If Every Champion had a massive brawl, (not including Gods like Aurelion Sol), Who would win?

ItsNotCola·3/22/2019, 11:14:43 PM·1 votes·1,493 views

I'm willing to bet my money on the one and only the one and only, little devil himself, had to buy 15 new keyboards in a week type champion, Teemo.

He just can't be beat. Even Gods like Aurelion Sol couldn't beat him. Or Sion, which is already dead. Although i'd like either , , {{champion:45}, , or to win (my favorite champs besides ones that wouldn't even have a chance, Teemo.. Would probably win tbh.

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Chembaron Yamada3/23/2019, 12:40:16 AM4 votes

Jinx Say what you want, but if we are excluding gods, then there are not many champions left which would be able to survive a rocket barrage like the one in the video "Get Jinxed". [slayer-jinx-wink]

Pandemic Punch3/23/2019, 12:47:44 AM2 votes

Zilean

Fast forward time until everyone dies of old age while ulting himself.

Meep Man3/23/2019, 4:16:48 AM1 votes

Hard to say. Also "god" in League is a bit of a flimsy term. Xerath is absolutely a god in terms of power, as he is possibly more powerful than Azir and possibly on equal ground with many Targonian Aspects.

I'd probably say it's gonna be a close fight between Azir Chogath Galio Malphite Mordekaiser Zac .

Azir is as high in magical power level as you can get before you breach into Xerath and Targonian levels of magical power. He seems to have absolute control over sand and therefore likely any rock that has been broken down a bit. The full extent of his powers has yet to be put on full display. Cho'Gath is really large and really powerful in the lore. Him and Vel'Koz are very close together, but I would say he's slightly more powerful. How big he can get has yet to be seen and if he can truly grow infinitely, there is nothing saying he wouldn't be ginormous. Galio is obvious. A giant, magic absorbing colossus is a really good answer to just about anything. There is magic that could likely bypass him a bit if its power was fully harnessed, but you pretty much have to beat him in a fist fight to really win, and good luck doing that. Malphite is the size of a damn mountain in the lore. He's not Mount Targon big, but he is really damn big. He might not have the magical absorbing properties of Galio, but he seems far more capable of going on the offensive magically than Galio. Mordekaiser is so strong even the Black Mist doesn't screw with him. He is so strong, the Black Mist can't even touch his spirit. He commands his own undead legion and he himself is almost immortal as long as his bones and stuff aren't destroyed. Facing Mordekaiser is the LoL equivalent of facing Sauron from Lord of the Rings. He's impossible to fight in head to head combat. You need to destroy his bones to win. Zac is a big unknown. Its unsure how exactly you could kill him without going killing him on an atom to atom basis. The real strong point in Zac isn't his offensive capabilities, but the fact that killing him is a huge unknown. How do you kill something that can regenerate as long as it has a bit of itself left? Its hard.

Around999People3/23/2019, 6:30:25 AM1 votes

Ooo, fun little topic.

Azir : Control over sand. Has an entire immortal army to throw at you (can't kill sand).

Ekko : Much like his trailer, any mess up is undone. He won't ever be hit.

Malphite : Belly flop and 90% of champs are gone. He will be extremely hard to put down and won't struggle much to put others down. He won't win, but he sure as hell will remove most champs from competing.

Nocturne : He drives everyone around him into terror fueled insanity until they kill themselves. He might win just because everyone around him will kill themselves and he wont ever be seen.

Sylas : He might win, depending on who he fights first.

Tryndamere : I mean... he literally cannot die... as long as he's angry he's immortal. And he's always angry.

Zilean : He can just wait for everyone else to die of old age.

Aside from Azir, most aspects would also be here. Nasus, Xerath, Renek, but Azir is special since his power and the reason he wins is different.

Soul Dealer3/23/2019, 7:42:08 AM1 votes

Jax could be a contender simply because we know he is powerful but not how powerful. He is very old because he knows what icathia looked like before it was destroyed and we know he is extremely powerful from the voice line that Aatrox says to him: finally a worthy vessel. So we have a very old being that is strong enough to be a worthy vessel to a darkin and that we don’t know much about, sounds like someone who would at least make it to top 15 in this fight just by the information we are given alone and not counting the fact that we don’t know how strong he truly is.

skills of luck3/22/2019, 11:29:37 PM1 votes

uhh... chogath? He can literally step on the majority of them

Solargeo3/23/2019, 12:47:24 PM1 votes

Garen because Bush tactics

Sirsir3/23/2019, 12:42:34 AM1 votes

One of the stealth champs for sure