even ward...
Warding is the jungle's job, fucking retard
https://38.media.tumblr.com/d22f477233a64893a6854f387a85576e/tumblr_n4ybvhYSoK1ttu5cno1_500.gif
Oddone: "I feel like mid laners and adcs have a special club where they jerk off to each other"
l2 play 
or 
jungle
get gud m8 gg no re
Clearing Red Buff after just finishing Krugs
Requests Assistance 10 times
Goes to gank at level 2 since Yasuo won't stop pinging, without a point Q
Dies in gank "Wtf Vi why didn't you Q"
"I didn't have Q yet..."
"Then why would you even gank, uninstall"
"/all report jungle, afk"
"..."
We went on to almost win that game without Yasuo.
Then he reconnected.
I think a lot of it is the inability for people to communicate their thoughts properly to eachother.
thats cuz people are bad and will blame someone who hs nothing to do with the issue.
#Its almost as if turret hugging isn't a tactic.
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and all 3 lanes die early, then all whine at you for not being able to reverse time and clone yourself at level 2, pulling plays out of your arse and pentaklling the enemy http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UJBkpoEG--/hojkokfijt0ujov9lobq.gif
That's me every time I play Diana or Yi jungle and people expect me to do lvl 2 ganks. About 2:30 into the game after I get Krug + Red Top lane (Has given up between 1-3 kills at this time): WTF, Yi, fucking gank you stupid shit! Me: Um, I'm level 2. I need 6 desperately. Top lane: /all Report Yi, refusing to gank. Mid lane: /all Lol, report this garbage top lane Me: /all Here we go again... 30 minutes into the game and 150 more lines of the pissing competition between top & mid later Top lane (Is 0/20/3): /all This fucking Yi, so garbage (I'm almost always 15-3-ish at this time) Mid lane: /all Keyboard warrior's been at it all game, report this retard plz Enemy top (Is 15/0/12): /all Honoring top for feeding me. :P Top lane: /all Garbage Yi, won't even try to gank, reported Me (Done taking shit all game): You know what? I've got an idea: YOU put yourself in my shoes with a fucking retarded top lane bitching in your ear all fucking game like a little spoiled brat, which is how I picture you, telling you "FUCKING CAMP TOP RETARD" every 30 seconds and yelling "OMG KILL YOURSELF RETARD" every time they die! HOW DOES THAT SOUND YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCK?! Top lane: ... So when can you gank? Me: FUCK THAT SHIT Goes to farm the rest of the game, letting the loss happen cause tired of bullshit
Yeah, that's pretty much most of my games when I pick Diana or Yi. Needless to say, when I'm off getting huge while THEIR top lane is getting huge too, I get REALLY pissy after hearing so much bitching in one game.
Tl;Dr: I'm NOT going to gank your lane if you keep spamming at me to do it. I'll just go get a non-bitching lane fed. If that can't happen, I'll just farm for the rest of the game. So don't spam-bitch if you value your ganks :)
As jungler, sometimes you feel like
http://secretlaboratory.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Predator_Dark.jpg
Then when you don't jungle your jungler seems like
Of course, you're like
http://download.gamespotcdn.net/d4/user_images/2611/gifninja2_2.gif
So you jungle to feel like this again
http://www.liveforfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/predator-alien.jpg
Then all your lanes feed
Every time I play Naut jungle it's either... A) I get two ganks off at level 4, force some flashes at worst, and I snowball the carries immediately into the mid game B) All lanes are somehow lost before I finish clearing Red
I'd love for some in-between here and there, but nah. Gotta take that Outer Turret 5 minutes into the game!
The problem isn't that you aren't in every lane. The problem is that you aren't in any lane doing anything.
Report our noob jungle he refuses to gank
A SUMMONER HAS RECONNECTED
Reverse... Time... Clone... Sounds like todays episode of the flash lel
