Your favorite champion just punched you in the face.
Why? And how screwed are you?
wouldn't even hurt, it would be a little annoying. But not painful in any way. As for why, probably because he knew it would happen.
Why? And how screwed are you?
wouldn't even hurt, it would be a little annoying. But not painful in any way. As for why, probably because he knew it would happen.
I'm dead.
I'm stunned
Me: "Hey, Alistar! Can you milk th-"
SLAMS INTO THE AIR AND HEADBUTTS INTO A WALL
Me: "Well...now..I..know...what..DBZ...characters...feel....like..."
Wait, which set of arms are punching me again?
Because this could either go quite well or extremely poorly.
He's so angry he'd probably punch me for no reason and not stop either. R.I.P
SPLINTER! LOTS OF SPLINTERS!!!
THE AGE OF MAN HAS COME TO AN END.
My head just hit the ceiling fan and I am dead.
rip my face :c
I am so dead. Probably told him he overcooked his bread or something.
Do you even have to ask? ;~;
he cant even reach my face
Actually made me feel better.
Oh please oh god no
Well, obviously the clone is hitting me in the face while the real one smacKS me in the back of the head for 20% extra damage.
Because I joined the dark side. Though Lux seems like the kind of person who slaps not punches.
I don't really know what'd happen.
Like being hit by a wet fish.
.
Not sure why though... perhaps I insulted her moonstone religion thing for being silly... or pointed out the rediclousness of a fish person having mammalian breasts.
And how screwed are you?
Depends, human form or Cougar form? 
pretty sure it was a slap. why? cause i dont play her as often as i should ;_;
She's angry because I play Sion and Darius sometimes. I'm pretty screwed, because she hates Noxus.
Probably cause I miss the cannon minion a lot with targons brace. Armored? knocked out.
Rip 
would do stuff she will like :3
because i accidentally made a mute joke
A little lower and a lot softer.
Just the type of crazy I like:
And Mass destruction everywhere is always a plus.
I say "I am Groot" to Maokai, and Malphite defends his friend. I get punched so hard that it smashes everything behind me.
Would this be a healing punch? I don't mind too much, to be fair.
I take 1000 damage from a critical hit and die instantly
Alternatively...
I gain a new pet meep