Guys, I want to tell you something...

I played a match as Yasuo thinking it wouldn't hurt and I am now stricken with stage 9 cancer. I have hours to live.

I appreciate all your upvotes and your time that you have given to me. I want you all to live long, loving lives playing nothing but Braum support and staying clear of Yasuo. Yasuo will only hurt you. Hopefully, there's a better champion for me on the other side. [zombie-nunu-tears]