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Least sluttiest female champs???

CupcakeKítty··2 votes·3,975 views

Annie Ashe Caitlyn Diana Irelia Kalista Leona Lissandra Nami Orianna Poppy Quinn RekSai Sejuani Shyvana Soraka Vayne

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Stars Shaper4 votes

RekSai

SoundChaosDebug2 votes

I want a female equivalent of Urgot

Just a big physical mess, the least attractive you can physically be. Built like a gragras, just horrible.

Too many of these female characters look like they're about to do a porn shoot.

Reaper Soraka7 votes

RekSai is female. I don't know if urgot is technically a male after what he's gone through. Probably more of an "it"

SoundChaosDebug1 votes

She's not uggo enough

ninjaIRL 1 votes

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Forbidden Siren2 votes

I nominate Helga from Clay Fighter. She could be Olaf's wife.

Reaper Soraka4 votes

Oh look. Another big bust blonde. Typical NA resident. Pfft.

Forbidden Siren1 votes

But look at that face! You have to love that face!

SoundChaosDebug1 votes

Wow clay fighter takes me back, it's been so long since I've even thought about that game.

Terozu2 votes

Fun fact as Slutty as Ahri might seem she can actually be assumed to be a virgin as she kills men.

Reaper Soraka1 votes

Least slutty I'd say Annie but she is a child. If I were to make a list of not-so-slutty champions, it would be like 25-40.

Has a figure =/= slutty

Bhagswag1 votes

Definitely Diana. She is beautiful, but her model doesn't show cleavage or anything.

Soraka maybe?

Decrit1 votes

Ashe is not slutty at all. has a but of figure but she aims to have a more dignified/noble asset.

Fiora is sporty, but not slutty

Karma shows more skin, but should she be defined slutty?

Kalista she is sexy in other senses

Lux Also pretty armored

Tristana but can be excused, after all she is an yordle

Vi does not dress sexy at all, only feminine details ( balanced by fists and stuff )

Those are the ones that not only, in my opinion, do not look "slutty" but also do not expose too much skin. There are also those that expose skin but are not too much slutty at all.

Actually only few can be classified as very slutty. Sure thing, they are all somehow pretty and beautiful for various standards, and that is true, but making a character ugly without any design concept behind only creates an other urgoth

Sinister Mars1 votes

Tristana is your only good argument here.

When even the interpretation of a tough-as-nails-face-smasher like Vi ends up with an impossibly thin physique, your hypocrisy shines through.

Graves can't have his ****ing cigar, and female champions can't veer on the realistic side of a hyper-sexualized physique.

Decrit1 votes

and having an impossible thin phisique means being slutty?

Sinister Mars1 votes

Impossibly thin with giant tits. I'll let you answer that one.

Decrit2 votes

well she has not those giant tits you think she has, first.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/2/2b/Vi_Render.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/225?cb=20150131171538

and even if she did, being "impossible" is different from being slutty. feminine, maybe, but not slutty.

Laughing Fish3 votes

You think Braum has a realistic physique? You think it would actually be possible for any man to move, let alone fight, wearing as much armor as Garen? Is any human alive shaped like Jax? This is a fantasy game. Both genders are exaggerated. Also, we have a freakin' 6 foot tall Lion-man Rengar fighting a living ball of blubber Zac. I do not think realism is a concern here.

Sinister Mars1 votes

Jax isn't human, so forget that part.

The problem isn't that there are exaggerated physiques, it's that while yes, we have Garen Braum , there are also more believable models like Yasuo Talon.

That level of diversity just isn't available for female champions, which is a shame.

Terozu1 votes

Jax is to human where do you get your info? and have you seen yasuos stomach/chest/waist ratio? He's a freakin hourglass

Sinister Mars1 votes

Look at his hands. Then look at your hands.

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

I'd say the ones that wear clothes. Out of those, Leona is the one I'm the most familiar with.

Fowus1 votes

Leona

Erotic Terrorist1 votes

You forgot Kalista

DrCyanide1 votes

Poppy Lulu Lux Annie Fiora Lissandra Orianna Vi

Sniper 01 votes

Another one of these? Look at other games sexualizations. Tera for one. League is nothing compared to those. Honestly any overweight champ is just going to be stereotyped. Honestly that's the only way people are going to enjoy playing a champ. You need to have a funny accent or stereotype on the champion to move them if they're not attractive. Unless that champ is stupid broken or has an interesting kit (the kit can be overlooked if the champion is not interesting). You know, like gragas... I don't count urgot because he's a patchwork and is not a representation of his former self. =.=

A german accent beer maiden or something might get someones attention but then you'll always have someone who gets offended. =.= I would like to see an old woman or a built woman. Sejuani is kinda tiny for her personality. Someone with sejuani's personality but the build of a tank. >3>

WyvernEgg1 votes

I'm pretty sure none of them are actually slutty...

Facy1 votes

u forgot Ezreal

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