Game: Guess who the person is.

EvilUnicornLord·Nov 5, 2016·5 votes·1,787 views

http://i.imgur.com/ji6zYYf.png?noredirect

Credit goes to DireXCon for coming up with the idea. You guys are never gonna guess this one!

43 Comments

Kitty DarkstarNov 5, 20161 votes

You?

EvilUnicornLordNov 5, 20161 votes

Yes! How'd you know?

DraaaaaavéééééénNov 5, 20161 votes

Cringe=you. done, gift me soul reaver draven NOW

EvilUnicornLordNov 5, 20161 votes

Enjoy!

DireXconNov 5, 20161 votes

Did you really just gave him a draven skin?

EvilUnicornLordNov 5, 20162 votes

Yeah, if you click on the link, you head to Draven's Soul Reaver skin.

######~~No, I didn't gift him anything. I'm saving up for when Warmonger Sion goes on sale.~~

DraaaaaavéééééénNov 6, 20161 votes

{quoted}

Enjoy!

Thanks.

JayHog1992Nov 5, 20161 votes

The Poppy part guaranteed it was you, the "ships are canon" part threw me off a bit tough.

EvilUnicornLordNov 5, 20161 votes

It's true. I only support the ships with some canon backbone to it.

Example: http://i.imgur.com/JCZL1sT.jpg?noredirect

RaptorKarr's ship is dead to me, though. Obviously Shyvana would prefer Jarvan IV if anyone at all.

JayHog1992Nov 5, 20162 votes

I don't mind other shippings, sometimes I appreciate shippings like my friend's TeemoXLulu or Tarian's TristanaXRumble.

I try to be open minded to those ships even if they're not canon, as long as there's a reason to it and it's not something random like Riven X Zac.

EvilUnicornLordNov 5, 20161 votes

Well Tristana + Rumble does actually follow the lines of the lore, seeing how they're both friends, Rumble obviously likes Tristana, and she seems to like teasing him. Teemo and Lulu probably have never met, plus Lulu would probably view Teemo the same way her friend, Veigar, does since they're both outcasts and he's famous.

And I'd only ship Riven + Zac to annoy RaptorKarr. It's not canon at all, but it makes more sense than Shyvana and Riven, who would be enemies if they even knew eachother.

Also, why is shipping always [PERSON] X [PERSON]? Technically, it's addition, not multiplication.

Mad King HadesNov 5, 20161 votes

It is person x person, because the answer is a new number that cannot be made by addition.

EvilUnicornLordNov 5, 20161 votes

But utilizing a multiplication symbol would make no sense either, since the answer would always be 1.

Oh, I get it. "Cleave unto beloved and become one" kind of stuff. But I guess if the shipping is more casual than that, you would naturally use an addition symbol.

Mad King HadesNov 5, 20161 votes

But the addition symbol is way harder to press. Shift + = = +. While multiplication is just a normal x.

EvilUnicornLordNov 5, 20161 votes

But laziness is not an admirable trait.

######~~But who am I to talk?~~

Mad King HadesNov 5, 20161 votes

Depends on what you call lazy. I would rather see it as convenient since it doesn't really matter whether addition or multiplication.

JayHog1992Nov 5, 20161 votes

Hey, as long as Tristana is banging a yordle and not an outsider, I'm fine.

Heck, if anything, I could worship the "happy ending" version of the story where Tristana manages to convince both bachelors to be with her. Teemo gets laid and happy, Rumble gets laid and happy, Tristana gets all the threesomes she wants and super happy. Everyone wins.

EvilUnicornLordNov 5, 20161 votes

Being promiscuous gets you STDs so I don't think that's a happy ending.

Also, it's a lot more charming of a ship when it's not wholly sex-oriented. This is a Teen rated game, after all. But I guess I'm just too classic for this era. :P

JayHog1992Nov 5, 20161 votes

Never said they wouldn't use protection.

But sex aside, sometime sex helps with romance and other way around. Like Yin and Yang.

EvilUnicornLordNov 5, 20161 votes

I guess I'm just a classic guy.

That kind of stuff is reserved post-marriage when you're looking for kids and all that.

It just doesn't strike me as "romantic".

JayHog1992Nov 5, 20161 votes

It's all about being gentle, can be seen as romantic if taken easy.

EvilUnicornLordNov 6, 20161 votes

Can't if you're doing it with multiple people!

JayHog1992Nov 6, 20161 votes

Also comes down to who's happy. As long as Tristana's happy, I think both bachelors would put their differences aside until she's out of earshot.

EvilUnicornLordNov 6, 20161 votes

True, they don't actually hate eachother so much as some think.

Rumble actually considered inviting Teemo to his school in Mechs vs. Minions despite the program being a way of wooing Tristana (thus, love rival being present would be troublesome for him).

JayHog1992Nov 6, 20161 votes

I don't blame him, Teemo's sucessfull a beloved yordle of bandle. If I was Teemo and Tarian was Rumble, I'd help him have a shot with Tristana, so at least he can say that he tried.

Bros and friends are where they at, uh?

EvilUnicornLordNov 6, 20161 votes

I think they would be better friends if they weren't fighting over the affections of Tristana.

And here's the To-Do list where Rumble considers inviting everyone's favorite and least-favorite yordle.

https://embed.gyazo.com/b6208d781785b91f60d3d90f41f0efcc.png

JayHog1992Nov 6, 20161 votes

Teemo's battling the void according to Rumble?

Hmm, don't think he wanted to deny him, just that Teemo was too busy to be part of the game.

Kinda like that idea.

DireXconNov 5, 20161 votes

Geez, you don't miss not even a single post batman

TheHappyReaperzNov 5, 20161 votes

Is the Kayle X Aatrox ship cannon? I've seen some things, but have yet to find a good lore bit connecting the two.

EvilUnicornLordNov 5, 20161 votes

Lesee...

Kayle's only friend is Galio.

Aatrox's only friend is Tahm Kench.

No spicy lore tidbits where they even meet.

Nope! That ship is not canon.

AzureLobsterNov 5, 20161 votes

Is Malzahar x Mordekaiser canon?

EvilUnicornLordNov 5, 20162 votes

Mordekaiser + Aatrox Ahri Akali Alistar Amumu Anivia Annie Ashe AurelionSol Azir Bard Blitzcrank Braum Caitlyn Cassiopeia Chogath Corki Darius Diana DrMundo Draven Elise Evelynn Ekko Ezreal Fiddlesticks Fiora Fizz Galio Gangplank Garen Gnar Gragas Graves Hecarim Heimerdinger Illaoi item 3083 Irelia Ivern Janna JarvanIV Jax Jayce Jhin Jinx Kalista Karma Karthus Kassadin Katarina Kayle Kennen Khazix Kindred Kled KogMaw Leblanc LeeSin Leona Lissandra Lucian Lulu Lux Malphite Malzahar Maokai MasterYi MissFortune Mordekaiser Morgana Nami Nasus Nautilus Nidalee Nocturne Nunu Olaf Orianna Pantheon Poppy Quinn Rammus RekSai Renekton Rengar Riven Rumble Ryze Sejuani Shaco Shen Shyvana Singed Sion Sivir Skarner Sona Soraka Swain Syndra TahmKench Taliyah Talon Taric Teemo Thresh Tristana Trundle Tryndamere TwistedFate Twitch Udyr Urgot Varus Vayne Veigar Velkoz Viktor Vladimir Volibear Warwick MonkeyKing Xerath XinZhao Yasuo Yorick Zac Zed Ziggs Zilean Zyra

Is canon. Because when he ults someone and then kills them, he can do whatever he wants with their spirit.

~~But, joking aside, no.~~

DraaaaaavéééééénNov 6, 20161 votes

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Is canon. Because when he ults someone and then kills them, he can do whatever he wants with their spirit.

~~But, joking aside, no.~~

Anything? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

EvilUnicornLordNov 6, 20161 votes

I think so. Ask Malicious Metal.

The Ender CobraNov 5, 20161 votes

When I saw the title, for some reason I thought I bet it's aatrox

TyrekGoldenspearNov 5, 20161 votes

A very friendly bloke with good taste in ships named AbsorbantTNT.

What do I win?

PS, I looked at none of the comments before guessing.

EvilUnicornLordNov 5, 20161 votes

You win the knowledge that you guessed right!

TyrekGoldenspearNov 5, 20161 votes

Well bollucks.

I wanted Steel Legion Garen.

Otter FireNov 6, 20161 votes

Would you ship Kog'Maw and Jhin? Kog'Maw literally is Jhin's ideal bro! (4 eyes, 4 limbs, 4 toes per foot, QWR costs 40 starting, Q hit lasts 4 second, E lasts 4 seconds, Passive lasts 4 seconds before exploding in beautiful purple ooze with and enemy).

EvilUnicornLordNov 6, 20161 votes

Kog'Maw's literally an animal. So no.

Now, Jhin might adopt Kog'Maw as a pet, having all those fours.

Otter FireNov 6, 20161 votes

I can accept that. Although when I was referring to ship it was friendship, not a romantic relationship, but hey, They would be the best of friends.

EvilUnicornLordNov 6, 20161 votes

Okay, you need to specify next time because I have heard of literal relationships involving Kog'Maw.

######~~I don't even know who does that...~~

But, yes. Assuming Jhin doesn't mind Kog'Maw slobbering toxic vomit on his shoes every now and then, they would get along famously.

Otter FireNov 6, 20161 votes

That would be a very awkward relationship, just disgusts me thinking about it. Yeah, I'll work on phrasing next time.