Warding Coaching

esmelar·1/17/2016, 3:05:58 PM·118 votes·3,333 views

Soraka : Hi guys welcome to your Warding coaching with me Soraka Vayne , Nunu , Yasuo , Zed ,Annie : Hi Soraka : Ok, let’s start with... wait, why are you guys sitting in the same chair? Zed : I was sitting in the big middle chair before you, go away, Yasuo Yasuo : Yeah, but I called before entering the room, remember. So it is my chair! Soraka : Enough! Yasuo go to the chair on the left, now! Yasuo : Ughh whatever, never could stay in one place anyways. Soraka : Ok, now that we are ready, let’s start. First, can someone tell me what this is?item 3340 Annie : Is it a monster? Vayne : Is it gold? Yasuo : I bet is a trap don’t touch it, it will hurt you!!! Soraka : Guys, it is a ward, it can REALLY help you, let me show you. Here we have a picture of the Summoners Rift. Ok, can someone tell where we are on this point? http://i.imgur.com/DdIjqjT.png?1 Annie : oh is this the place I like to be to kill my enemies when they get near. Soraka : well yes, technically. But for this lesson we are gonna call it the tribush, it connects it connects the river with the bottom lane and the blue side jungle. First tell me can you see anything? Zed : It is dark, just how I like it. Soraka : It is dark, but you can’t see anything, there could be an enemy waiting for you ready to kill you. Zed : Hahaha , no one can escape me, not even in the shadows Soraka : Oh really, let’s look at your last performance, remember you were chasing the low health Ekko thru the jungle, you had no vision and tell what happened next Zed : … Soraka : sorry I didn’t hear you Zed : I got deleted Soraka : Yes you got deleted, you had no vision of his hologram, he ulted back to you and no more mister shadow guy. So now, let’s see what happens when I use the little trinket http://i.imgur.com/70aJiqm.png?1 Yasuo , Zed , Annie : AH!!!!

Vayne : Evil Sorcery! Annie : You were there all along? Soraka : YES! That is the power of the wards, you can see anything in a small radius but enough to give you time to react to danger. Vayne : I don’t like that this, it smells like black magics! Soraka : Well, it is magic, I wouldn’t call it evil, giving vision is all it does. So tell me Vayne what do you usually do to defeat your enemy? Vayne : See these glasses, they let me see and detect my enemies true evil form Soraka :Ok, let me test them. (Puts on glasses) Wow, everyone here is a monster! Even myself when i look in the mirror! So this is what you always see? Vayne :Exactly. And I don’t need any extra help, I can kill them all by myself. No need for kids toys. Soraka : Ok that’s fair, I didn’t actually see your last performance but I got some interesting report from your teammates, do you want me to read them? Vayne : …… Not really. Soraka : Thought so, ok one last tip, you can also ward while chasing to know if you can expect a gank, or just know where to throw that last skillshot. Any questions? Annie (raises hand) Soraka : yes Annie? Annie : what I want to know miss goat lady, how much does these wards cost? Soraka : Well you can get this trinket for free, isn’t that cool?! And if you really want to help your team you can get a sightstone for 800 gold. Yasuo Nothing is free, we always pay the price Annie 800 gold!?! Pass Soraka : Guys come on , just remember Wards can save lives and can also help you kill the enemy. Wait a minute, Nunu has not been here now that I notice, where is he? Yasuo : He is in the back, probably dancing. Soraka : NUNU GET BACK HERE Nunu : Hue hue hue hue Soraka : And give me these, I am confiscating them summoner 13 {{summoner:2}} One last thing I'm gonna give one of these trinkets to you and you are gonna put them on the map where you think is most optimal to place them, ok?

Moments later Soraka : Ok guys let’s see if you learned anything http://i.imgur.com/mtWzCxu.png?1

Soraka : Sigh... You are dismissed Nunu : Don’t worry Miss Soraka you did well. Also I have a gift for you for being so patient with us Soraka : Oh thank you, what did you get me? Nunu : This!!!!(starts dancing) item 3363 du du du du du du du item 3187 du du du du du du du item 3364 ts ts ts ts ts ts item 3341 Soraka : I hate this team

Next Chapter: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/P2u0d5Xb-chapter-2-sweeping-lessons-todays-guest-teacher-morgana

24 Comments

morris11/17/2016, 5:44:43 PM19 votes

This could become the new Corporate Matter.

ZGM Dazzling1/17/2016, 11:11:49 PM17 votes

I figured out why only 3 wards were placed.

Vayne : I'd like to buy a item 3153 please. MonkeyKing (shopkeeper): With what what gold? Vayne : Hands in item 3362 Soraka : face-palm

sswally1/17/2016, 3:42:06 PM13 votes

OMG I love this! Have an upvote! [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Ravenstiker1/17/2016, 9:36:21 PM9 votes

Nunu : (Dancing Intensifies) item 2043 Hue hue hue hue item 2045 du du du du du item 3340 ts ts ts ts ts ts item 3363 du du du du item 3348 hue hue hue

Doomstar Nova1/17/2016, 10:35:07 PM5 votes

Logged in to upvote.

However, this lesson should of been taught by our resident Sun Goddess.

Leona

Praise her.

Bottom Laner1/17/2016, 11:04:15 PM2 votes

this was great +1

Kirrlaos1/17/2016, 6:50:39 PM2 votes

upvotteeeeee [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

JVP151/18/2016, 12:17:35 AM2 votes

This is absolutely amazing. I love it. I would just love to see more.

7Artemis71/18/2016, 7:23:03 AM2 votes

It's just not the same without a Disco Nunu

nami tf1/18/2016, 3:36:32 PM2 votes

I thought trinket bush-warding is basic stuff, and the jungle pink-warding and sightstone-warding is more advanced stuff.

Tribbles Foxfolk1/19/2016, 4:03:14 AM1 votes

@OP What's sad is that your whole little post is what it feels like as a support main trying to get others to ward in SoloQ. It's like trying to get children to build something as a team: a complete shitshow that only results in headaches, pain, and suffering.