Chapter 4: Leona's Lesson Part 1

esmelar·3/10/2016, 6:33:51 PM·4 votes·647 views

Chapter 3: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/XAaEz7cu-chapter-3-vision-lessons-todays-guest-teacher-janna

INSIDE FF TEAM’s LOCKER ROOM Annie : yawns Why are we here so early? Yasuo : I am here because I love to be helpful, see me here cleaning all the rooms I'm taking care of this place from now on! SO don’t make a mess ladies. Vayne : Oh please, you are only here because the bosses were not going to pay you for missing the coaching lessons,so you had to beg them to give you extra job so you can get the money for your booze, Is that correct? Yasuo: …Just don’t make a mess that’s all I ask Vayne : Thought so, now Annie, I asked you to come early so we can open the gifts I got from my fans! Annie: Wow that’s a lot of presents Yasuo: Hey that’s a lot of gifts. Did you pay someone to send you this? Be honest Vayne : You are just jealous that I’m being love by everyone. Annie: You got some scarfs, glasses, a hat and I don’t know what this is. Vayne : Hmm oh, that’s perfume.. (Sombra de Bruma) sounds fancy. Yasuo: Ugh isn’t that scent a Little too strong. Annie: It smells funny Vayne : It is just that you don’t have the nose for it coughs it has the perfect smell * coughs* Yasuo: Are you ok? Maybe you are having an allergic reaction to the perfume? Let’s wait for Soraka to see you Vayne : No way, Im not getting touch with her evil magics, coughsIll go to the infirmary to see if they have some meds**cough* (leaves) Yasuo: sigh This woman will never learn. Hey kid! Annie: Hmm me? Yasuo: Do you want to help me clean this lockers? It will be fun!! Annie: No thanks, I’ll go to the classroom to wait for Miss goat (leaves) Yasuo: You will be missing some great fun! OK, now how does one clean this stuff?

OUTSIDE FF BUILDING, WAITING FOR THE RAIN TO PASS LeeSin : Hey Zed, We almost won that match right? (Zed (He remains silent) LeeSin: Yeah, that Rengar almost threw that match, he didn’t target Vayne once. Zed LeeSin: But also it was weird seeing him just going for you, well we try to pink ward near your area, but he always seems to find you. Next time try to ward more that’ll help you survive, ok? Zed LeeSin: We are just trying to help you Zed, we are a team after all. Zed: The sun just came out, lets go inside before…**(BOOMM)** A massive energy beam lands on the ninja, knocking him down LeeSin: ZED!!! Zed: Ugh I’m fine! This attack was weak. LeeSin: Are we under attack? Zed: Hmm most likely. SHOW YOURSELF COWARD! Leona: I don’t need to hide from the likes of you. Spawn! LeeSin: Who are you and why are you attacking us? Leona: I am Leona! I am the Radiant Dawn! Proud Warrior of the Rakkor Tribe! Protector or the Order of the Solari and Aspect of the Sun! And I come here to see your leader, bring him to me and I will spare your lives. LeeSin: Our leader? Does she mean the boss? Zed: I don’t care! She is going down by my blade!! LeeSin: ZED!!, don’t… Zed tries to land a fatal blow on Leona, but his right claws hits her shield, shattering on hundreds of pieces. She then knocks him down with a powerful punch.) Zed: Ugh!!!!! Leona: Don’t try that again, shadow ninja, or next time I won’t be so merciful! LeeSin: Wait, don’t need to spill any blood, Lady Leona if you are willing to follow me I can take you to one of my bosses, maybe he can help you on whatever your task is. Leona: Fair enough, please take me to one of your leaders. LeeSin: This way please, Zed please go with the others. Ask Soraka, maybe she knows what’s going on. Zed: Hmmm LeeSin: Zed, Now! Zed: Fine. I’ll go

INSIDE THE LOCKER ROOM Yasuo: So, She didn’t explain anything, immediately attack you guys, and ask for our boss? I don’t who she is but I like her already. Zed: She just got lucky, she caught me off guard, next time I’ll be ready. ( Puts a new claw on his right glove) Yasuo: Hey do you think she is the new guest support? At least she looks like a champion, probably that’s it Zed: Hmm that goat is really pushing it with these guests. Yasuo: I think she is punishing us for not attending the classes. Zed: Well there are bett…(swiftly Leona smashes Zed’s head on to the lockers with her shield. She exerts a huge amount of force on the ninja’s neck. ) Leona: I don’t appreciate being lied, Master of Shadows, now I’m going to ask you nicely one more time ! WHERE CAN I FIND YOUR LEADER?! Yasuo: Whoa, whoa whoa lady. Could you please break his neck over there by the concrete wall? These lockers are expensive and I don’t feel like paying them Zed: Grr argh uhrg heppp happ AARRGH!!! Leona: Quiet!! YOU! Swordsman, tell me who you are. Yasuo: Me? Ok. My name is Yasuo, I come from Ionia, some time back I got on a little trouble and had to leave my hometown, now I was approached by some guys on suits and asked me if I wanted to kill people , but no for real, for others people entertainment AND also get paid for it. SO here I am killing people and moping the floors. I think is a fair living. Does that answer your question? Leona: Well, Yasuo from Ionia. I’m looking for your leader, and your friend over here sent me to a mere mortal, what I’m looking for is a powerful being not a man that soils himself. Yasuo: Hey, if you are not looking for the boss, sorry ma’am but we don’t know who this leader is. Maybe you can go to the League organization, they have less breakable things over there. Leona: I know he is HERE! Don’t try to play fool with me! Or you'll be punish in the name of the Sun! Yasuo: Ok, I don’t want to see you angry so let’s do this, Since neither me or Zed knows the location of this leader, I, as acting caretaker of this building, am allowing you to search the place until you find him. We promise we won’t interfere. The only thing that I ask is that don’t destroy anything, we rent this building on the weekends from a school, and they hate the mess. Leona: Fair enough, Ill search for him, just don’t stand in my way! Yasuo: Great! And please let my friend go, he is starting to turn purple from the lack of oxygen, at least I think so, cant really tell from the mask he is wearing. Leona : Done! (She lets her grip go from Zed's neck) Zed :_ Gasping for air cough cough_ Leona: I will look for your leader and bring Solari justice onto him. Leaves Zed: I should cough I should make her pay. Yasuo: Yeah you almost won fight, glad I was here to stop the massacre. Zed: I'm starting to think someones is playing an awful joke on me. Yasuo: Don’t look at me, this is really funny, just not my style. Hmmm oh how about Shaco this looks like something he will do to you. Zed: That clown, I still owe him from the last time we met. Yasuo: Yeah, haha remember... haha oh boy. Remember when you were taking a nap before the match and he changed your mask for the Teemo one and you didn’t notice. That was hilarious! Zed: Don’t remind me that was an awful experience Yasuo: I wouldn’t say awful , you almost won lane by pure humor. Look I have a picture of that. http://i.imgur.com/K8iWiMz.png?1 Zed: Why do you carry a photo of everything? Yasuo: I take pictures because I tend to forget things, I drink a lot you know. I also have this picture whatever it is, do you know what it may be? http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/a/a8/Deathfire_Grasp_item.png/revision/latest?cb=20130731230043 Zed: How in hell should I know? Yasuo: I don’t know it says THANK YOU, oh never mind (throws it away) LeeSin: enters the room Hey guys , guys have you seen lady Leona? I lost her track after she left the boss’ office. Yasuo: You are always late Lee Sin! What were you doing that couldn’t keep up with her? LeeSin: Uh I had to uhh.. get the boss a new pair of pants for …reasons. Zed: She looking for that imaginary leader. Whoever that is. Yasuo: I still think this all Soraka’s doing. I bet she is gonna be “I was testing you and you failed, learn to work as a team, blah, blah, blah” LeeSin: Ok it is almost class time we can ask her then. Let’s go!

INSIDE THE CLASSROOM

Soraka: ….And you can use it for decoration, look I can place a paper star on it… tadah. These are many uses of the horn. Isn’t that neat?

Annie: I wish I didn’t ask. Yasuo/LeeSin/Zed: enter the room Soraka: Good morning guys, how are you today? I have bad news for you. Unfortunately we won’t be having a guest today, Nami had an accident , she practically flooded the her apartment . Sooo.. today you get the day off. Zed/Yasuo: What, Nami?!! LeeSin: Are you sure it was Nami today? Soraka: Uhhh what are you talking about? Yasuo: There’s a crazy lady, named Leona, yelling about the sun and some leader we don’t know about, we though you send her to us for some test. Soraka: Hmm!? That doesn’t sound like someone I know Zed: Well she is roaming around the offices ready to destroy anything on her way. Soraka : Oh no!! that’s terrible!!! Let’s evacuate before a tragedy happens. Wait where’s Vayne ? Yasuo: At the infirmary she was feeling sick Soraka: Oh we can’t leave without her ! LeeSin: But we have to do something, we may be in danger Yasuo: Nevermind. Crazy sun lady is right outside! Soraka: What!? Lock the doors. Yasuo: I don’t think that’s gonna help

OUTSIDE Leona: I Know you are in there! I beg you to bring your leader to me and no one will get hurt! The Solari will deliver right justice to him! I’ll give you ten minutes or i'll bring him out myself by force

BACK INSIDE Yasuo: You see?! There’s no stopping her! Annie: Are we in danger Miss goat? Soraka: Oh no little Annie, we are just playing a game LeeSin: So lets continue the lying to the kid? Soraka: Shut it Lee, you are not helping! Yasuo: I think is time for Yasuo to save the day, I'm going out. Soraka: Ok I’ll be ready to help you, just let me know! Yasuo: Great I just need something from you Soraka: What… uh what is it? Yasuo: Do you have any booze? I don’t want to die sober Soraka: GET OUT NOW!! Yasuo: Sigh I’m going! (He exits the room) Zed: Do you believe on him? Soraka: ….. OUTSIDE Yasuo : Hello again, how are you doing on this lovely day? Leona: I hope you are not wasting my time, or trying to save your leader, Yasuo from Ionia! I need you to collaborate with me, you are in great danger. Yasuo: Got it, got it…..Did Morgana sent you? You know Morgana right? Purple skin, burnt wings, likes to eat puppies, sounds familiar? Leona: I don’t know this Morgana. I came on behalf of the Solari! Allow me to finish my mission. Yasuo: We don’t even know who this leader Is! Do you have a description? Is he human? Does he uses magic!? WHO IS HE?! Leona: I ignore his identity!! I just know he is here and that the ninja knows. Collaborate and let me through! Yasuo: You have to learn to stop. Just don't follow orders blindly. You’ll only look like a fool when you do. Leona: Enough! Face me or stand out of my way! Yasuo: Then I’m sorry I have to do this He charges his sword with the power of the wind, send a tornado on her direction. But she easily dodges it Leona: You will have to better than that! Yasuo: Hmm

4 Comments

Tempura King3/10/2016, 7:46:27 PM1 votes

I think your post is broken

Kitty Darkstar3/11/2016, 1:12:05 PM1 votes

Why did you post this twice in one post?

Eclipse Leona3/23/2016, 11:49:06 AM1 votes

"Leona the Savage." +1. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]