When your jungler ganks top and the enemy laner says "Need two to kill me scrub"

ThatAutofillSupp·Jul 17, 2015·78 votes·4,412 views

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48 Comments

WeFlyNoLieJul 17, 201533 votes

My response is always...

"But you still died..."

The LexerJul 17, 20159 votes

Thats a good one. Mine is "It's called teamwork. Learn it"

2Become dustJul 18, 20151 votes

IKR xD so retarded to even say something like that in the first place

LoborosJul 20, 20151 votes

Every game! It is a 5v5 correct? Not a 1v1.

junglerboy16Jul 18, 20156 votes

That or "well I can solo you next time with this kill gold if it makes you feel any better."

TheTyeGuyJul 18, 20157 votes

I'm partial to "Git gud." That usually tips the tilt-o-meter a few notches.

NipplahJul 18, 20153 votes

I leave the classic. "use that trinket :^)"

T RexHasTinyArmsJul 18, 20151 votes

I play heimer and am always pushed so usually have been ganked (and survived or killed at least one of them) by the time my jg comes top. If anyone ever says this the best "put them on tilt response" is usually "yeah, and look what happened when you tried :P takes 2 to not kill me."

RyvakuJul 17, 201520 votes

And I camp that very lane because one tilted teammate on the enemy team is great. <3

ThatAutofillSuppJul 17, 20158 votes

http://www.teamtsd.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dr-evil.gif

RyvakuJul 18, 20153 votes

I love this community. The GIFs are op. xD

SmokinSickStyleJul 18, 20152 votes

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I love this Boards community. The GIFs are op. xD

FTFY.

The in game one is well, it doesn't need explaining.

Ariel the CruelJul 17, 20151 votes

Metagame OP.

ShifuneJul 18, 20151 votes

Sky made a video with this topic in it. Camp the 1st lane that starts complaining because they have the highest chance of rage quitting. It's actually worked for me a few times.

IcyPepperJul 17, 201517 votes

one kill and an assist is more team gold than just a solo kill

Teamwork, bitches.

EndlessSorcererJul 17, 20155 votes

Enemy starts complaining about being ganked in all-chat?

Kill him on his way back into lane.

Hard PenetratorJul 18, 20152 votes

Or even better, kill him between turrets. That is some high quality tilting mechanic.

EndlessSorcererJul 18, 20152 votes

I probably could have worded that better.

That is actually what I meant.

Maximum ZileanJul 18, 20155 votes

If an enemy rages in all chat about me ganking them and getting a kill. You just signaled me to camp that lane. Cause I know if I gank enough, you will ragequit or demoralize their own team through his toxicity. Meaning free win.

I know this is a dirty tactic, but i've done it in ranked several times cause "Do anything to win!"

Hard PenetratorJul 18, 20152 votes

Considering you probably bully 12yo kiddo.

But hey, maybe getting humiliated in video game will be valuable lesson in his life.

I Main SwainJul 18, 20153 votes

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1111585/psych-out-dance-o.gif

NyáJul 18, 20153 votes

" You still dead tho right? "

Left Hook LarryJul 18, 20153 votes

I love when the they say this shit. It makes me come up there as soon as they come back for another kill

gaby1bestJul 18, 20151 votes

Yep. And after the 3rd gank most of them just lose it and go insane. Mind games ftw Teemo

ChaosThiefJul 17, 20152 votes

*insert "X is overpowered" joke here*

gaby1bestJul 18, 20151 votes

Elise is overpowered.

NeckoeJul 18, 20152 votes

I always just have my all chat off lol.

ShifuneJul 18, 20152 votes

Salty Laner: "Need two to kill me scrub." Me: "Did you die?" Salty Laner: "No shit I died." Me: "That's all that matters."

Celeste BenalJul 17, 20151 votes

You forgot the tears.

ArkenStormJul 17, 20151 votes

I always say "who cares? now i'm ahead and you're behind, easier for me to win :D"

AutoreactiveCD4Jul 17, 20151 votes

Whenever I see that as a mid laner I do my best to be a part of the next gank. Making the top laner rage quit is one of the most efficient ways to win games I find.

air tigerJul 17, 20151 votes

u cant 1 v 1 me bro cuz muh mechanicsss. +1 for thread AND gif

AnotherherolostJul 17, 20151 votes

Whenever someone says that to me I just agree that there clearly better and then compliment there map awareness and warding skills. 9/10 they'll come back into lane on tilt and feed me.

Big PopsJul 18, 20151 votes

My response is always: team game?

Silents429Jul 18, 20151 votes

Takes two to prevent your ass from running to the turret.

ShockforceJul 18, 20151 votes

Favorite GIF so far.

I GANK LANESJul 18, 20151 votes

Insert asian but did you die meme

OnanThaManJul 18, 20151 votes

Then i ask in all chat if our mid laner wants in too.

SeductiveGrandpaJul 18, 20151 votes

I'll usually just make a joke if I survive a gank instead of getting pissy in all-chat, whenever I do I seem to make the enemy team like me. Either that or someone mistakes what I said for sarcasm and then hates me for the rest of the game...

Wînter FoxJul 18, 20151 votes

"We'll bring the third next time"

gaby1bestJul 18, 20151 votes

When they say "1v2 noob come 1v1", I always say "it's 5v5".

Hypochondria9Jul 18, 20151 votes

You should say 1v1 at baron and then have your team hide and kill him when he shows up.

gaby1bestJul 18, 20151 votes

Or say 1v1 baron, wait for him to go and fck their team 4v5?

Toa of DeathJul 18, 20151 votes

One time someone said "haha it takes 3 to kill me" and I said "It's a team game" the enemy support replied "not during laning phase dumbass."

QarekeoJul 18, 20151 votes

If you're the jungler in this case it usually means you can easily get the tower if you gank multiple times. Some players don't take the larger game into consideration, which often translates to poor map vision and lack of counterplay.

I think this only happens in randoms and lower elos, but hey, you do what you gotta do to win.

SpecterVonBarenJul 19, 20151 votes

I only say shit like that if it took most of the enemy team to kill me. And this usually only happens if its to take down me and my ADC when I'm support or if I'm playing Nasus.