Downvote Farm
I'm done asking nicely for downvotes. My plan to extract the salt from the Memes and Games boards will not fail.
The concept of "fanshipping" truly is pathetic. The participants are merely imagining fictional characters in courtship simply because they cannot support a relationship of thier own. Additionally, never do they use thier own characters, so they're misusing what is not even thiers to begin with.
It's a sad act to look at, overall. Rather than making a contribution to the industrious machine of society, people spend days poring over text and pictures displaying unreal persons in cardboard settings partaking in romantic activities.
To those people, I must say: Stop being so useless and get up from your electronics to do some actual good in the world.
Now that's perfect. The post is set and the power of hatred will flood through those gates in the form of unbridled floods of downvotes. I will be all powerful and nothing will stand in my way with the dark magic of downvotes!