When you're fed and someone steals a kill from you.

Swerzz·Jan 20, 2016·35 votes·2,097 views

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11 Comments

FrankerXJan 20, 201622 votes

when you have someone in your team who thinks you can killsteal in a teamgame [zombie-brand-facepalm] [zombie-brand-mindblown]

UtilityPunkJan 21, 20165 votes

"This isn't CoD" "I'm running a first-persion mod for immersion" "..."

Hello I am BirdJan 21, 20161 votes

Velkoz I SEE EVERYWHERE

D3m37r1Jan 20, 201614 votes

Nasus They stole my cs. I stole their lives

SquidsmastahJan 20, 20165 votes

Nasus They stole my cs. I stole their ~~lives~~ mortal souls and innocence.

Fixed.

ShonjlJan 20, 20166 votes

My favorite is people that cry KS in a teamfight, or the ADC that yells at you for not letting them get the kill when they were too far away and the champ woulda escaped if you waited.

Also I find it amusing when someone fed cries over kills. Its like when I am say 10/0 I will at least try to see if someone can get the kill if they are with me. Like if I am Morgana(Most played champ) Instead of landing that Q and finishing them with pool, I will just walk up to them and see if the ally will get it.

I never really understood when people cry when they are so far ahead since getting even further doesn't really change much, it actually becomes a negative. Main reason I hate say Katarina. She generally gets all the kills and she is pathetically to make irrelevant, now you lose since your team is crap.

CanidaeJan 21, 20162 votes

A fake guide to dealing with a won bot-lane for supports.

take ur adc's (K/D/A) score and apply the formula (K/A) - 3D = x

if 3D or A = 0 replace either with the number 1

< 0 - this list is n/a cause ur not winning bot lane .5 < x < 0 - there is a possibility that Ur adc will tilt if U ... "ks;" but hey ur probably more relevant than ur adc right now 1 < x < .5 - meh dis lane isn't won enough 2 < x < 1 - no one should give a damn cause Ur stomping < 2 - whoa der, dis adc is likely snowballing and in danger of snowballitis*

Snowballitis: otherwise known as Rambo disease, is a severe condition caused by getting fed in lane and is characterized by the desire to shove bot lane minions, and orengage in 1vs(a number) battles w/o considering relative farm, position, or objective timings. Dis ailment can be addressed using regular doses of babysitting, BMing opposing enemy botlane, and efficient rotations. With time, players afflicted with snowballitis can overcome the disease by becoming awesome . Treatment includes regular doses of improved game sense or mechanical skill, either will cause the player to produce the needed bad-assery antibodies needed to develop immunity to snowballitis. Players who have become immune to snowballitis have been noted to experience unusually high gains in elo over extended exposure.

WARNING: becoming awesome may not be right for you. Side effects may include tilting, raging, amnesia, insomnia, extreme back pain, frequent misclicks, damage to hearing, eye strain, nasal congestion, mouth dryness, acute, sensitivity to sound and light, weakness in shot calling, exhaustion, feelings of extreme dread, real-life issues, mouse failure, extreme burrito appetite, or lack of keyboard, nervousness and feelings of limited self worth. Some users have experienced loss of IQ and LP, irreversible queue drops, frustrated feelings, internet blackouts, extremely high ping, rapid aging, time mismanagement, broken headphones, forgetting to lock in a a DAMN CHAMPION, regret from flaming, loss of friendships, ooming, loss of energy & sudden rage quits.

Ask a doctor before trying to become awesome.

TheNoxusWarriorJan 21, 20165 votes

Okay I'm usually the person that says theres no killing stealing but there was this one time where i was zed and i went all in on the enemy azir. I got most of his hp (he was maybe 5-10% hp) while my death mark was on him and i was walking away with my death mark more then able to kill him when at the bottom of my screen i see a fucking nid spear come from river just to steal the kill just before my death mark popped. Also the nid then proceeded to tax my lane for "helping". the salt was real that game.