Your favorite champion just punched you in the face.
Why? And how screwed are you?
wouldn't even hurt, it would be a little annoying. But not painful in any way. As for why, probably because he knew it would happen.
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ZombeezyJeezy7 votes
I'm dead.
EndlessSorcerer2 votesMaybe she was nice enough to take off the gauntlets?
DrathTurtle3144 votesStill dead, but at least they can identify the corpse...
Kitty Darkstar5 votes
I'm stunned
SeductiveGrandpa4 votesMe: "Hey, Alistar! Can you milk th-"
SLAMS INTO THE AIR AND HEADBUTTS INTO A WALL
Me: "Well...now..I..know...what..DBZ...characters...feel....like..."
CardboardLaptop3 votes
He's so angry he'd probably punch me for no reason and not stop either. R.I.P
XeroKimo1 votesWRONG HE DIDN'T PUNCH YOU! HE KICKED YOU! THE ONE WHO PUNCHED YOU IS 
Sirsir3 votes
SPLINTER! LOTS OF SPLINTERS!!!
EndlessSorcerer3 votes
Wait, which set of arms are punching me again?
Because this could either go quite well or extremely poorly.
DrathTurtle3143 votes
THE AGE OF MAN HAS COME TO AN END.
My head just hit the ceiling fan and I am dead.
insaiyanbacca2 votes
rip my face :c
MrBuffington1 votesicwutudidthar
Shynkle2 votes
I am so dead. Probably told him he overcooked his bread or something.
Sinister Snail2 votes
Oh please oh god no
IcyPepper2 votes Do you even have to ask? ;~;
luckyroll7772 votes
he cant even reach my face
Drackolus2 votes
Actually made me feel better.
MrBuffington1 votesAnd how screwed are you?
Depends, human form or Cougar form? 
Scrambled Anivia1 votes
pretty sure it was a slap. why? cause i dont play her as often as i should ;_;
Icestar11861 votes
She's angry because I play Sion and Darius sometimes. I'm pretty screwed, because she hates Noxus.
Besteau1 votesProbably cause I miss the cannon minion a lot with targons brace. Armored? knocked out.
CorruptShadowsxx1 votesRip 
CorruptShadowsxx2 votesHe would probably forget to sheathe his blades then end up goring my face
v2l4Gz1bQu1 votes
would do stuff she will like :3
D10 Nesquik1 votes
because i accidentally made a mute joke
Pew Pew Lasers1 votes A little lower and a lot softer.
Davy Crockett1 votesJust the type of crazy I like: 
And Mass destruction everywhere is always a plus.
Aelvr1 votes
I say "I am Groot" to Maokai, and Malphite defends his friend. I get punched so hard that it smashes everything behind me.
Ikari Illusions1 votes Would this be a healing punch? I don't mind too much, to be fair.
Qarekeo1 votes
I take 1000 damage from a critical hit and die instantly
Alternatively...
I gain a new pet meep
Pæan1 votesWell, obviously the clone is hitting me in the face while the real one smacKS me in the back of the head for 20% extra damage.
Nagirah1 votes
Because I joined the dark side. Though Lux seems like the kind of person who slaps not punches.
buffetfood1 votes
I don't really know what'd happen.
Narvuntien1 votesLike being hit by a wet fish. 
.
Not sure why though... perhaps I insulted her moonstone religion thing for being silly... or pointed out the rediclousness of a fish person having mammalian breasts.
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